I admit it...

[Eli]

Nope, I said I'm good. It's frustrating to lose Jay right at the very moment when the offense was averaging 31 ppg and was finally a match for the D, but Caleb can Orton this shit into the playoffs. I'm even going to borrow David Haugh's word. IT'S TIME FOR CALEB HANIA. Also, my friend's phone autocorrected Caleb Hanie to Kimberly Babies, so I also propose that as a good nickname for him.

Each sentence of this post got progressively worse.

[SKO]

Nope, I said I'm good. It's frustrating to lose Jay right at the very moment when the offense was averaging 31 ppg and was finally a match for the D, but Caleb can Orton this shit into the playoffs. I'm even going to borrow David Haugh's word. IT'S TIME FOR CALEB HANIA. Also, my friend's phone autocorrected Caleb Hanie to Kimberly Babies, so I also propose that as a good nickname for him.

Each sentence of this post got progressively worse.

Today's not my day.

[Internet Apex]

Nope, I said I'm good. It's frustrating to lose Jay right at the very moment when the offense was averaging 31 ppg and was finally a match for the D, but Caleb can Orton this shit into the playoffs. I'm even going to borrow David Haugh's word. IT'S TIME FOR CALEB HANIA. Also, my friend's phone autocorrected Caleb Hanie to Kimberly Babies, so I also propose that as a good nickname for him.

Each sentence of this post got progressively worse.

Today's not my day.

:(

[CT III]

...I like Tim Tebow.

A silence fell over the room.  After some audible sounds of throat clearing, someone deftly changed the subject.

Then someone asked Morph to make a photoshop of CT Tebowing.

Testify.

[Tony]

I met Dan Bernstein's wife tonight at a wedding industry event. It was awkward.

[Canadouche]

I met Dan Bernstein's wife tonight at a wedding industry event. It was awkward.

...because she had a boner?

[PANK!]

I met Dan Bernstein's wife tonight at a wedding industry event. It was awkward.

In the course of her work, my wife has met Mrs Bernstein.  She also met Dan once and told him I listen to his show.

He winced and apologized to her.  Sounds about right.

[Tony]

I met Dan Bernstein's wife tonight at a wedding industry event. It was awkward.

In the course of her work, my wife has met Mrs Bernstein.  She also met Dan once and told him I listen to his show.

He winced and apologized to her.  Sounds about right.

Mrs. Bernstein and I have mutual friends, and they had no idea who her husband is. I assumed nobody in the wedding business cares about sports talk radio, so when one of them introduced me I thought it was safe to mention I was a fan of her husband. She then made a joke about me not wanting to meet her for her, but for her husband. She probably thought she was safe from meatballs sports fans at a wedding networking event.

[PANK!]

I met Dan Bernstein's wife tonight at a wedding industry event. It was awkward.

In the course of her work, my wife has met Mrs Bernstein.  She also met Dan once and told him I listen to his show.

He winced and apologized to her.  Sounds about right.

Mrs. Bernstein and I have mutual friends, and they had no idea who her husband is. I assumed nobody in the wedding business cares about sports talk radio, so when one of them introduced me I thought it was safe to mention I was a fan of her husband. She then made a joke about me not wanting to meet her for her, but for her husband. She probably thought she was safe from meatballs sports fans at a wedding networking event.

To be fair, the people who "get" Boers and Bernstein tend to do so because the latter are so resistant to general meatballery.

[CBStew]

I met Dan Bernstein's wife tonight at a wedding industry event. It was awkward.

In the course of her work, my wife has met Mrs Bernstein.  She also met Dan once and told him I listen to his show.

He winced and apologized to her.  Sounds about right.

What has 2 legs, no fur, but sleeps with Katz?  Mrs. Katz, but sometimes Mrs. Bernstein.  [This is a joke that has to be spoken because when you write "Katz" instead of "cats" you telegraph the punchline...Oh well, forget I sent this.]

[Wheezer]

... I felt a small twinge of pride when Googling my own sig to try to recall what the hell I meant by it to find that it tops the Google search results.

[Slaky]

... I felt a small twinge of pride when Googling my own sig to try to recall what the hell I meant by it to find that it tops the Google search results.

I just did this and the second link takes you back to this very message board.

[PenPho]

... I felt a small twinge of pride when Googling my own sig to try to recall what the hell I meant by it to find that it tops the Google search results.

I just did this and the second first link takes you back to this very message board.

Well, great...now we're going to be overrun by Greek majors and sausage makers.

And this dark corner gets a wee bit darker...

[SKO]

... I felt a small twinge of pride when Googling my own sig to try to recall what the hell I meant by it to find that it tops the Google search results.

I just did this and the second first link takes you back to this very message board.

Well, great...now we're going to be overrun by Greek majors and sausage makers.

And this dark corner gets a wee bit darker...

Which is odd, given that it's Latin.

[Gilgamesh]

... I felt a small twinge of pride when Googling my own sig to try to recall what the hell I meant by it to find that it tops the Google search results.

I just did this and the second first link takes you back to this very message board.

Well, great...now we're going to be overrun by Greek majors and sausage makers.

And this dark corner gets a wee bit darker...

Which is odd, given that it's Latin.

It's Greek to Pen.