Fast Eddie isn't such a bad guy

[Brownie]

If Tank Johnson and Urlacher can vouch for Eddie Vrdolyak, how much of a crook can he be?

[Chuck to Chuck]

Urlacher wrote that he met Vrdolyak through Vrdolyak's youngest son, Eddie. He wrote that he felt like part of the family.

Urlacher probably was.  Vrdolyak has a daughter.

[R-V]

So can this be the thread for stories about guys who aren't such bad guys?

It is safe to say Joshua Basso is a moron of epic width. The 29-year-old Tampa man was jonesing for an amorous romp, but he apparently couldn't get a woman the usual way -- you know, by being generally decent and kind. And since he couldn't call the sex lines because his phone was out of minutes, he called the only line he could afford. That would be 911.

Among his classier pickup lines: "Are you gonna pull down your pants?" "You got a nice butt?" He also asked the officer is she had nice boobs. (We're giving you the cleaned-up version here.)

http://www.truecrimereport.com/2009/11/joshua_basso_asks_911_dispatch.php

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Man... Buster Bluth has really let himself go.

[ChuckD]

Man... Buster Bluth has really let himself go.

I sense great vulnerability. A land child crying out for love, an innocent orphan in the post-modern world.

Edit: Vulcrability? Really, SeinfeldScripts.com? Really?

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Man... Buster Bluth has really let himself go.

I sense great vulcrability. A land child crying out for love, an innocent orphan in the post-modern world.

He is a loathsome, offensive brute... yet I can't look away.

[ChuckD]

Man... Buster Bluth has really let himself go.

I sense great vulnerability. A land child crying out for love, an innocent orphan in the post-modern world.

He is a loathsome, offensive brute... yet I can't look away.

He transcends time and space.

[CT III]

Bump.

Looks like Fast Eddie might be headed to the stripey hole after all.

http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2010/01/prosecutors-win-bid-to-have-new-judge-resentence-vrdolyak.html