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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #555 on: March 19, 2010, 12:05:50 PM »
Seabs looked like Glass Joe when he hit the ice. 

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #556 on: March 20, 2010, 11:39:11 PM »
Bump.

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #557 on: March 23, 2010, 02:28:08 PM »
This might get interesting...
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #558 on: March 23, 2010, 03:08:47 PM »
Goddamn it. The last two games I've had tickets to, I've had make myself a late scratch. Today it's because my asshole, soon to be ex-dog, bit someone in the park. Luckily, no blood and no lawsuit. Now we have to give her away. Should be a fun night.

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #559 on: March 23, 2010, 03:18:31 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on March 23, 2010, 03:08:47 PM
Goddamn it. The last two games I've had tickets to, I've had make myself a late scratch. Today it's because my asshole, soon to be ex-dog, bit someone in the park. Luckily, no blood and no lawsuit. Now we have to give her away. Should be a fun night.

Have you been able to sell them on the Ticket Exchange?
I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #560 on: March 23, 2010, 03:38:27 PM »
Quote from: MAD on March 23, 2010, 03:18:31 PM
Quote from: Slaky on March 23, 2010, 03:08:47 PM
Goddamn it. The last two games I've had tickets to, I've had make myself a late scratch. Today it's because my asshole, soon to be ex-dog, bit someone in the park. Luckily, no blood and no lawsuit. Now we have to give her away. Should be a fun night.

Have you been able to sell them on the Ticket Exchange?

No, got plenty of willing friends that will buy at face. Works well.

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #561 on: March 23, 2010, 04:38:37 PM »
Quote from: MAD on March 23, 2010, 03:18:31 PM
Quote from: Slaky on March 23, 2010, 03:08:47 PM
Goddamn it. The last two games I've had tickets to, I've had make myself a late scratch. Today it's because my asshole, soon to be ex-dog, bit someone in the park. Luckily, no blood and no lawsuit. Now we have to give her away. Should be a fun night.

Have you been able to sell them on the Ticket Exchange?

Why the fuck would somebody buy an asshole dog who bites people on Ticket Exchange. He's lucky to find a taker as it is.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #562 on: March 23, 2010, 04:39:32 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on March 23, 2010, 03:08:47 PM
Goddamn it. The last two games I've had tickets to, I've had make myself a late scratch. Today it's because my asshole, soon to be ex-dog, bit someone in the park. Luckily, no blood and no lawsuit. Now we have to give her away. Should be a fun night.

At first I was like... yilch... Slaky's got a rotten asshole and can't sit down? Oh, wait...
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #563 on: March 23, 2010, 04:41:36 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 23, 2010, 04:39:32 PM
Quote from: Slaky on March 23, 2010, 03:08:47 PM
Goddamn it. The last two games I've had tickets to, I've had make myself a late scratch. Today it's because my asshole, soon to be ex-dog, bit someone in the park. Luckily, no blood and no lawsuit. Now we have to give her away. Should be a fun night.

At first I was like... yilch... Slaky's got a rotten asshole and can't sit down? Oh, wait...

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #564 on: March 23, 2010, 10:22:30 PM »
Someone's winning himself that playoff goalie job.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #565 on: March 23, 2010, 11:09:19 PM »
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 23, 2010, 10:22:30 PM
Someone's winning himself that playoff goalie job.

Is it Slaky or Apex?  Oh, you said goalie.

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #566 on: March 23, 2010, 11:58:26 PM »
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 23, 2010, 10:22:30 PM
Someone's winning himself that playoff goalie job.

So that's what a shutdown performance by a netminder looks like. 

That was some conferences pwnage right there, mmm hm. 
I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #567 on: March 24, 2010, 10:06:13 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on March 23, 2010, 03:08:47 PM
Goddamn it. The last two games I've had tickets to, I've had make myself a late scratch. Today it's because my asshole, soon to be ex-dog, bit someone in the park. Luckily, no blood and no lawsuit. Now we have to give her away. Should be a fun night.

Sorry to hear that, man.  That sucks.  What kind of dog is it?

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #568 on: March 24, 2010, 10:10:47 AM »
Quote from: Kermit IV on March 24, 2010, 10:06:13 AM
Quote from: Slaky on March 23, 2010, 03:08:47 PM
Goddamn it. The last two games I've had tickets to, I've had make myself a late scratch. Today it's because my asshole, soon to be ex-dog, bit someone in the park. Luckily, no blood and no lawsuit. Now we have to give her away. Should be a fun night.

Sorry to hear that, man.  That sucks.  What kind of dog is it?

She was a border collie/shepherd mix. We had to put her down last night. Bad times.

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #569 on: March 24, 2010, 10:18:47 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on March 24, 2010, 10:10:47 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on March 24, 2010, 10:06:13 AM
Quote from: Slaky on March 23, 2010, 03:08:47 PM
Goddamn it. The last two games I've had tickets to, I've had make myself a late scratch. Today it's because my asshole, soon to be ex-dog, bit someone in the park. Luckily, no blood and no lawsuit. Now we have to give her away. Should be a fun night.

Sorry to hear that, man.  That sucks.  What kind of dog is it?

She was a border collie/shepherd mix. We had to put her down last night. Bad times.

Man, that's rough, sorry Slak.