The 2010 Cubs Free Agent and Roster Moves Thread: SAVEENG OUR KUBBEEZ!!11

[Chuck to Chuck]

DPD.

Back to the original point of the thread, the Jason Bay contract will drive up the prices of a shit-ton of outfielders.

At this rate, Soriano will wind up being a bargain in two years.

4 years/$66 million is ridiculous.  Imagine what he could have gotten out of Hendry.

So 4x$66 is ridiculous but 4x$76mm with another year after that will make Soriano a "bargain"?

[ChuckD]

DPD.

Back to the original point of the thread, the Jason Bay contract will drive up the prices of a shit-ton of outfielders.

At this rate, Soriano will wind up being a bargain in two years.

4 years/$66 million is ridiculous.  Imagine what he could have gotten out of Hendry.

Remind me.  Who is Jason Bay?

He directed Armageddon.

On a related note, am I the only one who never knew that J.J. Abrams was one of the writers of Armageddon?

Intrepid Reader: Chuck

That would explain why the people who were asked to finance it never asked "why?"

[JD]

DPD.

Back to the original point of the thread, the Jason Bay contract will drive up the prices of a shit-ton of outfielders.

At this rate, Soriano will wind up being a bargain in two years.

4 years/$66 million is ridiculous.  Imagine what he could have gotten out of Hendry.

So 4x$66 is ridiculous but 4x$76mm with another year after that will make Soriano a "bargain"?

Who called Sosiano a "bargain"?  I'm really asking.  Has someone "done" that?  Because "I" don't think he's a "bargain".

[Weebs]

DPD.

Back to the original point of the thread, the Jason Bay contract will drive up the prices of a shit-ton of outfielders.

At this rate, Soriano will wind up being a bargain in two years.

4 years/$66 million is ridiculous.  Imagine what he could have gotten out of Hendry.

So 4x$66 is ridiculous but 4x$76mm with another year after that will make Soriano a "bargain"?

Who called Sosiano a "bargain"?  I'm really asking.  Has someone "done" that?  Because "I" don't think he's a "bargain".

You make me want to be a better man.

[CT III]

DPD.

Back to the original point of the thread, the Jason Bay contract will drive up the prices of a shit-ton of outfielders.

At this rate, Soriano will wind up being a bargain in two years.

4 years/$66 million is ridiculous.  Imagine what he could have gotten out of Hendry.

So 4x$66 is ridiculous but 4x$76mm with another year after that will make Soriano a "bargain"?

Who called Sosiano a "bargain"?  I'm really asking.  Has someone "done" that?  Because "I" don't think he's a "bargain".

I swee what you did there.

[Kermit IV]

DPD.

Back to the original point of the thread, the Jason Bay contract will drive up the prices of a shit-ton of outfielders.

At this rate, Soriano will wind up being a bargain in two years.

4 years/$66 million is ridiculous.  Imagine what he could have gotten out of Hendry.

So 4x$66 is ridiculous but 4x$76mm with another year after that will make Soriano a "bargain"?

Who called Sosiano a "bargain"?  I'm really asking.  Has someone "done" that?  Because "I" don't think he's a "bargain".

You make me want to be a better man.

As Good As It Gets?  Seriously?

[MAD]

DPD.

Back to the original point of the thread, the Jason Bay contract will drive up the prices of a shit-ton of outfielders.

At this rate, Soriano will wind up being a bargain in two years.

4 years/$66 million is ridiculous.  Imagine what he could have gotten out of Hendry.

So 4x$66 is ridiculous but 4x$76mm with another year after that will make Soriano a "bargain"?

Who called Sosiano a "bargain"?  I'm really asking.  Has someone "done" that?  Because "I" don't think he's a "bargain".

You make me want to be a better man.

As Good As It Gets?  Seriously?

You knew that Weebs was quoting "As Good as it Gets"?  Seriously?

[Kermit IV]

DPD.

Back to the original point of the thread, the Jason Bay contract will drive up the prices of a shit-ton of outfielders.

At this rate, Soriano will wind up being a bargain in two years.

4 years/$66 million is ridiculous.  Imagine what he could have gotten out of Hendry.

So 4x$66 is ridiculous but 4x$76mm with another year after that will make Soriano a "bargain"?

Who called Sosiano a "bargain"?  I'm really asking.  Has someone "done" that?  Because "I" don't think he's a "bargain".

You make me want to be a better man.

As Good As It Gets?  Seriously?

You knew that Weebs was quoting "As Good as it Gets"?  Seriously?

Your encyclopedia brain didn't retain one of the thousands of trailers that ran for that movie during the 90's?  Seriously?

[SKO]

DPD.

Back to the original point of the thread, the Jason Bay contract will drive up the prices of a shit-ton of outfielders.

At this rate, Soriano will wind up being a bargain in two years.

4 years/$66 million is ridiculous.  Imagine what he could have gotten out of Hendry.

So 4x$66 is ridiculous but 4x$76mm with another year after that will make Soriano a "bargain"?

Who called Sosiano a "bargain"?  I'm really asking.  Has someone "done" that?  Because "I" don't think he's a "bargain".

You make me want to be a better man.

As Good As It Gets?  Seriously?

You knew that Weebs was quoting "As Good as it Gets"?  Seriously?

Your encyclopedia brain didn't retain one of the thousands of trailers that ran for that movie during the 90's?  Seriously?

Is this serially worth lobbing back and forth over? Like, seriously?

[CT III]

DPD.

Back to the original point of the thread, the Jason Bay contract will drive up the prices of a shit-ton of outfielders.

At this rate, Soriano will wind up being a bargain in two years.

4 years/$66 million is ridiculous.  Imagine what he could have gotten out of Hendry.

So 4x$66 is ridiculous but 4x$76mm with another year after that will make Soriano a "bargain"?

Who called Sosiano a "bargain"?  I'm really asking.  Has someone "done" that?  Because "I" don't think he's a "bargain".

You make me want to be a better man.

As Good As It Gets?  Seriously?

You knew that Weebs was quoting "As Good as it Gets"?  Seriously?

Your encyclopedia brain didn't retain one of the thousands of trailers that ran for that movie during the 90's?  Seriously?

Is this serially worth lobbing back and forth over? Like, seriously?

Yes.  Now shut up.

[MAD]

DPD.

Back to the original point of the thread, the Jason Bay contract will drive up the prices of a shit-ton of outfielders.

At this rate, Soriano will wind up being a bargain in two years.

4 years/$66 million is ridiculous.  Imagine what he could have gotten out of Hendry.

So 4x$66 is ridiculous but 4x$76mm with another year after that will make Soriano a "bargain"?

Who called Sosiano a "bargain"?  I'm really asking.  Has someone "done" that?  Because "I" don't think he's a "bargain".

You make me want to be a better man.

As Good As It Gets?  Seriously?

You knew that Weebs was quoting "As Good as it Gets"?  Seriously?

Your encyclopedia brain didn't retain one of the thousands of trailers that ran for that movie during the 90's?  Seriously?

Well now I remember it.

Seriously.

[SKO]

DPD.

Back to the original point of the thread, the Jason Bay contract will drive up the prices of a shit-ton of outfielders.

At this rate, Soriano will wind up being a bargain in two years.

4 years/$66 million is ridiculous.  Imagine what he could have gotten out of Hendry.

So 4x$66 is ridiculous but 4x$76mm with another year after that will make Soriano a "bargain"?

Who called Sosiano a "bargain"?  I'm really asking.  Has someone "done" that?  Because "I" don't think he's a "bargain".

You make me want to be a better man.

As Good As It Gets?  Seriously?

You knew that Weebs was quoting "As Good as it Gets"?  Seriously?

Your encyclopedia brain didn't retain one of the thousands of trailers that ran for that movie during the 90's?  Seriously?

Is this serially worth lobbing back and forth over? Like, seriously?

Yes.  Now shut up.

Make me.

[Slaky]

Who hasn't seen As Good As It Gets? I thought everyone has. The only line worth quoting from that movie is when Jack says people who speak in metaphors should shampoo his crotch.

[Weebs]

Who hasn't seen As Good As It Gets? I thought everyone has. The only line worth quoting from that movie is when Jack says people who speak in metaphors should shampoo his crotch.

I had absolutely no idea I was quoting that movie.  But it does make sense, given my undying love for Helen Hunt.

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

Who hasn't seen As Good As It Gets? I thought everyone has. The only line worth quoting from that movie is when Jack says people who speak in metaphors should shampoo his crotch.

I had absolutely no idea I was quoting that movie.  But it does make sense, given my undying love for Helen Hunt.

My ultimate fantasy is to have us tied with leather belts to pipes like Helen Hunt and Bill Paxton at the end of the movie Twister and have our feet being sucked up into the vortex and while we are doing that we can JO (poss. handjob exchange) to climax into the vortex.  Obviously this is impossible and dangerous to attempt so I would be Ok with just JO looking at a tornado.