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« on: July 12, 2009, 10:14:49 PM »

Saw a trailer for this when I went to see Bruno.

Megan Fox plays a homicidal teenage vampire cheerleader or something. She's Jennifer. Amanda Seyfried (Lilly from Veronica Mars) is her nerdy friend.

It looks worse than godawful—like Twilight–meets–Heathers for the Fall Out Boy generation—but i still sported a total chubby through the trailer. At one point, Megan definitely tried to get her lez on with Seyfried.

Apparently it was written by Diablo Cody of Juno fame and named after a Hole song. That's not awesome.

It does feature J.K. Simmons in a supporting role, though. So there's bound to be at least one good scene, right? Maybe they can just add him to the red-band trailer and put it on loop.
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« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2009, 10:43:05 PM »

Saw a trailer for this when I went to see Bruno.

Megan Fox plays a homicidal teenage vampire cheerleader or something. She's Jennifer. Amanda Seyfried (Lilly from Veronica Mars) is her nerdy friend.

It looks worse than godawful—like Twilight–meets–Heathers for the Fall Out Boy generation—but i still sported a total chubby through the trailer. At one point, Megan definitely tried to get her lez on with Seyfried.

Apparently it was written by Diablo Cody of Juno fame and named after a Hole song. That's not awesome.

It does feature J.K. Simmons in a supporting role, though. So there's bound to be at least one good scene, right? Maybe they can just add him to the red-band trailer and put it on loop.

CT and I get it.
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« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2009, 06:10:04 PM »

I thought that this was going to be a link to some Anniston photos/videos.
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« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2009, 06:19:41 PM »

Saw a trailer for this when I went to see Bruno.

Megan Fox plays a homicidal teenage vampire cheerleader or something. She's Jennifer. Amanda Seyfried (Lilly from Veronica Mars) is her nerdy friend.

It looks worse than godawful—like Twilight–meets–Heathers for the Fall Out Boy generation—but i still sported a total chubby through the trailer. At one point, Megan definitely tried to get her lez on with Seyfried.

Apparently it was written by Diablo Cody of Juno fame and named after a Hole song. That's not awesome.

It does feature J.K. Simmons in a supporting role, though. So there's bound to be at least one good scene, right? Maybe they can just add him to the red-band trailer and put it on loop.

That's where this photo is from. (NSFW).

Not entirely real.

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"I had booby stickers on," Fox said. "If I’d been actually topless, I would have sued someone… I know who, and I never did anything about it. It’s her karma to deal with, not mine."
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« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2009, 06:24:34 PM »

I thought that this was going to be a link to some Anniston photos/videos.





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« Reply #5 on: July 14, 2009, 08:43:24 AM »

I thought that this was going to be a link to some Anniston photos/videos.







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« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2010, 08:27:57 AM »

This movie was terrible.  Hawt, but terrible.  I recommend it, though.
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