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« Reply #1260 on: June 19, 2012, 05:26:51 PM » |
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... I could have gotten stoned with the new, smoking-hot neighbor, but I instead did the dishes and sent a complaint to Milt suggesting that he was pulling Heraclitus quotes out his ass.
How did BC get Wheezer's ID? Did he graze her ass? If the smoking hot neighbor has a boyfriend or a gang of rotten kids, this makes perfect sense to me. I capped off the performance by dropping a pencil sharpener on my foot and presumably fracturing my little toe. That's what you get for putting a pencil sharpener in a bowling ball. It's an integral part of the telephone. Oleg can confirm. Which? The pencil sharpener, the bowling ball or your toe? The pencil sharpener. You'd have to have some pretty questionable judgment to use a bowling ball. Obviously. |
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The 37th Tenet of Pexism: Apestink is terrible.
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« Reply #1261 on: June 22, 2012, 08:54:17 AM » |
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I'm happy for LeBron.
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The Sports World Needs More Ryne Sandberg types.
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Sterling Archer
Lying is like 95% of what I do.
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« Reply #1262 on: June 22, 2012, 11:36:20 AM » |
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I'm happy for LeBron.
LeBron's making plenty of money on endorsements. So he can get by on shorter contracts. I'd like to see him become basketball's ultimate mercenary. One or two year deals. He'd alternate between pissing off and delighting just about every fan base in the association. Take free agency to its extreme and claim his rightful crown as the troll genius king. |
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Come on, run like you're younger.
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« Reply #1263 on: June 22, 2012, 11:45:12 AM » |
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I'm happy for LeBron.
Campared with all of Miami's other world champion teams, the Heat are very unhate-able. I rooted against them the whole way, but like Huey said, I'm happy for them. |
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« Reply #1264 on: June 22, 2012, 12:45:58 PM » |
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I'm happy for LeBron.
LeBron's making plenty of money on endorsements. So he can get by on shorter contracts. I'd like to see him become basketball's ultimate mercenary. One or two year deals. He'd alternate between pissing off and delighting just about every fan base in the association. Take free agency to its extreme and claim his rightful crown as the troll genius king. Irrational butthurt is good for business. |
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« Reply #1265 on: June 22, 2012, 01:20:33 PM » |
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Irrational butthurt is good for business.
That's what makes the world go 'round. (as well as powering this message board) |
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"Not throwing my hands up or my dress above my ears don't mean I ain't awestruck." -- Al Swearengen
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« Reply #1266 on: June 30, 2012, 08:57:39 PM » |
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I'm happy for LeBron.
LeBron's making plenty of money on endorsements. So he can get by on shorter contracts. I'd like to see him become basketball's ultimate mercenary. One or two year deals. He'd alternate between pissing off and delighting just about every fan base in the association. Take free agency to its extreme and claim his rightful crown as the troll genius king. Irrational butthurt is good for business. In this regard, I commend to you the stark raving irrational butthurt of Tara Carreon. |
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Lying is like 95% of what I do.
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« Reply #1267 on: June 30, 2012, 11:41:23 PM » |
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I'm happy for LeBron.
LeBron's making plenty of money on endorsements. So he can get by on shorter contracts. I'd like to see him become basketball's ultimate mercenary. One or two year deals. He'd alternate between pissing off and delighting just about every fan base in the association. Take free agency to its extreme and claim his rightful crown as the troll genius king. Irrational butthurt is good for business. In this regard, I commend to you the stark raving irrational butthurt of Tara Carreon. Wow, what a nutjob. |
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Come on, run like you're younger.
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« Reply #1268 on: July 02, 2012, 06:16:46 PM » |
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...I previously thought that we had reached the apex of hilarity of this meme.  |
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« Reply #1269 on: July 02, 2012, 10:21:04 PM » |
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Darwin Barney is a far more useful player than I ever would have expected.
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« Reply #1270 on: July 03, 2012, 11:21:11 AM » |
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Darwin Barney is a far more useful player than I ever would have expected.
Eli tried to tell you! |
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« Reply #1271 on: July 03, 2012, 11:24:53 AM » |
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Darwin Barney is a far more useful player than I ever would have expected.
Eli tried to tell you! So you say. But who can understand that guy's accent? |
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The 37th Tenet of Pexism: Apestink is terrible.
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« Reply #1272 on: July 03, 2012, 11:36:33 AM » |
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Darwin Barney is a far more useful player than I ever would have expected.
Eli tried to tell you! I know he did, and I mocked him for it. This is why this confessional thread exists. |
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The Sports World Needs More Ryne Sandberg types.
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« Reply #1273 on: July 03, 2012, 11:51:16 AM » |
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Darwin Barney is a far more useful player than I ever would have expected.
Eli tried to tell you! I know he did, and I mocked him for it. This is why this confessional thread exists. This remains my favorite thread on this site. |
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"I use exit numbers because they tell me how many miles are left since they're based off of the molested"
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« Reply #1274 on: July 11, 2012, 09:49:05 PM » |
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Well, I've got that item checked off my list. I have no idea how she can put away the Lesser Sacrament like that. At one point, she thought the Neo-American Church was founded in the 1600s. (Three possible new members, though.)
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