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thehawk
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Fork, when will he be back?
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November 04, 2009, 05:06:10 PM »
http://www.usatoday.com/sports/baseball/nl/2009-11-04-2316820642_x.htm
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Brownie
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Re: Fork, when will he be back?
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November 04, 2009, 05:40:28 PM »
Sully suggests mid-April.
Wittenmeyer suggests DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
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Fork
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Re: Fork, when will he be back?
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November 04, 2009, 05:50:29 PM »
Just a debridement?
If nothing had to be reattached or sewn together,
based upon other major league pitchers' recovery times
, I'd think he might be ready to go by Spring Training.
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Brownie
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Re: Fork, when will he be back?
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Quote from: Fork on November 04, 2009, 05:50:29 PM
Just a debridement?
If nothing had to be reattached or sewn together,
based upon other major league pitchers' recovery times
, I'd think he might be ready to go by Spring Training.
I report
, you decide.
I didn't even read Gordo. I killed enough brain cells this week.
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Re: Fork, when will he be back?
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Quote from: Fork on November 04, 2009, 05:50:29 PM
Just a debridement?
If nothing had to be reattached or sewn together,
based upon other major league pitchers' recovery times
, I'd think he might be ready to go by Spring Training.
Since I'm in the shoulder surgery club and hence have my own worthless experience to draw upon,
cleaning up the shoulder should be no big deal for being ready for spring training. I had shoulder
decompression (that + chiseling out part of my clavicle to make room) and I was back to my normal
shitty non-major league pitcher self in 4-6 months of physical therapy. I figure someone with elite
doctors, elite rehab, and elite physical ability should be ready to pitch again in about 45 minutes.
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Armchair_QB
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Re: Fork, when will he be back?
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November 04, 2009, 10:46:07 PM »
The big question is, does he swing the ax left-handed or right-handed?
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Fork
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Quote from: Armchair_QB on November 04, 2009, 10:46:07 PM
The big question is, does he swing the ax left-handed or right-handed?
He'll go with a chansaw during the rehab period.
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Armchair_QB
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Re: Fork, when will he be back?
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Quote from: Fork on November 04, 2009, 11:20:21 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on November 04, 2009, 10:46:07 PM
The big question is, does he swing the ax left-handed or right-handed?
He'll go with a chansaw during the rehab period.
Those things are heavy.
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Re: Fork, when will he be back?
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Quote from: Armchair_QB on November 05, 2009, 12:04:37 AM
Quote from: Fork on November 04, 2009, 11:20:21 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on November 04, 2009, 10:46:07 PM
The big question is, does he swing the ax left-handed or right-handed?
He'll go with a chansaw during the rehab period.
Those things are heavy.
Two things...
Dexter goes with a needle.
Ted Bundy used to use a sling on a good arm to lure in his prey and lower their psychological defenses... It's going to be a good winter for bloodthirsty lefties...
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Indolent Reader
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Re: Fork, when will he be back?
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November 05, 2009, 10:30:48 AM »
Perhaps BTK until he's fully recovered?
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Andy
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Re: Fork, when will he be back?
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November 06, 2009, 10:38:08 AM »
Brenly was on the Score yesterday and said he figured Ted was going to have some kind of procedure because his fastball was topping out at "83" in the last two starts of the season.
I'm not sure what to believe. That his fastball was only "83" or that anybody was paying attention to the Cubs the last few weeks of the season.
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Armchair_QB
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November 06, 2009, 11:02:27 AM »
In Bob's defense he kinda has to pay attention since they're paying him to.
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Quote from: Armchair_QB on November 06, 2009, 11:02:27 AM
In Bob's defense he kinda has to pay attention since they're paying him to.
Doesn't seem to matter to Santo or Muskrat.
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Armchair_QB
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Quote from: Pre on November 06, 2009, 01:57:01 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on November 06, 2009, 11:02:27 AM
In Bob's defense he kinda has to pay attention since they're paying him to.
Doesn't seem to matter to Santo or Muskrat.
I thought they were paying Santo to check the fax machine and yell "NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"
You got me on Muskrat though.
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Eli
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Re: Fork, when will he be back?
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Quote from: Andy on November 06, 2009, 10:38:08 AM
I'm not sure what to believe. That his fastball was only "83" or that anybody was paying attention to the Cubs the last few weeks of the season.
I wouldn't believe the first part. Theodore's final start against Pissburgh:
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