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J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: I admit it...
« Reply #2175 on: January 29, 2014, 02:29:47 PM »
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Something something time to post Stanford.

What I like about his apologists is that they say "How can he be a bad person?  He went to Stanford."  Notwithstanding.  He is a good athlete.  He is brash (Duh!).  He is very smart.  He is funny and ironic.

I will bet my car that anybody who doesn't like him is either a 49ers fan or a racist.

Why can't they be both?

Because San Francisco is so liberal nobody is prejudiced there.

That's Old San Francisco. Welcome to the brave new world of the Angry Young Technocracy.
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InternetApex

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Re: I admit it...
« Reply #2176 on: January 29, 2014, 02:43:49 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 29, 2014, 02:29:47 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on January 29, 2014, 01:59:35 PM
Quote from: CT III on January 29, 2014, 01:51:58 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on January 29, 2014, 12:20:15 PM
Quote from: CBStew on January 29, 2014, 12:06:40 PM
Quote from: Bort on January 27, 2014, 07:30:31 PM
Something something time to post Stanford.

What I like about his apologists is that they say "How can he be a bad person?  He went to Stanford."  Notwithstanding.  He is a good athlete.  He is brash (Duh!).  He is very smart.  He is funny and ironic.

I will bet my car that anybody who doesn't like him is either a 49ers fan or a racist.

Why can't they be both?

Because San Francisco is so liberal nobody is prejudiced there.

That's Old San Francisco. Welcome to the brave new world of the Angry Young Technocracy.

Fascinating.
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PenFoe

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Re: I admit it...
« Reply #2177 on: January 29, 2014, 02:44:43 PM »
Quote from: InternetApex on January 29, 2014, 02:43:49 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 29, 2014, 02:29:47 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on January 29, 2014, 01:59:35 PM
Quote from: CT III on January 29, 2014, 01:51:58 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on January 29, 2014, 12:20:15 PM
Quote from: CBStew on January 29, 2014, 12:06:40 PM
Quote from: Bort on January 27, 2014, 07:30:31 PM
Something something time to post Stanford.

What I like about his apologists is that they say "How can he be a bad person?  He went to Stanford."  Notwithstanding.  He is a good athlete.  He is brash (Duh!).  He is very smart.  He is funny and ironic.

I will bet my car that anybody who doesn't like him is either a 49ers fan or a racist.

Why can't they be both?

Because San Francisco is so liberal nobody is prejudiced there.

That's Old San Francisco. Welcome to the brave new world of the Angry Young Technocracy.

Fascinating.

TIME TO POST?
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Saul Goodman

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Re: I admit it...
« Reply #2178 on: January 29, 2014, 07:50:19 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 29, 2014, 02:29:47 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on January 29, 2014, 01:59:35 PM
Quote from: CT III on January 29, 2014, 01:51:58 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on January 29, 2014, 12:20:15 PM
Quote from: CBStew on January 29, 2014, 12:06:40 PM
Quote from: Bort on January 27, 2014, 07:30:31 PM
Something something time to post Stanford.

What I like about his apologists is that they say "How can he be a bad person?  He went to Stanford."  Notwithstanding.  He is a good athlete.  He is brash (Duh!).  He is very smart.  He is funny and ironic.

I will bet my car that anybody who doesn't like him is either a 49ers fan or a racist.

Why can't they be both?

Because San Francisco is so liberal nobody is prejudiced there.

That's Old San Francisco. Welcome to the brave new world of the Angry Young Technocracy.

Startup bros and self-appointed "thought leaders" are ruining San Francisco.  Everyone agrees.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

Wheezer

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Re: I admit it...
« Reply #2179 on: July 04, 2014, 12:02:32 AM »
... I nearly followed two arguing* call girls down 55th to see whether they were indeed headed to "the quintessential dive bar"** an hour ago.

* "Where the hell are we, anyway?"
** No, it blows despite having Malort.
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Saul Goodman

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Re: I admit it...
« Reply #2180 on: July 12, 2014, 07:25:12 PM »
I teared up when I read about the Brewers' Jean Segura leaving to return to the Dominican after the death of his nine-month-old son. Didn't know where else to put this awful news, so here's wishing him the best.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: I admit it...
« Reply #2181 on: July 22, 2014, 06:42:10 PM »
Until last Sunday I had always assumed Kevin Love was black.
Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

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Re: I admit it...
« Reply #2182 on: July 23, 2014, 08:07:08 AM »
Quote from: PANK! on July 22, 2014, 06:42:10 PM
Until last Sunday I had always assumed Kevin Love was black.

No, that was Bob Love.
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InternetApex

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Re: I admit it...
« Reply #2183 on: July 23, 2014, 09:10:29 AM »
I was sitting in a restaurant watching the game last night when they showed Jack White in the stands the first time. And I thought that he and that dude with shades next to him were two lesbians who had taken their kids/nieces/nephews to the ballpark. How nice, I thought. Then I thought maybe the one in shades was actually a dude and that he had the ugliest wife on the planet. Like what respectable woman goes out in public with her hair like that? Then Len said that was Jack White and I shook my damn head in disbelief.

He is by far the ugliest chick I've ever seen.
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Re: I admit it...
« Reply #2184 on: July 23, 2014, 10:10:39 AM »
Quote from: InternetApex on July 23, 2014, 09:10:29 AM
I was sitting in a restaurant watching the game last night when they showed Jack White in the stands the first time. And I thought that he and that dude with shades next to him were two lesbians who had taken their kids/nieces/nephews to the ballpark. How nice, I thought. Then I thought maybe the one in shades was actually a dude and that he had the ugliest wife on the planet. Like what respectable woman goes out in public with her hair like that? Then Len said that was Jack White and I shook my damn head in disbelief.

He is by far the ugliest chick I've ever seen.

But whatever cause Slaky is famous now
I can't believe I even know these people. I'm ashamed of my internet life.

Slaky

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Re: I admit it...
« Reply #2185 on: July 23, 2014, 10:57:45 AM »
Quote from: PenFoe on July 23, 2014, 10:10:39 AM
Quote from: InternetApex on July 23, 2014, 09:10:29 AM
I was sitting in a restaurant watching the game last night when they showed Jack White in the stands the first time. And I thought that he and that dude with shades next to him were two lesbians who had taken their kids/nieces/nephews to the ballpark. How nice, I thought. Then I thought maybe the one in shades was actually a dude and that he had the ugliest wife on the planet. Like what respectable woman goes out in public with her hair like that? Then Len said that was Jack White and I shook my damn head in disbelief.

He is by far the ugliest chick I've ever seen.

But whatever cause Slaky is famous now

Fame is bullshit. *takes drag on long cigarette*

Yeti

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Re: I admit it...
« Reply #2186 on: July 23, 2014, 11:08:15 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on July 23, 2014, 10:57:45 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on July 23, 2014, 10:10:39 AM
Quote from: InternetApex on July 23, 2014, 09:10:29 AM
I was sitting in a restaurant watching the game last night when they showed Jack White in the stands the first time. And I thought that he and that dude with shades next to him were two lesbians who had taken their kids/nieces/nephews to the ballpark. How nice, I thought. Then I thought maybe the one in shades was actually a dude and that he had the ugliest wife on the planet. Like what respectable woman goes out in public with her hair like that? Then Len said that was Jack White and I shook my damn head in disbelief.

He is by far the ugliest chick I've ever seen.

But whatever cause Slaky is famous now

Fame is bullshit. *takes drag on long cigarette*

I'm sure any of us can get a tweet posted on Deadspin after our 115,000th tweet. I'll report back in 2075 when I get there.

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Re: I admit it...
« Reply #2187 on: July 23, 2014, 11:14:22 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on July 23, 2014, 10:57:45 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on July 23, 2014, 10:10:39 AM
Quote from: InternetApex on July 23, 2014, 09:10:29 AM
I was sitting in a restaurant watching the game last night when they showed Jack White in the stands the first time. And I thought that he and that dude with shades next to him were two lesbians who had taken their kids/nieces/nephews to the ballpark. How nice, I thought. Then I thought maybe the one in shades was actually a dude and that he had the ugliest wife on the planet. Like what respectable woman goes out in public with her hair like that? Then Len said that was Jack White and I shook my damn head in disbelief.

He is by far the ugliest chick I've ever seen.

But whatever cause Slaky is famous now

Fame is bullshit. *takes drag on long cigarette*



C'mon, say "is that jack white?"
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Re: I admit it...
« Reply #2188 on: July 23, 2014, 11:15:52 AM »
Quote from: Yeti on July 23, 2014, 11:08:15 AM
Quote from: Slaky on July 23, 2014, 10:57:45 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on July 23, 2014, 10:10:39 AM
Quote from: InternetApex on July 23, 2014, 09:10:29 AM
I was sitting in a restaurant watching the game last night when they showed Jack White in the stands the first time. And I thought that he and that dude with shades next to him were two lesbians who had taken their kids/nieces/nephews to the ballpark. How nice, I thought. Then I thought maybe the one in shades was actually a dude and that he had the ugliest wife on the planet. Like what respectable woman goes out in public with her hair like that? Then Len said that was Jack White and I shook my damn head in disbelief.

He is by far the ugliest chick I've ever seen.

But whatever cause Slaky is famous now

Fame is bullshit. *takes drag on long cigarette*

I'm sure any of us can get a tweet posted on Deadspin after our 115,000th tweet. I'll report back in 2075 when I get there.

Your 3,346th post on Desipio went largely unrecognized

PenFoe

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Re: I admit it...
« Reply #2189 on: July 23, 2014, 11:44:18 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on July 23, 2014, 11:15:52 AM
Quote from: Yeti on July 23, 2014, 11:08:15 AM
Quote from: Slaky on July 23, 2014, 10:57:45 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on July 23, 2014, 10:10:39 AM
Quote from: InternetApex on July 23, 2014, 09:10:29 AM
I was sitting in a restaurant watching the game last night when they showed Jack White in the stands the first time. And I thought that he and that dude with shades next to him were two lesbians who had taken their kids/nieces/nephews to the ballpark. How nice, I thought. Then I thought maybe the one in shades was actually a dude and that he had the ugliest wife on the planet. Like what respectable woman goes out in public with her hair like that? Then Len said that was Jack White and I shook my damn head in disbelief.

He is by far the ugliest chick I've ever seen.

But whatever cause Slaky is famous now

Fame is bullshit. *takes drag on long cigarette*

I'm sure any of us can get a tweet posted on Deadspin after our 115,000th tweet. I'll report back in 2075 when I get there.

Your 3,346th post on Desipio went largely unrecognized

It did until you brought attention to it.
I can't believe I even know these people. I'm ashamed of my internet life.