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Author Topic: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread  (Read 7463 times)
Gil Gunderson
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« on: August 14, 2009, 12:24:58 PM »
As a public service to the board, please direct all Kurt Evans-related shit to this thread, so I - and others - do not have to wade through pages upons pages of absolute nonsense.

I'll start things off...Kurt, you're a pedophile.  Rebuttal?
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« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2009, 12:34:19 PM »
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on August 14, 2009, 12:24:58 PM
As a public service to the board, please direct all Kurt Evans-related shit to this thread, so I - and others - do not have to wade through pages upons pages of absolute nonsense.

I'll start things off...Kurt, you're a pedophile.  Rebuttal?

Just curious: pedophile or paedophile?
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« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2009, 12:36:19 PM »
Courtesy of TEC in the shoutbox...

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« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2009, 12:43:35 PM »
Quote from: Slak on August 14, 2009, 12:34:19 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on August 14, 2009, 12:24:58 PM
As a public service to the board, please direct all Kurt Evans-related shit to this thread, so I - and others - do not have to wade through pages upons pages of absolute nonsense.

I'll start things off...Kurt, you're a pedophile.  Rebuttal?

Just curious: pedophile or paedophile?

I love using the ae construction.  I just wrote up a brief here and I had to include the word feces in it.  I wanted to use the word faeces (or foaeces, I believe) so badly.

It was an interesting case, needless to say.

And RV, that just makes me miss the SBox more and more...
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« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2009, 12:44:32 PM »

There isn't a newer guy there they can give the shit work to?
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« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2009, 12:48:56 PM »
Quote from: Fork on August 14, 2009, 12:44:32 PM

There isn't a newer guy there they can give the shit work to?

Can we expand this thread to include Fork jokes? And maybe Yeti's drywall pricing rants?
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« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2009, 12:51:38 PM »
I actually think if we expanded veyond KE here and went on random things to rant, we'd be like NSBB... No thanks.
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« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2009, 12:52:05 PM »
Quote from: BH on August 14, 2009, 12:48:56 PM
Quote from: Fork on August 14, 2009, 12:44:32 PM

There isn't a newer guy there they can give the shit work to?

Can we expand this thread to include Fork jokes? And maybe Yeti's drywall pricing rants?

My jokes are omnipresent.

Tough shit, Butterball.
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« Reply #8 on: August 14, 2009, 12:54:19 PM »
Quote from: BH on August 14, 2009, 12:48:56 PM
Quote from: Fork on August 14, 2009, 12:44:32 PM

There isn't a newer guy there they can give the shit work to?

Can we expand this thread to include Fork jokes? And maybe Yeti's drywall pricing rants?

So copy and paste every other thread on the board to this one?
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« Reply #9 on: August 14, 2009, 12:56:25 PM »
Quote from: Fork on August 14, 2009, 12:52:05 PM
Quote from: BH on August 14, 2009, 12:48:56 PM
Quote from: Fork on August 14, 2009, 12:44:32 PM

There isn't a newer guy there they can give the shit work to?

Can we expand this thread to include Fork jokes? And maybe Yeti's drywall pricing rants?

My jokes are omnipresent.

Tough shit, Butterball.

Stay on topic people, this is a thread for Kurt to brandish his interwebs weapons against those who would dare impugn him and to prevent other threads from devolving into a non-stop Kurt fest.

So, with that, Kurt, your photoshops suck...retort?
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« Reply #10 on: August 14, 2009, 12:57:34 PM »
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« Reply #11 on: August 14, 2009, 12:59:21 PM »
This isn't going to work.
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« Reply #12 on: August 14, 2009, 01:04:16 PM »
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on August 14, 2009, 12:24:58 PM
As a public service to the board, please direct all Kurt Evans-related shit to this thread, so I - and others - do not have to wade through pages upons pages of absolute nonsense.

I'll start things off...Kurt, you're a pedophile.  Rebuttal?

I didn't start the fire.

Oh wait.
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« Reply #13 on: August 14, 2009, 01:13:26 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 14, 2009, 12:59:21 PM
This isn't going to work.

It will if you believe it will.
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« Reply #14 on: August 14, 2009, 01:15:39 PM »
Quote from: TDubbs on August 14, 2009, 12:54:19 PM
Quote from: BH on August 14, 2009, 12:48:56 PM
Quote from: Fork on August 14, 2009, 12:44:32 PM

There isn't a newer guy there they can give the shit work to?

Can we expand this thread to include Fork jokes? And maybe Yeti's drywall pricing rants?

So copy and paste every other thread on the board to this one?

That's not fair, dude.  Yeti hardly ever talks about drywall on Desipio.
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