Lost: The Final Boner

[PenPho]

This has been making the circuit, so figure some have already seen it.

100 Unanswered questions from Lost.

Fairly amusing.

[R-V]

This has been making the circuit, so figure some have already seen it.

100 Unanswered questions from Lost.

Fairly amusing.

Good stuff. If that guy would just spend 10 or 12 hours visiting these links almost all of his questions would be answered.

http://lostpedia.wikia.com/wiki/Portal:Mysterious

[Chuck to Chuck]

This has been making the circuit, so figure some have already seen it.

100 Unanswered questions from Lost.

Fairly amusing.

Good stuff. If that guy would just spend 10 or 12 hours visiting these links almost all of his questions would be answered.

http://lostpedia.wikia.com/wiki/Portal:Mysterious

Or he could just go here and see if the answers wanted were ever answered.  Most likely not.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

This has been making the circuit, so figure some have already seen it.

100 Unanswered questions from Lost.

Fairly amusing.

Good stuff. If that guy would just spend 10 or 12 hours visiting these links almost all of his questions would be answered.

http://lostpedia.wikia.com/wiki/Portal:Mysterious

Or he could just go here and see if the answers wanted were ever answered.  Most likely not.

I like RV's link better because it focuses on stuff that's actually consequential.

As opposed to "What happened during The Tampa Job?" or "What happened to Mikhail's eye?"

(Which, of course, are the very questions keeping Chuck up at night.)

[Chuck to Chuck]

This has been making the circuit, so figure some have already seen it.

100 Unanswered questions from Lost.

Fairly amusing.

Good stuff. If that guy would just spend 10 or 12 hours visiting these links almost all of his questions would be answered.

http://lostpedia.wikia.com/wiki/Portal:Mysterious

Or he could just go here and see if the answers wanted were ever answered.  Most likely not.

I like RV's link better because it focuses on stuff that's actually consequential.

As opposed to "What happened during The Tampa Job?" or "What happened to Mikhail's eye?"

(Which, of course, are the very questions keeping Chuck up at night.)

The pregnancy one is pretty big.  Was kinda a big deal because if Sun got prego on the Island, she was dead.

Heh.  Turned out she was.

[JD]

I finally got around to watching.  I dug it.  A lot.  I don't know what you guys have been saying---that'd be a lot of reading---but I'm guessing some people liked it, some people didn't, and some people kinda did but kinda didn't. 

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

This has been making the circuit, so figure some have already seen it.

100 Unanswered questions from Lost.

Fairly amusing.

Good stuff. If that guy would just spend 10 or 12 hours visiting these links almost all of his questions would be answered.

http://lostpedia.wikia.com/wiki/Portal:Mysterious

Or he could just go here and see if the answers wanted were ever answered.  Most likely not.

I like RV's link better because it focuses on stuff that's actually consequential.

As opposed to "What happened during The Tampa Job?" or "What happened to Mikhail's eye?"

(Which, of course, are the very questions keeping Chuck up at night.)

The pregnancy one is pretty big.

Who said it wasn't?

(And why am I even bothering?)

[R-V]

This has been making the circuit, so figure some have already seen it.

100 Unanswered questions from Lost.

Fairly amusing.

Good stuff. If that guy would just spend 10 or 12 hours visiting these links almost all of his questions would be answered.

http://lostpedia.wikia.com/wiki/Portal:Mysterious

Or he could just go here and see if the answers wanted were ever answered.  Most likely not.

I like RV's link better because it focuses on stuff that's actually consequential.

As opposed to "What happened during The Tampa Job?" or "What happened to Mikhail's eye?"

(Which, of course, are the very questions keeping Chuck up at night.)

The pregnancy one is pretty big.

Who said it wasn't?

(And why am I even bothering?)

OK, I'll take the bait and piss off Pen by posting yet another message on the internet.

Before the Incident, everything was fine. As evidenced by the birth of Ethan.

The Incident caused some crazy electromagnetic/radiation stuff that messed with fetuses. So no babies. Ben brought Juliet to try to solve it, but she couldn't. So the Others stole some kids from the tail section to try to repopulate.

Claire didn't get pregnant on the Island, so she was fine. Sun got pregnant on the Island, but gave birth off it, so she was fine. I think that about covers it.

[Slaky]

This has been making the circuit, so figure some have already seen it.

100 Unanswered questions from Lost.

Fairly amusing.

Good stuff. If that guy would just spend 10 or 12 hours visiting these links almost all of his questions would be answered.

http://lostpedia.wikia.com/wiki/Portal:Mysterious

Or he could just go here and see if the answers wanted were ever answered.  Most likely not.

I like RV's link better because it focuses on stuff that's actually consequential.

As opposed to "What happened during The Tampa Job?" or "What happened to Mikhail's eye?"

(Which, of course, are the very questions keeping Chuck up at night.)

The pregnancy one is pretty big.

Who said it wasn't?

(And why am I even bothering?)

OK, I'll take the bait and piss off Pen by posting yet another message on the internet.

Before the Incident, everything was fine. As evidenced by the birth of Ethan.

The Incident caused some crazy electromagnetic/radiation stuff that messed with fetuses. So no babies. Ben brought Juliet to try to solve it, but she couldn't. So the Others stole some kids from the tail section to try to repopulate.

Claire didn't get pregnant on the Island, so she was fine. Sun got pregnant on the Island, but gave birth off it, so she was fine. I think that about covers it.

Turn off the lights and shut her down.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

This has been making the circuit, so figure some have already seen it.

100 Unanswered questions from Lost.

Fairly amusing.

Good stuff. If that guy would just spend 10 or 12 hours visiting these links almost all of his questions would be answered.

http://lostpedia.wikia.com/wiki/Portal:Mysterious

Or he could just go here and see if the answers wanted were ever answered.  Most likely not.

I like RV's link better because it focuses on stuff that's actually consequential.

As opposed to "What happened during The Tampa Job?" or "What happened to Mikhail's eye?"

(Which, of course, are the very questions keeping Chuck up at night.)

The pregnancy one is pretty big.

Who said it wasn't?

(And why am I even bothering?)

OK, I'll take the bait and piss off Pen by posting yet another message on the internet.

Before the Incident, everything was fine. As evidenced by the birth of Ethan.

The Incident caused some crazy electromagnetic/radiation stuff that messed with fetuses. So no babies. Ben brought Juliet to try to solve it, but she couldn't. So the Others stole some kids from the tail section to try to repopulate.

Claire didn't get pregnant on the Island, so she was fine. Sun got pregnant on the Island, but gave birth off it, so she was fine. I think that about covers it.

Turn off the lights and shut her down.

But wait!

How did the real Henry Gale die?

[PenPho]

This has been making the circuit, so figure some have already seen it.

100 Unanswered questions from Lost.

Fairly amusing.

Good stuff. If that guy would just spend 10 or 12 hours visiting these links almost all of his questions would be answered.

http://lostpedia.wikia.com/wiki/Portal:Mysterious

Or he could just go here and see if the answers wanted were ever answered.  Most likely not.

I like RV's link better because it focuses on stuff that's actually consequential.

As opposed to "What happened during The Tampa Job?" or "What happened to Mikhail's eye?"

(Which, of course, are the very questions keeping Chuck up at night.)

The pregnancy one is pretty big.

Who said it wasn't?

(And why am I even bothering?)

OK, I'll take the bait and piss off Pen by posting yet another message on the internet.

Before the Incident, everything was fine. As evidenced by the birth of Ethan.

The Incident caused some crazy electromagnetic/radiation stuff that messed with fetuses. So no babies. Ben brought Juliet to try to solve it, but she couldn't. So the Others stole some kids from the tail section to try to repopulate.

Claire didn't get pregnant on the Island, so she was fine. Sun got pregnant on the Island, but gave birth off it, so she was fine. I think that about covers it.

Turn off the lights and shut her down.

But wait!

How did the real Henry Gale die?

Hot air balloon crash.

[Richard Chuggar]

This has been making the circuit, so figure some have already seen it.

100 Unanswered questions from Lost.

Fairly amusing.

Good stuff. If that guy would just spend 10 or 12 hours visiting these links almost all of his questions would be answered.

http://lostpedia.wikia.com/wiki/Portal:Mysterious

Or he could just go here and see if the answers wanted were ever answered.  Most likely not.

I like RV's link better because it focuses on stuff that's actually consequential.

As opposed to "What happened during The Tampa Job?" or "What happened to Mikhail's eye?"

(Which, of course, are the very questions keeping Chuck up at night.)

The pregnancy one is pretty big.

Who said it wasn't?

(And why am I even bothering?)

OK, I'll take the bait and piss off Pen by posting yet another message on the internet.

Before the Incident, everything was fine. As evidenced by the birth of Ethan.

The Incident caused some crazy electromagnetic/radiation stuff that messed with fetuses. So no babies. Ben brought Juliet to try to solve it, but she couldn't. So the Others stole some kids from the tail section to try to repopulate.

Claire didn't get pregnant on the Island, so she was fine. Sun got pregnant on the Island, but gave birth off it, so she was fine. I think that about covers it.

Turn off the lights and shut her down.

But wait!

How did the real Henry Gale die?

Hot air balloon crash.

More likely a gang shooting or something like that.

[Richard Chuggar]

http://blog.zap2it.com/frominsidethebox/2010/05/lost-michael-emerson-promises-an-epilogue-on-the-dvd.html

[PenPho]

Despite everything else...I'm just kind of glad this is over now and I can have my life back.

It was an entertaining 6 years, some of the best television I've ever seen at certain peaks, along with definitely the most confusing TV as well.

But now, after all this time, I'm just glad to move on.

Not THIS.

It's Tuesday, Lost isn't on, and I'm sad.

[Slaky]

Despite everything else...I'm just kind of glad this is over now and I can have my life back.

It was an entertaining 6 years, some of the best television I've ever seen at certain peaks, along with definitely the most confusing TV as well.

But now, after all this time, I'm just glad to move on.

Not THIS.

It's Tuesday, Lost isn't on, and I'm sad.

Justified is on.