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« Reply #1125 on: March 27, 2012, 10:05:25 PM »
... I have taken it into my head to refer to the inventor of the library classification scheme as Melvil Fonduey, and it pleases me.
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« Reply #1126 on: March 27, 2012, 11:02:21 PM »
Quote from: Wheezer on March 27, 2012, 10:05:25 PM
... I have taken it into my head to refer to the inventor of the library classification scheme as Melvil Fonduey, and it pleases me.

AAAHhhhh... Gruyere.
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« Reply #1127 on: April 13, 2012, 01:08:40 AM »
... I believe the time has come to end the Sendero Luminoso on purely aesthetic grounds.
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« Reply #1128 on: April 13, 2012, 10:32:45 AM »
... I almost never have any fucking idea whatsoever what Wheezer is talking about, and if I did, I'd worry about myself.
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« Reply #1129 on: April 13, 2012, 11:04:45 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on April 13, 2012, 10:32:45 AM
... I almost never have any fucking idea whatsoever what Wheezer is talking about, and if I did, I'd worry about myself.

It freaks me out when I understand his posts.
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« Reply #1130 on: April 13, 2012, 11:09:53 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on April 13, 2012, 11:04:45 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 13, 2012, 10:32:45 AM
... I almost never have any fucking idea whatsoever what Wheezer is talking about, and if I did, I'd worry about myself.

It freaks me out when I understand his posts.

I don't understand 90% of them, but I usually agree.  Especially with this one... I think.  I get all angry mob when it comes to terrorists in jungles and mountains.  I thought they were mostly gone, but whatever... 
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« Reply #1131 on: April 22, 2012, 12:47:34 AM »
... My dentist gave me a complete ass-kicking Saturday over the suggestion that the egg discs in the Egg McMuffin might be extruded.
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« Reply #1132 on: April 22, 2012, 08:56:12 AM »
Quote from: Wheezer on April 22, 2012, 12:47:34 AM
... My dentist gave me a complete ass-kicking Saturday over the suggestion that the egg discs in the Egg McMuffin might be extruded.

Wait. They aren't extruded?
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« Reply #1133 on: April 22, 2012, 11:04:13 AM »
Quote from: Bort on April 22, 2012, 08:56:12 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on April 22, 2012, 12:47:34 AM
... My dentist gave me a complete ass-kicking Saturday over the suggestion that the egg discs in the Egg McMuffin might be extruded.

Wait. They aren't extruded?

Of course they are.  Did you ever see one bend over and touch its toes?  Case closed.
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« Reply #1134 on: April 22, 2012, 11:10:30 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on April 22, 2012, 11:04:13 AM
Quote from: Bort on April 22, 2012, 08:56:12 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on April 22, 2012, 12:47:34 AM
... My dentist gave me a complete ass-kicking Saturday over the suggestion that the egg discs in the Egg McMuffin might be extruded.

Wait. They aren't extruded?

Of course they are.  Did you ever see one bend over and touch its toes?  Case closed.

The contention is that the eggs are mechanically cracked and then steamed in molds and, most importantly for recreation, have their yolks pricked.
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« Reply #1135 on: April 23, 2012, 08:53:10 AM »
Quote from: Wheezer on April 22, 2012, 11:10:30 PM
Quote from: CBStew on April 22, 2012, 11:04:13 AM
Quote from: Bort on April 22, 2012, 08:56:12 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on April 22, 2012, 12:47:34 AM
... My dentist gave me a complete ass-kicking Saturday over the suggestion that the egg discs in the Egg McMuffin might be extruded.

Wait. They aren't extruded?

Of course they are.  Did you ever see one bend over and touch its toes?  Case closed.

The contention is that the eggs are mechanically cracked and then steamed in molds and, most importantly for recreation, have their yolks pricked.

Unless they've changed something recently, I can tell you that they are hand cracked into a set of rings that sits on the grill.  Looks like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMOS0T8spcQ
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« Reply #1136 on: April 23, 2012, 09:04:22 AM »
Quote from: morpheus on April 23, 2012, 08:53:10 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on April 22, 2012, 11:10:30 PM
Quote from: CBStew on April 22, 2012, 11:04:13 AM
Quote from: Bort on April 22, 2012, 08:56:12 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on April 22, 2012, 12:47:34 AM
... My dentist gave me a complete ass-kicking Saturday over the suggestion that the egg discs in the Egg McMuffin might be extruded.

Wait. They aren't extruded?

Of course they are.  Did you ever see one bend over and touch its toes?  Case closed.

The contention is that the eggs are mechanically cracked and then steamed in molds and, most importantly for recreation, have their yolks pricked.

Unless they've changed something recently, I can tell you that they are hand cracked into a set of rings that sits on the grill.  Looks like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMOS0T8spcQ

Please don't show us how they make hot dogs.
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« Reply #1137 on: April 23, 2012, 09:13:02 AM »
Quote from: CBStew on April 23, 2012, 09:04:22 AM
Quote from: morpheus on April 23, 2012, 08:53:10 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on April 22, 2012, 11:10:30 PM
Quote from: CBStew on April 22, 2012, 11:04:13 AM
Quote from: Bort on April 22, 2012, 08:56:12 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on April 22, 2012, 12:47:34 AM
... My dentist gave me a complete ass-kicking Saturday over the suggestion that the egg discs in the Egg McMuffin might be extruded.

Wait. They aren't extruded?

Of course they are.  Did you ever see one bend over and touch its toes?  Case closed.

The contention is that the eggs are mechanically cracked and then steamed in molds and, most importantly for recreation, have their yolks pricked.

Unless they've changed something recently, I can tell you that they are hand cracked into a set of rings that sits on the grill.  Looks like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMOS0T8spcQ

Please don't show us how they make hot dogs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moM1s3cltTc
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This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.
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« Reply #1138 on: April 23, 2012, 09:27:51 AM »
...I flipped on Humber's perfecto in the 8th and half-heartedly rooted for seeing an inning and a half of "history".
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« Reply #1139 on: April 23, 2012, 09:42:53 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 23, 2012, 09:27:51 AM
...I flipped on Humber's perfecto in the 8th and half-heartedly rooted for seeing an inning and a half of "history".

As did I.  I also laughed because I imagined Pen perfectgamecasting in the ShoutBox all by his lonesome.
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This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.
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