The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Tdubbs vs Fork Better Poster, Better Man Rant Thread

[Oleg]

Guh.

Not sure what you were expecting.

I think the only thing to expect in this thread would be a litany of one-liners by yours truly, which eventually culminate in TDubbs spewing about how I have better ways to spend my time and am wasting the time of others, to which I respond with something along the lines of, but not necessarily, "blow me".

Ad infinitum.

You could really say that about any thread here.

But what about this one?

Well this one is mostly about disappointment.

Perhaps we can at least have it contained.

[Fork]

Guh.

Not sure what you were expecting.

I think the only thing to expect in this thread would be a litany of one-liners by yours truly, which eventually culminate in TDubbs spewing about how I have better ways to spend my time and am wasting the time of others, to which I respond with something along the lines of, but not necessarily, "blow me".

Ad infinitum.

You could really say that about any thread here.

But what about this one?

Well this one is mostly about disappointment.

Perhaps we can at least have it contained.

A stash box, if you will.

[Canadouche]

Man, this is way better than my retarded thread.

[Sterling Archer]

Man, this is way better than my retarded thread.

Yeah, the subjects actually post in this one.

[Wheezer]

Since every post ends up with them critiquing each others posts, figured we'd contain it in one place.

Yes.  Good thinking.

[Fork]

Guh.

Not sure what you were expecting.

I think the only thing to expect in this thread would be a litany of one-liners by yours truly, which eventually culminate in TDubbs spewing about how I have better ways to spend my time and am wasting the time of others, to which I respond with something along the lines of, but not necessarily, "blow me".

Ad infinitum.

You could really say that about any thread here.

But what about this one?

Well this one is mostly about disappointment.

How can you be disappointed when you get exactly what you expect?

[Jon]

Guh.

Not sure what you were expecting.

I think the only thing to expect in this thread would be a litany of one-liners by yours truly, which eventually culminate in TDubbs spewing about how I have better ways to spend my time and am wasting the time of others, to which I respond with something along the lines of, but not necessarily, "blow me".

Ad infinitum.

You could really say that about any thread here.

But what about this one?

Well this one is mostly about disappointment.

How can you be disappointed when you get exactly what you expect?

This thread has found a way.

[Slaky]

This thread halted any posting on this entire site for the most part. No one's talking this morning and I could really use a distraction from one of you savants today.

Only a MikeC post in the Atheismo Bloodorgy thread could save the day - but even then probably not.

[TDubbs]

Guh.

Not sure what you were expecting.

I think the only thing to expect in this thread would be a litany of one-liners by yours truly, which eventually culminate in TDubbs spewing about how I have better ways to spend my time and am wasting the time of others, to which I respond with something along the lines of, but not necessarily, "blow me".

Ad infinitum.

You could really say that about any thread here.

But what about this one?

Well this one is mostly about disappointment.

How can you be disappointed when you get exactly what you expect?

I expect horribly unfunny posts by you, along with boring hockey ones, and even when you post them, every single time, I'm disappointed.

[Jon]

This thread halted any posting on this entire site for the most part. No one's talking this morning and I could really use a distraction from one of you savants today.

Only a MikeC post in the Atheismo Bloodorgy thread could save the day - but even then probably not.

That just justified the existence of this thread for me.

[Fork]

Guh.

Not sure what you were expecting.

I think the only thing to expect in this thread would be a litany of one-liners by yours truly, which eventually culminate in TDubbs spewing about how I have better ways to spend my time and am wasting the time of others, to which I respond with something along the lines of, but not necessarily, "blow me".

Ad infinitum.

You could really say that about any thread here.

But what about this one?

Well this one is mostly about disappointment.

How can you be disappointed when you get exactly what you expect?

I expect horribly unfunny posts by you, along with boring hockey ones, and even when you post them, every single time, I'm disappointed.

shouldn't you be off somewhere letting Cubbiejulie use your face for a bicycle seat?

[*In a Nutsack]

Guh.

Not sure what you were expecting.

I think the only thing to expect in this thread would be a litany of one-liners by yours truly, which eventually culminate in TDubbs spewing about how I have better ways to spend my time and am wasting the time of others, to which I respond with something along the lines of, but not necessarily, "blow me".

Ad infinitum.

You could really say that about any thread here.

But what about this one?

Well this one is mostly about disappointment.

How can you be disappointed when you get exactly what you expect?

I expect horribly unfunny posts by you, along with boring hockey ones, and even when you post them, every single time, I'm disappointed.

shouldn't you be off somewhere letting Cubbiejulie use your face for a bicycle seat?

Holy shit.  I just LOLed at a ForkJoke.

[BH]

Guh.

Not sure what you were expecting.

I think the only thing to expect in this thread would be a litany of one-liners by yours truly, which eventually culminate in TDubbs spewing about how I have better ways to spend my time and am wasting the time of others, to which I respond with something along the lines of, but not necessarily, "blow me".

Ad infinitum.

You could really say that about any thread here.

But what about this one?

Well this one is mostly about disappointment.

How can you be disappointed when you get exactly what you expect?

I expect horribly unfunny posts by you, along with boring hockey ones, and even when you post them, every single time, I'm disappointed.

shouldn't you be off somewhere letting Cubbiejulie use your face for a bicycle seat?

Holy shit.  I just LOLed at a ForkJoke.

Thread satisfaction. You're welcome.

[Philberto]

Guh.

Not sure what you were expecting.

I think the only thing to expect in this thread would be a litany of one-liners by yours truly, which eventually culminate in TDubbs spewing about how I have better ways to spend my time and am wasting the time of others, to which I respond with something along the lines of, but not necessarily, "blow me".

Ad infinitum.

You could really say that about any thread here.

But what about this one?

Well this one is mostly about disappointment.

How can you be disappointed when you get exactly what you expect?

I expect horribly unfunny posts by you, along with boring hockey ones, and even when you post them, every single time, I'm disappointed.

shouldn't you be off somewhere letting Cubbiejulie use your face for a bicycle seat?

Holy shit.  I just LOLed at a ForkJoke.

Thread satisfaction. You're welcome.

Even though I laughed as well. Blind squirrel. Nut

[Jon]

Guh.

Not sure what you were expecting.

I think the only thing to expect in this thread would be a litany of one-liners by yours truly, which eventually culminate in TDubbs spewing about how I have better ways to spend my time and am wasting the time of others, to which I respond with something along the lines of, but not necessarily, "blow me".

Ad infinitum.

You could really say that about any thread here.

But what about this one?

Well this one is mostly about disappointment.

How can you be disappointed when you get exactly what you expect?

I expect horribly unfunny posts by you, along with boring hockey ones, and even when you post them, every single time, I'm disappointed.

shouldn't you be off somewhere letting Cubbiejulie use your face for a bicycle seat?

Holy shit.  I just LOLed at a ForkJoke.

Thread satisfaction. You're welcome.

Even though I laughed as well. Blind squirrel. Nut

So...in before lock?