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« Reply #1245 on: June 16, 2012, 09:22:20 PM »
I had never heard of Luis Valbuena before 73 seconds ago.
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« Reply #1246 on: June 16, 2012, 11:18:36 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on June 16, 2012, 09:22:20 PM
I had never heard of Luis Valbuena before 73 seconds ago.

I've still never heard of him.
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« Reply #1247 on: June 17, 2012, 02:52:13 AM »
Quote from: CT III on June 16, 2012, 11:18:36 PM
Quote from: PANK! on June 16, 2012, 09:22:20 PM
I had never heard of Luis Valbuena before 73 seconds ago.

I've still never heard of him.

Even I've heard of Valubuenzabeanz.
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« Reply #1248 on: June 17, 2012, 07:11:46 AM »
Quote from: CT III on June 16, 2012, 11:18:36 PM
Quote from: PANK! on June 16, 2012, 09:22:20 PM
I had never heard of Luis Valbuena before 73 seconds ago.

I've still never heard of him.

I'm certainly not in a race with you on this.  My god, you hadn't heard of STEVE CLEVENGER until after Opening Day.
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« Reply #1249 on: June 18, 2012, 01:18:03 AM »
... I am going to unleash the wrath of G-d on my idiot neighbors who locked out their roughly nine-month-old cat over eight hours ago, who should fucking full well know that there's a massive feral tom hanging around the place at night, and I'm going to enlist my 82-year-old neighbor in the process. Or simply declare ownership. This may require pro bono counsel.
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« Reply #1250 on: June 18, 2012, 08:12:59 AM »
Quote from: Wheezer on June 18, 2012, 01:18:03 AM
... I am going to unleash the wrath of G-d on my idiot neighbors who locked out their roughly nine-month-old cat over eight hours ago, who should fucking full well know that there's a massive feral tom hanging around the place at night, and I'm going to enlist my 82-year-old neighbor in the process. Or simply declare ownership. This may require pro bono counsel.

Gil, know any lawyers?
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« Reply #1251 on: June 18, 2012, 11:38:35 PM »
... I could have gotten stoned with the new, smoking-hot neighbor, but I instead did the dishes and sent a complaint to Milt suggesting that he was pulling Heraclitus quotes out his ass.
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« Reply #1252 on: June 19, 2012, 08:18:06 AM »
Quote from: Wheezer on June 18, 2012, 11:38:35 PM
... I could have gotten stoned with the new, smoking-hot neighbor, but I instead did the dishes and sent a complaint to Milt suggesting that he was pulling Heraclitus quotes out his ass.

How did BC get Wheezer's ID?
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« Reply #1253 on: June 19, 2012, 08:26:47 AM »
Quote from: morpheus on June 19, 2012, 08:18:06 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on June 18, 2012, 11:38:35 PM
... I could have gotten stoned with the new, smoking-hot neighbor, but I instead did the dishes and sent a complaint to Milt suggesting that he was pulling Heraclitus quotes out his ass.

How did BC get Wheezer's ID?

Did he graze her ass?
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« Reply #1254 on: June 19, 2012, 08:37:20 AM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on June 19, 2012, 08:26:47 AM
Quote from: morpheus on June 19, 2012, 08:18:06 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on June 18, 2012, 11:38:35 PM
... I could have gotten stoned with the new, smoking-hot neighbor, but I instead did the dishes and sent a complaint to Milt suggesting that he was pulling Heraclitus quotes out his ass.

How did BC get Wheezer's ID?

Did he graze her ass?

If the smoking hot neighbor has a boyfriend or a gang of rotten kids, this makes perfect sense to me.
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« Reply #1255 on: June 19, 2012, 11:47:51 AM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on June 19, 2012, 08:37:20 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on June 19, 2012, 08:26:47 AM
Quote from: morpheus on June 19, 2012, 08:18:06 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on June 18, 2012, 11:38:35 PM
... I could have gotten stoned with the new, smoking-hot neighbor, but I instead did the dishes and sent a complaint to Milt suggesting that he was pulling Heraclitus quotes out his ass.

How did BC get Wheezer's ID?

Did he graze her ass?

If the smoking hot neighbor has a boyfriend or a gang of rotten kids, this makes perfect sense to me.

I capped off the performance by dropping a pencil sharpener on my foot and presumably fracturing my little toe.
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« Reply #1256 on: June 19, 2012, 11:50:04 AM »
Quote from: Wheezer on June 19, 2012, 11:47:51 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on June 19, 2012, 08:37:20 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on June 19, 2012, 08:26:47 AM
Quote from: morpheus on June 19, 2012, 08:18:06 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on June 18, 2012, 11:38:35 PM
... I could have gotten stoned with the new, smoking-hot neighbor, but I instead did the dishes and sent a complaint to Milt suggesting that he was pulling Heraclitus quotes out his ass.

How did BC get Wheezer's ID?

Did he graze her ass?

If the smoking hot neighbor has a boyfriend or a gang of rotten kids, this makes perfect sense to me.

I capped off the performance by dropping a pencil sharpener on my foot and presumably fracturing my little toe.

That's what you get for putting a pencil sharpener in a bowling ball.
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« Reply #1257 on: June 19, 2012, 04:11:32 PM »
Quote from: Fork on June 19, 2012, 11:50:04 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on June 19, 2012, 11:47:51 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on June 19, 2012, 08:37:20 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on June 19, 2012, 08:26:47 AM
Quote from: morpheus on June 19, 2012, 08:18:06 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on June 18, 2012, 11:38:35 PM
... I could have gotten stoned with the new, smoking-hot neighbor, but I instead did the dishes and sent a complaint to Milt suggesting that he was pulling Heraclitus quotes out his ass.

How did BC get Wheezer's ID?

Did he graze her ass?

If the smoking hot neighbor has a boyfriend or a gang of rotten kids, this makes perfect sense to me.

I capped off the performance by dropping a pencil sharpener on my foot and presumably fracturing my little toe.

That's what you get for putting a pencil sharpener in a bowling ball.

It's an integral part of the telephone. Oleg can confirm.
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« Reply #1258 on: June 19, 2012, 04:17:05 PM »
Quote from: Wheezer on June 19, 2012, 04:11:32 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 19, 2012, 11:50:04 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on June 19, 2012, 11:47:51 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on June 19, 2012, 08:37:20 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on June 19, 2012, 08:26:47 AM
Quote from: morpheus on June 19, 2012, 08:18:06 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on June 18, 2012, 11:38:35 PM
... I could have gotten stoned with the new, smoking-hot neighbor, but I instead did the dishes and sent a complaint to Milt suggesting that he was pulling Heraclitus quotes out his ass.

How did BC get Wheezer's ID?

Did he graze her ass?

If the smoking hot neighbor has a boyfriend or a gang of rotten kids, this makes perfect sense to me.

I capped off the performance by dropping a pencil sharpener on my foot and presumably fracturing my little toe.

That's what you get for putting a pencil sharpener in a bowling ball.

It's an integral part of the telephone. Oleg can confirm.

Which?  The pencil sharpener, the bowling ball or your toe?
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« Reply #1259 on: June 19, 2012, 04:27:07 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on June 19, 2012, 04:17:05 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on June 19, 2012, 04:11:32 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 19, 2012, 11:50:04 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on June 19, 2012, 11:47:51 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on June 19, 2012, 08:37:20 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on June 19, 2012, 08:26:47 AM
Quote from: morpheus on June 19, 2012, 08:18:06 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on June 18, 2012, 11:38:35 PM
... I could have gotten stoned with the new, smoking-hot neighbor, but I instead did the dishes and sent a complaint to Milt suggesting that he was pulling Heraclitus quotes out his ass.

How did BC get Wheezer's ID?

Did he graze her ass?

If the smoking hot neighbor has a boyfriend or a gang of rotten kids, this makes perfect sense to me.

I capped off the performance by dropping a pencil sharpener on my foot and presumably fracturing my little toe.

That's what you get for putting a pencil sharpener in a bowling ball.

It's an integral part of the telephone. Oleg can confirm.

Which?  The pencil sharpener, the bowling ball or your toe?

The pencil sharpener. You'd have to have some pretty questionable judgment to use a bowling ball.
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