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« Reply #1140 on: April 23, 2012, 10:22:14 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 23, 2012, 09:42:53 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 23, 2012, 09:27:51 AM
...I flipped on Humber's perfecto in the 8th and half-heartedly rooted for seeing an inning and a half of "history".

As did I.  I also laughed because I imagined Pen perfectgamecasting in the ShoutBox all by his lonesome.

Wait, there was a perfect game? What team?
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« Reply #1141 on: April 23, 2012, 11:14:04 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 23, 2012, 09:42:53 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 23, 2012, 09:27:51 AM
...I flipped on Humber's perfecto in the 8th and half-heartedly rooted for seeing an inning and a half of "history".

As did I.  I also laughed because I imagined Pen perfectgamecasting in the ShoutBox all by his lonesome.

I dropped  a quick update after 7 in the SBox and then went on my merry way. 

Some day, there will be a legit no-hitter/perfect game that happens during work hours and I will own that bitch. 

Still angry about that Halladay no-hitter game in the postseason when I was stuck in meetings.
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« Reply #1142 on: April 23, 2012, 08:45:14 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 23, 2012, 09:13:02 AM
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Quote from: Wheezer on April 22, 2012, 12:47:34 AM
... My dentist gave me a complete ass-kicking Saturday over the suggestion that the egg discs in the Egg McMuffin might be extruded.

Wait. They aren't extruded?

Of course they are.  Did you ever see one bend over and touch its toes?  Case closed.

The contention is that the eggs are mechanically cracked and then steamed in molds and, most importantly for recreation, have their yolks pricked.

Unless they've changed something recently, I can tell you that they are hand cracked into a set of rings that sits on the grill.  Looks like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMOS0T8spcQ

Please don't show us how they make hot dogs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moM1s3cltTc

Please don't show us how they make babies.
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« Reply #1143 on: April 24, 2012, 10:42:50 PM »
...the last two games almost made me believe again. At least I get to enjoy the Fox Sports Midwest crew going full homer meatball.
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« Reply #1144 on: April 24, 2012, 11:37:02 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on April 24, 2012, 10:42:50 PM
...the last two games almost made me believe again. At least I get to enjoy the Fox Sports Midwest crew going full homer meatball.

Who?
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« Reply #1145 on: April 25, 2012, 01:45:03 AM »
... I had no idea that William Conrad was the voice of Quake cereal.
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« Reply #1146 on: April 25, 2012, 06:25:18 AM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on April 24, 2012, 10:42:50 PM
...the last two games almost made me believe again. At least I get to enjoy the Fox Sports Midwest crew going full homer meatball.

Do you live so far south that you don't get comcast Chicago?
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« Reply #1147 on: April 25, 2012, 06:36:27 AM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on April 24, 2012, 10:42:50 PM
...the last two games almost made me believe again. At least I get to enjoy the Fox Sports Midwest crew going full homer meatball.

I'm not anywhere near "almost", and I don't expect to be back there any time before 2014 at the absolute earliest.  Nonetheless, I will never, ever get tired of seeing the Cubs stick it to the Tards, regardless of how irrelevant it might be to the standings.
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« Reply #1148 on: April 25, 2012, 07:47:45 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on April 25, 2012, 06:36:27 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on April 24, 2012, 10:42:50 PM
...the last two games almost made me believe again. At least I get to enjoy the Fox Sports Midwest crew going full homer meatball.

I'm not anywhere near "almost", and I don't expect to be back there any time before 2014 at the absolute earliest.  Nonetheless, I will never, ever get tired of seeing the Cubs stick it to the Tards, regardless of how irrelevant it might be to the standings.

I think blood testing in the new CBA (with blood testing) is going to give us all plenty of entertainment...and I'm sure the Angels are feeling pretty damn good about the quarter-billion dollars they have wrapped up in Albert Pujols.
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« Reply #1149 on: April 25, 2012, 08:02:47 AM »
Quote from: Fork on April 25, 2012, 07:47:45 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 25, 2012, 06:36:27 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on April 24, 2012, 10:42:50 PM
...the last two games almost made me believe again. At least I get to enjoy the Fox Sports Midwest crew going full homer meatball.

I'm not anywhere near "almost", and I don't expect to be back there any time before 2014 at the absolute earliest.  Nonetheless, I will never, ever get tired of seeing the Cubs stick it to the Tards, regardless of how irrelevant it might be to the standings.

I think blood testing in the new CBA (with blood testing) is going to give us all plenty of entertainment...and I'm sure the Angels are feeling pretty damn good about the quarter-billion dollars they have wrapped up in Albert Pujols.

We get it. You think the Cardinals have only been good because they all take HGH.
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« Reply #1150 on: April 25, 2012, 08:05:54 AM »
Quote from: Fork on April 25, 2012, 07:47:45 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 25, 2012, 06:36:27 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on April 24, 2012, 10:42:50 PM
...the last two games almost made me believe again. At least I get to enjoy the Fox Sports Midwest crew going full homer meatball.

I'm not anywhere near "almost", and I don't expect to be back there any time before 2014 at the absolute earliest.  Nonetheless, I will never, ever get tired of seeing the Cubs stick it to the Tards, regardless of how irrelevant it might be to the standings.

I think blood testing in the new CBA (with blood testing) is going to give us all plenty of entertainment...and I'm sure the Angels are feeling pretty damn good about the quarter-billion dollars they have wrapped up in Albert Pujols.

The whole blood testing?
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« Reply #1151 on: April 25, 2012, 08:15:13 AM »
Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on April 25, 2012, 06:25:18 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on April 24, 2012, 10:42:50 PM
...the last two games almost made me believe again. At least I get to enjoy the Fox Sports Midwest crew going full homer meatball.

Do you live so far south that you don't get comcast Chicago?

Unfortunately yes. I've learned I never want to live in a place where it's legal to drive a golf cart on the street again.
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« Reply #1152 on: April 25, 2012, 08:16:59 AM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on April 25, 2012, 08:15:13 AM
Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on April 25, 2012, 06:25:18 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on April 24, 2012, 10:42:50 PM
...the last two games almost made me believe again. At least I get to enjoy the Fox Sports Midwest crew going full homer meatball.

Do you live so far south that you don't get comcast Chicago?

Unfortunately yes. I've learned I never want to live in a place where it's legal to drive a golf cart on the street again.

You live next door to PenFoe at the retirement community?
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« Reply #1153 on: April 25, 2012, 08:20:22 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on April 25, 2012, 08:05:54 AM
Quote from: Fork on April 25, 2012, 07:47:45 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 25, 2012, 06:36:27 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on April 24, 2012, 10:42:50 PM
...the last two games almost made me believe again. At least I get to enjoy the Fox Sports Midwest crew going full homer meatball.

I'm not anywhere near "almost", and I don't expect to be back there any time before 2014 at the absolute earliest.  Nonetheless, I will never, ever get tired of seeing the Cubs stick it to the Tards, regardless of how irrelevant it might be to the standings.

I think blood testing in the new CBA (with blood testing) is going to give us all plenty of entertainment...and I'm sure the Angels are feeling pretty damn good about the quarter-billion dollars they have wrapped up in Albert Pujols.

The whole blood testing?

they test twice.
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« Reply #1154 on: April 25, 2012, 08:24:17 AM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 24, 2012, 11:37:02 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on April 24, 2012, 10:42:50 PM
...the last two games almost made me believe again. At least I get to enjoy the Fox Sports Midwest crew going full homer meatball.

Who?

They're the guys who convinced me the umpires conspired against the Kyardnulls and the Best Fans in Baseball last night.
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