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Purdue Boilermakers Basketball
« on: September 25, 2009, 07:35:06 PM »
I just want to get this good and lubed a few months early. Because it's gonna be rough in here. Oh, shit yeah.

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Re: Purdue Boilermakers Basketball
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2009, 07:36:49 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 25, 2009, 07:35:06 PM
I just want to get this good and lubed a few months early. Because it's gonna be rough in here. Oh, shit yeah.

You should go to bed early tonight
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Re: Purdue Boilermakers Basketball
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2009, 07:46:44 PM »
Quote from: TDubbs on September 25, 2009, 07:36:49 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 25, 2009, 07:35:06 PM
I just want to get this good and lubed a few months early. Because it's gonna be rough in here. Oh, shit yeah.

You should go to bed early tonight

Your mom should come with me.
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Re: Purdue Boilermakers Basketball
« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2009, 08:15:20 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 25, 2009, 07:46:44 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on September 25, 2009, 07:36:49 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 25, 2009, 07:35:06 PM
I just want to get this good and lubed a few months early. Because it's gonna be rough in here. Oh, shit yeah.

You should go to bed early tonight

Your mom should come with me.

She's with me buddy. Too late.

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Re: Purdue Boilermakers Basketball
« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2009, 08:26:35 PM »
Quote from: IrishYeti on September 25, 2009, 08:15:20 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 25, 2009, 07:46:44 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on September 25, 2009, 07:36:49 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 25, 2009, 07:35:06 PM
I just want to get this good and lubed a few months early. Because it's gonna be rough in here. Oh, shit yeah.

You should go to bed early tonight

Your mom should come with me.

She's with me buddy. Too late.

FUCK. This thread is already off to an inauspicious start.
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Re: Purdue Boilermakers Basketball
« Reply #5 on: October 01, 2009, 01:39:05 AM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 25, 2009, 08:26:35 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on September 25, 2009, 08:15:20 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 25, 2009, 07:46:44 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on September 25, 2009, 07:36:49 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 25, 2009, 07:35:06 PM
I just want to get this good and lubed a few months early. Because it's gonna be rough in here. Oh, shit yeah.

You should go to bed early tonight

Your mom should come with me.

She's with me buddy. Too late.

FUCK. This thread is already off to an inauspicious start.

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Re: Purdue Boilermakers Basketball
« Reply #6 on: October 01, 2009, 04:17:16 PM »
I've lived in Lafayette, IN on and off for years, I write about basketball, and I don't think I've watched a Purdue Boilermaker game all the way through.


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Re: Purdue Boilermakers Basketball
« Reply #7 on: October 01, 2009, 04:27:33 PM »
Quote from: KD on October 01, 2009, 04:17:16 PM
I've lived in Lafayette, IN on and off for years, I write about basketball, and I don't think I've watched a Purdue Boilermaker game all the way through.

I think the last Purdue basketball game I watched all the way through was when Glen Robinson and Cuonzo Martin got eliminated in the Elite 8 in '94.
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Re: Purdue Boilermakers Basketball
« Reply #8 on: October 01, 2009, 04:33:04 PM »
Quote from: MAD on October 01, 2009, 04:27:33 PM
Quote from: KD on October 01, 2009, 04:17:16 PM
I've lived in Lafayette, IN on and off for years, I write about basketball, and I don't think I've watched a Purdue Boilermaker game all the way through.

I think the last Purdue basketball game I watched all the way through was when Glen Robinson and Cuonzo Martin got eliminated in the Elite 8 in '94.

Great story.

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Re: Purdue Boilermakers Basketball
« Reply #9 on: October 02, 2009, 10:31:48 AM »
Quote from: KD on October 01, 2009, 04:17:16 PM
I've lived in Lafayette, IN on and off for years, I write about basketball, and I don't think I've watched a Purdue Boilermaker game all the way through.

To be fair, you write about the NBA. To say you write about basketball is like saying you're in the military, when you actually just hang out in the bushes in front of your parents house in your underwear and stare at passersby with a rifle scope, occasionally trapping and torturing a neighbor's cat for some sick sexual pleasure.

But I get it, you think Big 10 basketball is hella boring.
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Re: Purdue Boilermakers Basketball
« Reply #10 on: October 02, 2009, 02:29:52 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 02, 2009, 10:31:48 AM
Quote from: KD on October 01, 2009, 04:17:16 PM
I've lived in Lafayette, IN on and off for years, I write about basketball, and I don't think I've watched a Purdue Boilermaker game all the way through.

To be fair, you write about the NBA. To say you write about basketball is like saying you're in the military, when you actually just hang out in the bushes in front of your parents house in your underwear and stare at passersby with a rifle scope, occasionally trapping and torturing a neighbor's cat for some sick sexual pleasure.

But I get it, you think Big 10 basketball is hella boring.

I love college ball because they try so hard and they care so much. It doesn't matter that they suck at it. They try really hard. That's what counts.


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Re: Purdue Boilermakers Basketball
« Reply #11 on: October 02, 2009, 02:59:25 PM »
Quote from: Mickey Nine: The Dream Weaver on October 02, 2009, 02:29:52 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 02, 2009, 10:31:48 AM
Quote from: KD on October 01, 2009, 04:17:16 PM
I've lived in Lafayette, IN on and off for years, I write about basketball, and I don't think I've watched a Purdue Boilermaker game all the way through.

To be fair, you write about the NBA. To say you write about basketball is like saying you're in the military, when you actually just hang out in the bushes in front of your parents house in your underwear and stare at passersby with a rifle scope, occasionally trapping and torturing a neighbor's cat for some sick sexual pleasure.

But I get it, you think Big 10 basketball is hella boring.

I love college ball because they try so hard and they care so much. It doesn't matter that they suck at it. They try really hard. That's what counts.



Also, there are pep bands.

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Re: Purdue Boilermakers Basketball
« Reply #12 on: October 02, 2009, 03:32:55 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 02, 2009, 10:31:48 AM
Quote from: KD on October 01, 2009, 04:17:16 PM
I've lived in Lafayette, IN on and off for years, I write about basketball, and I don't think I've watched a Purdue Boilermaker game all the way through.

To be fair, you write about the NBA. To say you write about basketball is like saying you're in the military, when you actually just hang out in the bushes in front of your parents house in your underwear and stare at passersby with a rifle scope, occasionally trapping and torturing a neighbor's cat for some sick sexual pleasure.

But I get it, you think Big 10 basketball is hella boring.

I think all sports are boring, actually, but they get me laaaaaiiid, bro. Laid.


Yah mo B there!

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Re: Purdue Boilermakers Basketball
« Reply #13 on: October 02, 2009, 06:12:26 PM »
Quote from: Mickey Nine: The Dream Weaver on October 02, 2009, 02:29:52 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 02, 2009, 10:31:48 AM
Quote from: KD on October 01, 2009, 04:17:16 PM
I've lived in Lafayette, IN on and off for years, I write about basketball, and I don't think I've watched a Purdue Boilermaker game all the way through.

To be fair, you write about the NBA. To say you write about basketball is like saying you're in the military, when you actually just hang out in the bushes in front of your parents house in your underwear and stare at passersby with a rifle scope, occasionally trapping and torturing a neighbor's cat for some sick sexual pleasure.

But I get it, you think Big 10 basketball is hella boring.

I love college ball because they try so hard and they care so much. It doesn't matter that they suck at it. They try really hard. That's what counts.



It's a team sport. That's more fun than whoever jumps the highest wins.
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Re: Purdue Boilermakers Basketball
« Reply #14 on: October 02, 2009, 06:23:01 PM »
Quote from: KD on October 02, 2009, 03:32:55 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 02, 2009, 10:31:48 AM
Quote from: KD on October 01, 2009, 04:17:16 PM
I've lived in Lafayette, IN on and off for years, I write about basketball, and I don't think I've watched a Purdue Boilermaker game all the way through.

To be fair, you write about the NBA. To say you write about basketball is like saying you're in the military, when you actually just hang out in the bushes in front of your parents house in your underwear and stare at passersby with a rifle scope, occasionally trapping and torturing a neighbor's cat for some sick sexual pleasure.

But I get it, you think Big 10 basketball is hella boring.

I think all sports are boring, actually, but they get me laaaaaiiid, bro. Laid.

Whatever, I'm 4-for-7 and my team is 2-2 and in third place right now. Post your fall league stats, Shakespeare and we'll play a little game of whose parents probably have thicker shrubberies.  
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