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Sterling Archer
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« Reply #75 on: March 06, 2010, 11:56:39 PM »

I'm sure he'll be this year's Patton...

Not sure I get you...



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« Reply #76 on: March 07, 2010, 12:11:37 AM »

He pitches like crap through a goose?
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« Reply #77 on: March 07, 2010, 12:16:19 AM »

Seems to reflect some sort of pathological ideation regarding epaulets.
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« Reply #78 on: March 07, 2010, 12:40:35 AM »

My one disappointment in regards to Silva is that he won't be around for bumpage of this thread during the season

For reals?  The one thing I like about him is that he is on pace to not make the team.

It makes a lot of things clearer to me knowing that you're more excited about the idea
of bumping a negative thread on an internet message board than the idea of having a
decent 5th starter.

I think he's disappointed about not being able to bump a thread with Christina Hendricks' hogans.
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« Reply #79 on: March 07, 2010, 01:47:51 PM »


I think he's disappointed about not being able to bump a thread with Christina Hendricks' hogans.



Just stay away from her sans-makeup face.
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« Reply #80 on: March 07, 2010, 02:12:58 PM »


I think he's disappointed about not being able to bump a thread with Christina Hendricks' hogans.



Just stay away from her sans-makeup face.

Why? Because she's still good looking?
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« Reply #81 on: March 07, 2010, 02:28:29 PM »

My one disappointment in regards to Silva is that he won't be around for bumpage of this thread during the season

For reals?  The one thing I like about him is that he is on pace to not make the team.

It makes a lot of things clearer to me knowing that you're more excited about the idea
of bumping a negative thread on an internet message board than the idea of having a
decent 5th starter.

It's clear that I think the Cubs won't be dumb enough to keep him on the roster on Opening Day?
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« Reply #82 on: March 07, 2010, 11:26:14 PM »


I think he's disappointed about not being able to bump a thread with Christina Hendricks' hogans.



Just stay away from her sans-makeup face.

Why? Because she's still good looking?

Seriously.  I'd be pretty happy coming home to see that every night.  Finding an unflattering photo of a human being is the easiest thing to cherry-pick about someone in the world.  And yet Internet Chuck managed to chuck that up.  Bra-vo.
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« Reply #83 on: March 08, 2010, 08:35:36 AM »

Fuck you Carlos Silva, you fat piece of shit.
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« Reply #84 on: March 08, 2010, 11:30:08 AM »


I think he's disappointed about not being able to bump a thread with Christina Hendricks' hogans.



Just stay away from her sans-makeup face.

Why? Because she's still good looking?

Seriously.  I'd be pretty happy coming home to see that every night.  Finding an unflattering photo of a human being is the easiest thing to cherry-pick about someone in the world.  And yet Internet Chuck managed to chuck that up.  Bra-vo.

This is the reason we let IAN take care of our "ugly pictures of hot women" needs.
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« Reply #85 on: March 08, 2010, 07:30:41 PM »


I think he's disappointed about not being able to bump a thread with Christina Hendricks' hogans.



Just stay away from her sans-makeup face.

Why? Because she's still good looking?

Seriously.  I'd be pretty happy coming home to see that every night.  Finding an unflattering photo of a human being is the easiest thing to cherry-pick about someone in the world.  And yet Internet Chuck managed to chuck that up.  Bra-vo.

This is the reason we let IAN take care of our "ugly pictures of hot women" needs.

Sans penis, of course.
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« Reply #86 on: March 16, 2010, 05:28:01 PM »

The fat plug had a good game today. 4 IP, no hits, no runs and 3 ks. No walks either. One HBP marred an otherwise perfect outing.

Damn you.
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« Reply #87 on: March 16, 2010, 06:05:41 PM »

The fat plug had a good game today. 4 IP, no hits, no runs and 3 ks. No walks either. One HBP marred an otherwise perfect outing.

Damn you.

That's 7 straight scoreless...
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« Reply #88 on: March 16, 2010, 06:46:46 PM »

Carlos Silva will be a Cub. Warm up the vocal chords people. I'm not backing down from anything I said earlier in this thread.
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« Reply #89 on: March 17, 2010, 09:06:31 AM »

I'm not sure how I'm going to feel if this guy is, you know, good and stuff.

But I'm confident I won't have the chance to find out.
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