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« Reply #1020 on: February 22, 2012, 12:58:20 PM »

... I have "Old Man River" stuck in my head, and I'm ambivalent about the situation.

I sang "Old Man River" as an audition for the Towne Criers in high school. /choirgfag

I have the Jim Croce version of "Old Man River" on my iPod. 
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« Reply #1021 on: February 22, 2012, 01:12:54 PM »

... I have "Old Man River" stuck in my head, and I'm ambivalent about the situation.

I sang "Old Man River" as an audition for the Towne Criers in high school. /choirgfag

Paul Robeson, William Warfield... Huard McTatterpud?
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« Reply #1022 on: February 22, 2012, 02:20:43 PM »

... I have "Old Man River" stuck in my head, and I'm ambivalent about the situation.

I sang "Old Man River" as an audition for the Towne Criers in high school. /choirgfag

You were in a choirg?
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« Reply #1023 on: February 22, 2012, 02:21:40 PM »

... I fucking love Jim Croce and don't care who knows it.
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« Reply #1024 on: February 22, 2012, 02:33:29 PM »

... I fucking love Jim Croce and don't care who knows it.

Great, that stuck me with Blue Tail Fly.
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« Reply #1025 on: February 22, 2012, 03:01:38 PM »

... I fucking love Jim Croce and don't care who knows it.

Ditto.
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« Reply #1026 on: February 22, 2012, 03:19:39 PM »

... I fucking love Jim Croce and don't care who knows it.

Ditto.

I'd also like to sign this petition. There's just never seems to be enough fucking time.
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« Reply #1027 on: February 22, 2012, 03:32:41 PM »

... I fucking love Jim Croce and don't care who knows it.

Ditto.

I'd also like to sign this petition. There's just never seems to be enough fucking time.

Yep.
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« Reply #1028 on: February 22, 2012, 04:39:40 PM »

... if you got enough liquor in me in the late '90s, you could talk me into doing a karaoke version of "Bad, Bad LeRoy T.J. Brown."
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« Reply #1029 on: March 03, 2012, 11:22:33 PM »

... The grossly predictable effect of taking a micturition break while in the middle of tearing up dried guajillos actually strikes me as mildly invigorating.
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« Reply #1030 on: March 04, 2012, 12:20:15 AM »

... The grossly predictable effect of taking a micturition break while in the middle of tearing up dried guajillos actually strikes me as mildly invigorating.

The old man said to take any rug in the house.
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« Reply #1031 on: March 04, 2012, 02:04:20 AM »

I haven't micturated since 1972 and I don't miss it.
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« Reply #1032 on: March 04, 2012, 03:04:32 PM »

I haven't micturated since 1972 and I don't miss it.

Yea, I haven't since about 2 hours ago and I'm still thinking about it
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« Reply #1033 on: March 05, 2012, 04:01:24 AM »

..... Man I was fucking wrong about Bood Lights
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« Reply #1034 on: March 05, 2012, 04:49:41 AM »

..... Man I was fucking wrong about Bood Lights

Wrong as in "Man, I used to think that Bood Light was a delicious, satisfying beer and now I realise that it's very, very nearly undrinkable although not just quite as bad as Coors Lite or Miller Lite"?  Because if that's not what you mean, then you weren't wrong, you were right.
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