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Re: The 2010 Cubs Free Agent and Roster Moves Thread: SAVEENG OUR KUBBEEZ!!11
« Reply #855 on: December 30, 2009, 05:37:27 PM »
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on December 30, 2009, 10:05:22 AM
Quote from: Fork on December 30, 2009, 09:30:29 AM

DPD.

Back to the original point of the thread, the Jason Bay contract will drive up the prices of a shit-ton of outfielders.

At this rate, Soriano will wind up being a bargain in two years.

4 years/$66 million is ridiculous.  Imagine what he could have gotten out of Hendry.

So 4x$66 is ridiculous but 4x$76mm with another year after that will make Soriano a "bargain"?

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Re: The 2010 Cubs Free Agent and Roster Moves Thread: SAVEENG OUR KUBBEEZ!!11
« Reply #856 on: December 30, 2009, 05:52:25 PM »
Quote from: Weebs on December 30, 2009, 12:27:03 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on December 30, 2009, 12:22:21 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 30, 2009, 12:10:23 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on December 30, 2009, 10:05:22 AM
Quote from: Fork on December 30, 2009, 09:30:29 AM

DPD.

Back to the original point of the thread, the Jason Bay contract will drive up the prices of a shit-ton of outfielders.

At this rate, Soriano will wind up being a bargain in two years.

4 years/$66 million is ridiculous.  Imagine what he could have gotten out of Hendry.

Remind me.  Who is Jason Bay?

He directed Armageddon.

On a related note, am I the only one who never knew that J.J. Abrams was one of the writers of Armageddon?

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That would explain why the people who were asked to finance it never asked "why?"

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Re: The 2010 Cubs Free Agent and Roster Moves Thread: SAVEENG OUR KUBBEEZ!!11
« Reply #857 on: December 30, 2009, 09:30:13 PM »
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on December 30, 2009, 05:37:27 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on December 30, 2009, 10:05:22 AM
Quote from: Fork on December 30, 2009, 09:30:29 AM

DPD.

Back to the original point of the thread, the Jason Bay contract will drive up the prices of a shit-ton of outfielders.

At this rate, Soriano will wind up being a bargain in two years.

4 years/$66 million is ridiculous.  Imagine what he could have gotten out of Hendry.

So 4x$66 is ridiculous but 4x$76mm with another year after that will make Soriano a "bargain"?

Who called Sosiano a "bargain"?  I'm really asking.  Has someone "done" that?  Because "I" don't think he's a "bargain".
Can you help me live a little more?  I expect good news.

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Re: The 2010 Cubs Free Agent and Roster Moves Thread: SAVEENG OUR KUBBEEZ!!11
« Reply #858 on: December 30, 2009, 09:38:23 PM »
Quote from: JD on December 30, 2009, 09:30:13 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on December 30, 2009, 05:37:27 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on December 30, 2009, 10:05:22 AM
Quote from: Fork on December 30, 2009, 09:30:29 AM

DPD.

Back to the original point of the thread, the Jason Bay contract will drive up the prices of a shit-ton of outfielders.

At this rate, Soriano will wind up being a bargain in two years.

4 years/$66 million is ridiculous.  Imagine what he could have gotten out of Hendry.

So 4x$66 is ridiculous but 4x$76mm with another year after that will make Soriano a "bargain"?

Who called Sosiano a "bargain"?  I'm really asking.  Has someone "done" that?  Because "I" don't think he's a "bargain".

You make me want to be a better man.

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Re: The 2010 Cubs Free Agent and Roster Moves Thread: SAVEENG OUR KUBBEEZ!!11
« Reply #859 on: December 30, 2009, 11:31:50 PM »
Quote from: JD on December 30, 2009, 09:30:13 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on December 30, 2009, 05:37:27 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on December 30, 2009, 10:05:22 AM
Quote from: Fork on December 30, 2009, 09:30:29 AM

DPD.

Back to the original point of the thread, the Jason Bay contract will drive up the prices of a shit-ton of outfielders.

At this rate, Soriano will wind up being a bargain in two years.

4 years/$66 million is ridiculous.  Imagine what he could have gotten out of Hendry.

So 4x$66 is ridiculous but 4x$76mm with another year after that will make Soriano a "bargain"?

Who called Sosiano a "bargain"?  I'm really asking.  Has someone "done" that?  Because "I" don't think he's a "bargain".

I swee what you did there.

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Re: The 2010 Cubs Free Agent and Roster Moves Thread: SAVEENG OUR KUBBEEZ!!11
« Reply #860 on: December 31, 2009, 10:21:40 AM »
Quote from: Weebs on December 30, 2009, 09:38:23 PM
Quote from: JD on December 30, 2009, 09:30:13 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on December 30, 2009, 05:37:27 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on December 30, 2009, 10:05:22 AM
Quote from: Fork on December 30, 2009, 09:30:29 AM

DPD.

Back to the original point of the thread, the Jason Bay contract will drive up the prices of a shit-ton of outfielders.

At this rate, Soriano will wind up being a bargain in two years.

4 years/$66 million is ridiculous.  Imagine what he could have gotten out of Hendry.

So 4x$66 is ridiculous but 4x$76mm with another year after that will make Soriano a "bargain"?

Who called Sosiano a "bargain"?  I'm really asking.  Has someone "done" that?  Because "I" don't think he's a "bargain".

You make me want to be a better man.

As Good As It Gets?  Seriously?

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Re: The 2010 Cubs Free Agent and Roster Moves Thread: SAVEENG OUR KUBBEEZ!!11
« Reply #861 on: December 31, 2009, 10:24:03 AM »
Quote from: Kermit IV on December 31, 2009, 10:21:40 AM
Quote from: Weebs on December 30, 2009, 09:38:23 PM
Quote from: JD on December 30, 2009, 09:30:13 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on December 30, 2009, 05:37:27 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on December 30, 2009, 10:05:22 AM
Quote from: Fork on December 30, 2009, 09:30:29 AM

DPD.

Back to the original point of the thread, the Jason Bay contract will drive up the prices of a shit-ton of outfielders.

At this rate, Soriano will wind up being a bargain in two years.

4 years/$66 million is ridiculous.  Imagine what he could have gotten out of Hendry.

So 4x$66 is ridiculous but 4x$76mm with another year after that will make Soriano a "bargain"?

Who called Sosiano a "bargain"?  I'm really asking.  Has someone "done" that?  Because "I" don't think he's a "bargain".

You make me want to be a better man.

As Good As It Gets?  Seriously?

You knew that Weebs was quoting "As Good as it Gets"?  Seriously?
I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
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Re: The 2010 Cubs Free Agent and Roster Moves Thread: SAVEENG OUR KUBBEEZ!!11
« Reply #862 on: December 31, 2009, 10:41:55 AM »
Quote from: MAD on December 31, 2009, 10:24:03 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on December 31, 2009, 10:21:40 AM
Quote from: Weebs on December 30, 2009, 09:38:23 PM
Quote from: JD on December 30, 2009, 09:30:13 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on December 30, 2009, 05:37:27 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on December 30, 2009, 10:05:22 AM
Quote from: Fork on December 30, 2009, 09:30:29 AM

DPD.

Back to the original point of the thread, the Jason Bay contract will drive up the prices of a shit-ton of outfielders.

At this rate, Soriano will wind up being a bargain in two years.

4 years/$66 million is ridiculous.  Imagine what he could have gotten out of Hendry.

So 4x$66 is ridiculous but 4x$76mm with another year after that will make Soriano a "bargain"?

Who called Sosiano a "bargain"?  I'm really asking.  Has someone "done" that?  Because "I" don't think he's a "bargain".

You make me want to be a better man.

As Good As It Gets?  Seriously?

You knew that Weebs was quoting "As Good as it Gets"?  Seriously?

Your encyclopedia brain didn't retain one of the thousands of trailers that ran for that movie during the 90's?  Seriously?

SKO

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Re: The 2010 Cubs Free Agent and Roster Moves Thread: SAVEENG OUR KUBBEEZ!!11
« Reply #863 on: December 31, 2009, 10:46:04 AM »
Quote from: Kermit IV on December 31, 2009, 10:41:55 AM
Quote from: MAD on December 31, 2009, 10:24:03 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on December 31, 2009, 10:21:40 AM
Quote from: Weebs on December 30, 2009, 09:38:23 PM
Quote from: JD on December 30, 2009, 09:30:13 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on December 30, 2009, 05:37:27 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on December 30, 2009, 10:05:22 AM
Quote from: Fork on December 30, 2009, 09:30:29 AM

DPD.

Back to the original point of the thread, the Jason Bay contract will drive up the prices of a shit-ton of outfielders.

At this rate, Soriano will wind up being a bargain in two years.

4 years/$66 million is ridiculous.  Imagine what he could have gotten out of Hendry.

So 4x$66 is ridiculous but 4x$76mm with another year after that will make Soriano a "bargain"?

Who called Sosiano a "bargain"?  I'm really asking.  Has someone "done" that?  Because "I" don't think he's a "bargain".

You make me want to be a better man.

As Good As It Gets?  Seriously?

You knew that Weebs was quoting "As Good as it Gets"?  Seriously?

Your encyclopedia brain didn't retain one of the thousands of trailers that ran for that movie during the 90's?  Seriously?

Is this serially worth lobbing back and forth over? Like, seriously?
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Re: The 2010 Cubs Free Agent and Roster Moves Thread: SAVEENG OUR KUBBEEZ!!11
« Reply #864 on: December 31, 2009, 10:50:07 AM »
Quote from: SKO on December 31, 2009, 10:46:04 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on December 31, 2009, 10:41:55 AM
Quote from: MAD on December 31, 2009, 10:24:03 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on December 31, 2009, 10:21:40 AM
Quote from: Weebs on December 30, 2009, 09:38:23 PM
Quote from: JD on December 30, 2009, 09:30:13 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on December 30, 2009, 05:37:27 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on December 30, 2009, 10:05:22 AM
Quote from: Fork on December 30, 2009, 09:30:29 AM

DPD.

Back to the original point of the thread, the Jason Bay contract will drive up the prices of a shit-ton of outfielders.

At this rate, Soriano will wind up being a bargain in two years.

4 years/$66 million is ridiculous.  Imagine what he could have gotten out of Hendry.

So 4x$66 is ridiculous but 4x$76mm with another year after that will make Soriano a "bargain"?

Who called Sosiano a "bargain"?  I'm really asking.  Has someone "done" that?  Because "I" don't think he's a "bargain".

You make me want to be a better man.

As Good As It Gets?  Seriously?

You knew that Weebs was quoting "As Good as it Gets"?  Seriously?

Your encyclopedia brain didn't retain one of the thousands of trailers that ran for that movie during the 90's?  Seriously?

Is this serially worth lobbing back and forth over? Like, seriously?

Yes.  Now shut up.

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Re: The 2010 Cubs Free Agent and Roster Moves Thread: SAVEENG OUR KUBBEEZ!!11
« Reply #865 on: December 31, 2009, 10:53:54 AM »
Quote from: Kermit IV on December 31, 2009, 10:41:55 AM
Quote from: MAD on December 31, 2009, 10:24:03 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on December 31, 2009, 10:21:40 AM
Quote from: Weebs on December 30, 2009, 09:38:23 PM
Quote from: JD on December 30, 2009, 09:30:13 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on December 30, 2009, 05:37:27 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on December 30, 2009, 10:05:22 AM
Quote from: Fork on December 30, 2009, 09:30:29 AM

DPD.

Back to the original point of the thread, the Jason Bay contract will drive up the prices of a shit-ton of outfielders.

At this rate, Soriano will wind up being a bargain in two years.

4 years/$66 million is ridiculous.  Imagine what he could have gotten out of Hendry.

So 4x$66 is ridiculous but 4x$76mm with another year after that will make Soriano a "bargain"?

Who called Sosiano a "bargain"?  I'm really asking.  Has someone "done" that?  Because "I" don't think he's a "bargain".

You make me want to be a better man.

As Good As It Gets?  Seriously?

You knew that Weebs was quoting "As Good as it Gets"?  Seriously?

Your encyclopedia brain didn't retain one of the thousands of trailers that ran for that movie during the 90's?  Seriously?

Well now I remember it.

Seriously.
I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
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Re: The 2010 Cubs Free Agent and Roster Moves Thread: SAVEENG OUR KUBBEEZ!!11
« Reply #866 on: December 31, 2009, 10:54:17 AM »
Quote from: CT III on December 31, 2009, 10:50:07 AM
Quote from: SKO on December 31, 2009, 10:46:04 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on December 31, 2009, 10:41:55 AM
Quote from: MAD on December 31, 2009, 10:24:03 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on December 31, 2009, 10:21:40 AM
Quote from: Weebs on December 30, 2009, 09:38:23 PM
Quote from: JD on December 30, 2009, 09:30:13 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on December 30, 2009, 05:37:27 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on December 30, 2009, 10:05:22 AM
Quote from: Fork on December 30, 2009, 09:30:29 AM

DPD.

Back to the original point of the thread, the Jason Bay contract will drive up the prices of a shit-ton of outfielders.

At this rate, Soriano will wind up being a bargain in two years.

4 years/$66 million is ridiculous.  Imagine what he could have gotten out of Hendry.

So 4x$66 is ridiculous but 4x$76mm with another year after that will make Soriano a "bargain"?

Who called Sosiano a "bargain"?  I'm really asking.  Has someone "done" that?  Because "I" don't think he's a "bargain".

You make me want to be a better man.

As Good As It Gets?  Seriously?

You knew that Weebs was quoting "As Good as it Gets"?  Seriously?

Your encyclopedia brain didn't retain one of the thousands of trailers that ran for that movie during the 90's?  Seriously?

Is this serially worth lobbing back and forth over? Like, seriously?

Yes.  Now shut up.

Make me.
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Re: The 2010 Cubs Free Agent and Roster Moves Thread: SAVEENG OUR KUBBEEZ!!11
« Reply #867 on: December 31, 2009, 11:07:37 AM »
Who hasn't seen As Good As It Gets? I thought everyone has. The only line worth quoting from that movie is when Jack says people who speak in metaphors should shampoo his crotch.

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Re: The 2010 Cubs Free Agent and Roster Moves Thread: SAVEENG OUR KUBBEEZ!!11
« Reply #868 on: December 31, 2009, 11:18:35 AM »
Quote from: Slack-E on December 31, 2009, 11:07:37 AM
Who hasn't seen As Good As It Gets? I thought everyone has. The only line worth quoting from that movie is when Jack says people who speak in metaphors should shampoo his crotch.

I had absolutely no idea I was quoting that movie.  But it does make sense, given my undying love for Helen Hunt.

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Re: The 2010 Cubs Free Agent and Roster Moves Thread: SAVEENG OUR KUBBEEZ!!11
« Reply #869 on: December 31, 2009, 11:28:05 AM »
Quote from: Weebs on December 31, 2009, 11:18:35 AM
Quote from: Slack-E on December 31, 2009, 11:07:37 AM
Who hasn't seen As Good As It Gets? I thought everyone has. The only line worth quoting from that movie is when Jack says people who speak in metaphors should shampoo his crotch.

I had absolutely no idea I was quoting that movie.  But it does make sense, given my undying love for Helen Hunt.

My ultimate fantasy is to have us tied with leather belts to pipes like Helen Hunt and Bill Paxton at the end of the movie Twister and have our feet being sucked up into the vortex and while we are doing that we can JO (poss. handjob exchange) to climax into the vortex.  Obviously this is impossible and dangerous to attempt so I would be Ok with just JO looking at a tornado.
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