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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #435 on: February 25, 2010, 12:23:21 PM »
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 25, 2010, 12:12:38 PM
Quote from: MAD on February 25, 2010, 08:49:27 AM
Bump as a reminder that real hockey is back in less than a week but, speaking for myself, my jones has been uber-satisfied by not only how fun the hockey has been in Vancouver but also how well each of the Hawks has fared at the championship level.  Sure, you could be a DOOMersecksual and whine that those 6 guys will all get gassed by collectively playing so deep in the Olympics, but 100% of the Hawk Olympians are playing in the medal round. That's gotta count for something, damn right yay?

By my reckoning, two loses by Finland are all it will take for the Hawks to bring home more Olympic medals than any other team.

The Sharks would still be in line for 5, but the Hawks would edge them out on the back of their mighty Slovak Power.

And Kopecky.

It's nice to see Kopecky has a twin brother with the same name that doesn't completely suck. He should let him be the one that goes back to Chicago.

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #436 on: February 25, 2010, 04:25:29 PM »
Quote from: Slack-E on February 25, 2010, 12:23:21 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 25, 2010, 12:12:38 PM
Quote from: MAD on February 25, 2010, 08:49:27 AM
Bump as a reminder that real hockey is back in less than a week but, speaking for myself, my jones has been uber-satisfied by not only how fun the hockey has been in Vancouver but also how well each of the Hawks has fared at the championship level.  Sure, you could be a DOOMersecksual and whine that those 6 guys will all get gassed by collectively playing so deep in the Olympics, but 100% of the Hawk Olympians are playing in the medal round. That's gotta count for something, damn right yay?

By my reckoning, two loses by Finland are all it will take for the Hawks to bring home more Olympic medals than any other team.

The Sharks would still be in line for 5, but the Hawks would edge them out on the back of their mighty Slovak Power.

And Kopecky.

It's nice to see Kopecky has a twin brother with the same name that doesn't completely suck. He should let him be the one that goes back to Chicago.

Or the Hawks could hope to draw Belarus and Germany in the 1st two rounds of the playoffs.

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #437 on: February 25, 2010, 05:03:07 PM »
Quote from: CT III on February 25, 2010, 04:25:29 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on February 25, 2010, 12:23:21 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 25, 2010, 12:12:38 PM
Quote from: MAD on February 25, 2010, 08:49:27 AM
Bump as a reminder that real hockey is back in less than a week but, speaking for myself, my jones has been uber-satisfied by not only how fun the hockey has been in Vancouver but also how well each of the Hawks has fared at the championship level.  Sure, you could be a DOOMersecksual and whine that those 6 guys will all get gassed by collectively playing so deep in the Olympics, but 100% of the Hawk Olympians are playing in the medal round. That's gotta count for something, damn right yay?

By my reckoning, two loses by Finland are all it will take for the Hawks to bring home more Olympic medals than any other team.

The Sharks would still be in line for 5, but the Hawks would edge them out on the back of their mighty Slovak Power.

And Kopecky.

It's nice to see Kopecky has a twin brother with the same name that doesn't completely suck. He should let him be the one that goes back to Chicago.

Or the Hawks could hope to draw Belarus and Germany in the 1st two rounds of the playoffs.

He was +1 with a goal against the Swedes. Not a terrible team by any stretch.

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #438 on: February 25, 2010, 06:18:29 PM »
Quote from: Slack-E on February 25, 2010, 05:03:07 PM
Quote from: CT III on February 25, 2010, 04:25:29 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on February 25, 2010, 12:23:21 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 25, 2010, 12:12:38 PM
Quote from: MAD on February 25, 2010, 08:49:27 AM
Bump as a reminder that real hockey is back in less than a week but, speaking for myself, my jones has been uber-satisfied by not only how fun the hockey has been in Vancouver but also how well each of the Hawks has fared at the championship level.  Sure, you could be a DOOMersecksual and whine that those 6 guys will all get gassed by collectively playing so deep in the Olympics, but 100% of the Hawk Olympians are playing in the medal round. That's gotta count for something, damn right yay?

By my reckoning, two loses by Finland are all it will take for the Hawks to bring home more Olympic medals than any other team.

The Sharks would still be in line for 5, but the Hawks would edge them out on the back of their mighty Slovak Power.

And Kopecky.

It's nice to see Kopecky has a twin brother with the same name that doesn't completely suck. He should let him be the one that goes back to Chicago.

Or the Hawks could hope to draw Belarus and Germany in the 1st two rounds of the playoffs.

He was +1 with a goal against the Swedes. Not a terrible team by any stretch.

25% of the Swedish team was composed of Red Wings or creepy Sedin twins. I'll take it.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #439 on: February 26, 2010, 09:05:27 AM »
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 25, 2010, 06:18:29 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on February 25, 2010, 05:03:07 PM
Quote from: CT III on February 25, 2010, 04:25:29 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on February 25, 2010, 12:23:21 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 25, 2010, 12:12:38 PM
Quote from: MAD on February 25, 2010, 08:49:27 AM
Bump as a reminder that real hockey is back in less than a week but, speaking for myself, my jones has been uber-satisfied by not only how fun the hockey has been in Vancouver but also how well each of the Hawks has fared at the championship level.  Sure, you could be a DOOMersecksual and whine that those 6 guys will all get gassed by collectively playing so deep in the Olympics, but 100% of the Hawk Olympians are playing in the medal round. That's gotta count for something, damn right yay?

By my reckoning, two loses by Finland are all it will take for the Hawks to bring home more Olympic medals than any other team.

The Sharks would still be in line for 5, but the Hawks would edge them out on the back of their mighty Slovak Power.

And Kopecky.

It's nice to see Kopecky has a twin brother with the same name that doesn't completely suck. He should let him be the one that goes back to Chicago.

Or the Hawks could hope to draw Belarus and Germany in the 1st two rounds of the playoffs.

He was +1 with a goal against the Swedes. Not a terrible team by any stretch.

25% of the Swedish team was composed of Red Wings or creepy Sedin twins. I'll take it.

Agreed.  Except maybe now the extra rest will provide the Wings with more time to plot their sneak attack.


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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #440 on: February 26, 2010, 02:24:55 PM »
DPD.

Just when I'm about to post about what's going on with Kane he lights the lamp.

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #441 on: February 26, 2010, 02:27:03 PM »
Kiprusoff with a "monumental meltdown."  Jebus.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #442 on: February 26, 2010, 02:29:11 PM »
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #443 on: February 26, 2010, 02:29:23 PM »
Quote from: morpheus on February 26, 2010, 02:27:03 PM
Kiprusoff with a "monumental meltdown."  Jebus.

Not the first time it's happened to a Kane-team, right?

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #444 on: February 26, 2010, 02:29:45 PM »
Kane.  Again.  As they're saying on the Spartan message board, this is a jailsexin....

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #445 on: February 26, 2010, 03:05:47 PM »
Quote from: Indolent Reader on February 26, 2010, 02:24:55 PM
Just when I'm about to post about what's going on with Kane he lights the lamp.

I'm curious what you were about to post.

Because I'm imagining some ridiculous meatballry.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #446 on: February 26, 2010, 03:15:27 PM »
Not really meatballry, I was just curious as to what he's been playing like (I hadn't heard him mentioned much).


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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #447 on: February 26, 2010, 03:58:00 PM »
Quote from: Indolent Reader on February 26, 2010, 03:15:27 PM
Not really meatballry, I was just curious as to what he's been playing like (I hadn't heard him mentioned much).



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Kaner? He could be great but he's too lazy.

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #448 on: February 26, 2010, 04:11:58 PM »
Quote from: Slack-E on February 26, 2010, 03:58:00 PM
Quote from: Indolent Reader on February 26, 2010, 03:15:27 PM
Not really meatballry, I was just curious as to what he's been playing like (I hadn't heard him mentioned much).



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Kaner? He could be great but he's too lazy.

Also, he never backchecks!*






*YES HE DOES FUCKING BACKCHECK

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #449 on: February 26, 2010, 06:44:57 PM »
Quote from: CT III on February 26, 2010, 04:11:58 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on February 26, 2010, 03:58:00 PM
Quote from: Indolent Reader on February 26, 2010, 03:15:27 PM
Not really meatballry, I was just curious as to what he's been playing like (I hadn't heard him mentioned much).



The Chicago Meatball sez:

Kaner? He could be great but he's too lazy.

Also, he never backchecks!*






*YES HE DOES FUCKING BACKCHECK

He's getting quite good at it.