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Re: I admit it...
« Reply #2535 on: May 06, 2015, 12:42:19 PM »
Quote from: SKO on May 06, 2015, 12:17:38 PM
Also since this is the I admit it thread, I live on a floor that other than my wife and myself is populated exclusively by 21-22 year old girls. Given the things they wear these days I feel like I can't even make eye contact with one of them without feeling like a dirty old man.

Why are you looking at their eyes?
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Re: I admit it...
« Reply #2536 on: May 06, 2015, 12:45:17 PM »
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on May 06, 2015, 12:42:19 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 06, 2015, 12:17:38 PM
Also since this is the I admit it thread, I live on a floor that other than my wife and myself is populated exclusively by 21-22 year old girls. Given the things they wear these days I feel like I can't even make eye contact with one of them without feeling like a dirty old man.

Why are you looking at their eyes?

My cat got out one day and ran down into an apartment that had left their door open. An Asian girl hot enough that Apex has already asked her to marry him came out holding the cat wearing microscopic shorts and a hot pink bra. I just wordlessly took the cat and went back and thought about baseball for awhile.
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Re: I admit it...
« Reply #2537 on: May 06, 2015, 12:46:14 PM »
Quote from: SKO on May 06, 2015, 12:45:17 PM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on May 06, 2015, 12:42:19 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 06, 2015, 12:17:38 PM
Also since this is the I admit it thread, I live on a floor that other than my wife and myself is populated exclusively by 21-22 year old girls. Given the things they wear these days I feel like I can't even make eye contact with one of them without feeling like a dirty old man.

Why are you looking at their eyes?

My cat got out one day and ran down into an apartment that had left their door open. An Asian girl hot enough that Apex has already asked her to marry him came out holding the cat wearing microscopic shorts and a hot pink bra. I just wordlessly took the cat and went back and thought about baseball for awhile.

They call you "Cat Guy". You know that, right?
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Re: I admit it...
« Reply #2538 on: May 06, 2015, 12:51:13 PM »
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on May 06, 2015, 12:46:14 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 06, 2015, 12:45:17 PM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on May 06, 2015, 12:42:19 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 06, 2015, 12:17:38 PM
Also since this is the I admit it thread, I live on a floor that other than my wife and myself is populated exclusively by 21-22 year old girls. Given the things they wear these days I feel like I can't even make eye contact with one of them without feeling like a dirty old man.

Why are you looking at their eyes?

My cat got out one day and ran down into an apartment that had left their door open. An Asian girl hot enough that Apex has already asked her to marry him came out holding the cat wearing microscopic shorts and a hot pink bra. I just wordlessly took the cat and went back and thought about baseball for awhile.

They call you "Cat Guy". You know that, right?

In summary, SKO lives in a dorm with a very pregnant wife and a cat, surrounded by hot college girls that he can't interact with and he spends all day posting shrieking insanity on a fringe message board and then all night doing the same thing on Twitter.

All while living in Iowa.
I can't believe I even know these people. I'm ashamed of my internet life.

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Re: I admit it...
« Reply #2539 on: May 06, 2015, 12:56:29 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on May 06, 2015, 12:51:13 PM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on May 06, 2015, 12:46:14 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 06, 2015, 12:45:17 PM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on May 06, 2015, 12:42:19 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 06, 2015, 12:17:38 PM
Also since this is the I admit it thread, I live on a floor that other than my wife and myself is populated exclusively by 21-22 year old girls. Given the things they wear these days I feel like I can't even make eye contact with one of them without feeling like a dirty old man.

Why are you looking at their eyes?

My cat got out one day and ran down into an apartment that had left their door open. An Asian girl hot enough that Apex has already asked her to marry him came out holding the cat wearing microscopic shorts and a hot pink bra. I just wordlessly took the cat and went back and thought about baseball for awhile.

They call you "Cat Guy". You know that, right?

In summary, SKO lives in a dorm with a very pregnant wife and a cat, surrounded by hot college girls that he can't interact with and he spends all day posting shrieking insanity on a fringe message board and then all night doing the same thing on Twitter.

All while living in Iowa.

.....yeah that about covers it.
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Re: I admit it...
« Reply #2540 on: May 06, 2015, 12:57:10 PM »
Quote from: SKO on May 06, 2015, 12:56:29 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on May 06, 2015, 12:51:13 PM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on May 06, 2015, 12:46:14 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 06, 2015, 12:45:17 PM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on May 06, 2015, 12:42:19 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 06, 2015, 12:17:38 PM
Also since this is the I admit it thread, I live on a floor that other than my wife and myself is populated exclusively by 21-22 year old girls. Given the things they wear these days I feel like I can't even make eye contact with one of them without feeling like a dirty old man.

Why are you looking at their eyes?

My cat got out one day and ran down into an apartment that had left their door open. An Asian girl hot enough that Apex has already asked her to marry him came out holding the cat wearing microscopic shorts and a hot pink bra. I just wordlessly took the cat and went back and thought about baseball for awhile.

They call you "Cat Guy". You know that, right?

In summary, SKO lives in a dorm with a very pregnant wife and a cat, surrounded by hot college girls that he can't interact with and he spends all day posting shrieking insanity on a fringe message board and then all night doing the same thing on Twitter.

All while living in Iowa.

.....yeah that about covers it.

So the whole beltless thing is for your own protection.
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Re: I admit it...
« Reply #2541 on: May 06, 2015, 01:14:44 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on May 06, 2015, 12:51:13 PM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on May 06, 2015, 12:46:14 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 06, 2015, 12:45:17 PM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on May 06, 2015, 12:42:19 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 06, 2015, 12:17:38 PM
Also since this is the I admit it thread, I live on a floor that other than my wife and myself is populated exclusively by 21-22 year old girls. Given the things they wear these days I feel like I can't even make eye contact with one of them without feeling like a dirty old man.

Why are you looking at their eyes?

My cat got out one day and ran down into an apartment that had left their door open. An Asian girl hot enough that Apex has already asked her to marry him came out holding the cat wearing microscopic shorts and a hot pink bra. I just wordlessly took the cat and went back and thought about baseball for awhile.

They call you "Cat Guy". You know that, right?

In summary, SKO lives in a dorm with a very pregnant wife and a cat, surrounded by hot college girls that he can't interact with and he spends all day posting shrieking insanity on a fringe message board and then all night doing the same thing on Twitter.

All while living in Iowa.

Sterling-Rice should let you write their executive bios.

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Re: I admit it...
« Reply #2542 on: May 06, 2015, 01:18:49 PM »
Quote from: Eli on May 06, 2015, 01:14:44 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on May 06, 2015, 12:51:13 PM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on May 06, 2015, 12:46:14 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 06, 2015, 12:45:17 PM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on May 06, 2015, 12:42:19 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 06, 2015, 12:17:38 PM
Also since this is the I admit it thread, I live on a floor that other than my wife and myself is populated exclusively by 21-22 year old girls. Given the things they wear these days I feel like I can't even make eye contact with one of them without feeling like a dirty old man.

Why are you looking at their eyes?

My cat got out one day and ran down into an apartment that had left their door open. An Asian girl hot enough that Apex has already asked her to marry him came out holding the cat wearing microscopic shorts and a hot pink bra. I just wordlessly took the cat and went back and thought about baseball for awhile.

They call you "Cat Guy". You know that, right?

In summary, SKO lives in a dorm with a very pregnant wife and a cat, surrounded by hot college girls that he can't interact with and he spends all day posting shrieking insanity on a fringe message board and then all night doing the same thing on Twitter.

All while living in Iowa.

Sterling-Rice should let you write their executive bios.

I don't know, he mentioned nothing about my strong opinions on superheroes, and without that I feel like I come off kinda lame.
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Re: I admit it...
« Reply #2543 on: May 06, 2015, 01:20:04 PM »
Quote from: Eli on May 06, 2015, 01:14:44 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on May 06, 2015, 12:51:13 PM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on May 06, 2015, 12:46:14 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 06, 2015, 12:45:17 PM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on May 06, 2015, 12:42:19 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 06, 2015, 12:17:38 PM
Also since this is the I admit it thread, I live on a floor that other than my wife and myself is populated exclusively by 21-22 year old girls. Given the things they wear these days I feel like I can't even make eye contact with one of them without feeling like a dirty old man.

Why are you looking at their eyes?

My cat got out one day and ran down into an apartment that had left their door open. An Asian girl hot enough that Apex has already asked her to marry him came out holding the cat wearing microscopic shorts and a hot pink bra. I just wordlessly took the cat and went back and thought about baseball for awhile.

They call you "Cat Guy". You know that, right?

In summary, SKO lives in a dorm with a very pregnant wife and a cat, surrounded by hot college girls that he can't interact with and he spends all day posting shrieking insanity on a fringe message board and then all night doing the same thing on Twitter.

All while living in Iowa.

Sterling-Rice should let you write their executive bios.

Or their witty nicknames. HOPHEAD

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Re: I admit it...
« Reply #2544 on: May 06, 2015, 01:40:04 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on May 06, 2015, 11:40:35 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 06, 2015, 11:34:46 AM
Quote from: PANK! on May 06, 2015, 11:27:49 AM
There was some fuckhead Monday who called people who wouldn't agree with his shrieking hot take that it was a BIG GAME idiots and to stop following him (in which I gladly obliged).

That was Tommy Cook. I basically agree with what he was saying (even if he got a tad hysterical, probably because it was late at night and he's young and it was past his bedtime). Anyway, he's still one of my favorite Cub-follows.

Well have fun with that, then.

Eli's right - he is good.

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Re: I admit it...
« Reply #2545 on: May 06, 2015, 01:42:20 PM »
So SKO has a heavily pregnant wife, a fucking cat, and is surrounded by young girls wearing skimpy shit and we're wondering why he's channeled so much anger into each Cub result?

I'm no rocket surgeon but case fuckin closed I get it man. I get it.

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Re: I admit it...
« Reply #2546 on: May 06, 2015, 01:49:19 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on May 06, 2015, 01:40:04 PM
Quote from: PANK! on May 06, 2015, 11:40:35 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 06, 2015, 11:34:46 AM
Quote from: PANK! on May 06, 2015, 11:27:49 AM
There was some fuckhead Monday who called people who wouldn't agree with his shrieking hot take that it was a BIG GAME idiots and to stop following him (in which I gladly obliged).

That was Tommy Cook. I basically agree with what he was saying (even if he got a tad hysterical, probably because it was late at night and he's young and it was past his bedtime). Anyway, he's still one of my favorite Cub-follows.

Well have fun with that, then.

Eli's right - he is good.

Not sure how I feel about taking the word of the two most prolific tweeters I know as to who else is a good follow.

It's like asking a fat person what food is good. 
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Re: I admit it...
« Reply #2547 on: May 06, 2015, 01:53:06 PM »
Quote from: Eli on May 06, 2015, 11:38:18 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 06, 2015, 11:14:20 AM
I think we've spent so much time around this place and on twitter mocking meatballs and Fros that we've lost the ability to distinguish between people who are actually screaming "DOOM" and people who are just bitching that the team is sucking in the here and now and angrily suggesting ways to fix it. There's no nuance left.

DPD, but this is well said.

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Re: I admit it...
« Reply #2548 on: May 06, 2015, 01:53:31 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on May 06, 2015, 01:49:19 PM
Quote from: Slaky on May 06, 2015, 01:40:04 PM
Quote from: PANK! on May 06, 2015, 11:40:35 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 06, 2015, 11:34:46 AM
Quote from: PANK! on May 06, 2015, 11:27:49 AM
There was some fuckhead Monday who called people who wouldn't agree with his shrieking hot take that it was a BIG GAME idiots and to stop following him (in which I gladly obliged).

That was Tommy Cook. I basically agree with what he was saying (even if he got a tad hysterical, probably because it was late at night and he's young and it was past his bedtime). Anyway, he's still one of my favorite Cub-follows.

Well have fun with that, then.

Eli's right - he is good.

Not sure how I feel about taking the word of the two most prolific tweeters I know as to who else is a good follow.

It's like asking a fat person what food is good. 

Pen apparently prefers to get his dietary advice from anorexics with food sensitivities and his Twitter advice from people who created an account years ago that they never update.
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Re: I admit it...
« Reply #2549 on: May 06, 2015, 01:57:01 PM »
Quote from: Bort on May 06, 2015, 01:53:31 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on May 06, 2015, 01:49:19 PM
Quote from: Slaky on May 06, 2015, 01:40:04 PM
Quote from: PANK! on May 06, 2015, 11:40:35 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 06, 2015, 11:34:46 AM
Quote from: PANK! on May 06, 2015, 11:27:49 AM
There was some fuckhead Monday who called people who wouldn't agree with his shrieking hot take that it was a BIG GAME idiots and to stop following him (in which I gladly obliged).

That was Tommy Cook. I basically agree with what he was saying (even if he got a tad hysterical, probably because it was late at night and he's young and it was past his bedtime). Anyway, he's still one of my favorite Cub-follows.

Well have fun with that, then.

Eli's right - he is good.

Not sure how I feel about taking the word of the two most prolific tweeters I know as to who else is a good follow.

It's like asking a fat person what food is good. 

Pen apparently prefers to get his dietary advice from anorexics with food sensitivities and his Twitter advice from people who created an account years ago that they never update.

So, who does Kermit recommend?