Let's look forward to the Viking Dongpocalypse

[thehawk]

Jay Cutler looked like he was having fun out there.

[Weebs]

Jay Cutler looked like he was having fun out there.

Brett Favre has fun winning.  Brett Favre is not having fun tonight.  Brett Favre.

[Slaky]

I don't care what happens to Lovie right now; that was satisfyin'. Like scratching an itch. Mmmmmhmmm.

[CT III]

I don't care what happens to Lovie right now; that was satisfyin'. Like scratching an itch. Mmmmmhmmm.

I would say it was satisfying like kicking some dude you hate in the dick, but that's me.

[Pre]

I don't care what happens to Lovie right now; that was satisfyin'. Like scratching an itch. Mmmmmhmmm.

Williams played really well on the left side tonight against Allen.

What's the cap hit waiving Pace?  Anyone without much to live for want
to kill him for us?  BC? Weebs?

[R-V]

I don't care what happens to Lovie right now; that was satisfyin'. Like scratching an itch. Mmmmmhmmm.

I would say it was satisfying like kicking some dude you hate in the dick, but that's me.

I'm savoring it like a mouthful of bacon-wrapped cocktail weenies. Mmm hmm.

[CT III]

I don't care what happens to Lovie right now; that was satisfyin'. Like scratching an itch. Mmmmmhmmm.

Williams played really well on the left side tonight against Allen.

What's the cap hit waiving Pace?  Anyone without much to live for want
to kill him for us?  BC? Weebs?

I'm drunk, but Brad Biggs of the Sun-Times says:

http://blogs.suntimes.com/bears/2009/04/dollars_and_sense_the_orlando.html
2009

$1 million signing bonus
$3.4 million roster bonus
$250,000 workout bonus
$1.35 million base salary

Total: $6 million
Cap number: $5,333,333

2010

$250,000 workout bonus
$3.75 million base salary

Total: $4 million
Cap number: $4,333,333

2011

$250,000 workout bonus
$4.75 million base salary

Total: $5 million
Cap number: $5,333,333

Not sure what Brad Biggs of the Tribune says.

As far as I can figure, base salary means shit.  The only impact release of the player has is that signing and roster bonuses immediately count against the cap, instead of being pro-rated for the remainder.  Since the deal is 3 years I think that releasing Pace would mean an extremely managable $2.325 cap hit.  Maybe.  Only Oleg knows for sure.

Except I think next year is going to be uncapped anyway, so fuck it, release that washed up piece of shit.

[Yeti]

I don't care what happens to Lovie right now; that was satisfyin'. Like scratching an itch. Mmmmmhmmm.

Williams played really well on the left side tonight against Allen.

What's the cap hit waiving Pace?  Anyone without much to live for want
to kill him for us?  BC? Weebs?

THI. I think they mentioned later that he had 2 tackles as of the OT. I'm disappointed that this great Bears play hasn't been shown all year. It was a pretty impressive performance by all.

[CubFaninHydePark]

I don't care what happens to Lovie right now; that was satisfyin'. Like scratching an itch. Mmmmmhmmm.

I would say it was satisfying like kicking some dude you hate in the dick, but that's me.

I'm savoring it like a mouthful of bacon-wrapped cocktail weenies. Mmm hmm.

http://www.shockinghumor.com/soundboards/4145/Homer_Simpson_Soundboard_-_2

Page 3, 2nd row, middle.

[Oleg]

I don't care what happens to Lovie right now; that was satisfyin'. Like scratching an itch. Mmmmmhmmm.

Williams played really well on the left side tonight against Allen.

What's the cap hit waiving Pace?  Anyone without much to live for want
to kill him for us?  BC? Weebs?

I'm drunk, but Brad Biggs of the Sun-Times says:

http://blogs.suntimes.com/bears/2009/04/dollars_and_sense_the_orlando.html
2009

$1 million signing bonus
$3.4 million roster bonus
$250,000 workout bonus
$1.35 million base salary

Total: $6 million
Cap number: $5,333,333

2010

$250,000 workout bonus
$3.75 million base salary

Total: $4 million
Cap number: $4,333,333

2011

$250,000 workout bonus
$4.75 million base salary

Total: $5 million
Cap number: $5,333,333

Not sure what Brad Biggs of the Tribune says.

As far as I can figure, base salary means shit.  The only impact release of the player has is that signing and roster bonuses immediately count against the cap, instead of being pro-rated for the remainder.  Since the deal is 3 years I think that releasing Pace would mean an extremely managable $2.325 cap hit.  Maybe.  Only Oleg knows for sure.

Except I think next year is going to be uncapped anyway, so fuck it, release that washed up piece of shit.

If those numbers are accurate, I think releasing Pace means $666,667 against the cap next year; or 2/3 of the signing bonus.  I have no idea what that would mean to an uncapped year.

[Yeti]

I don't care what happens to Lovie right now; that was satisfyin'. Like scratching an itch. Mmmmmhmmm.

I would say it was satisfying like kicking some dude you hate in the dick, but that's me.

I'm savoring it like a mouthful of bacon-wrapped cocktail weenies. Mmm hmm.

http://www.shockinghumor.com/soundboards/4145/Homer_Simpson_Soundboard_-_2

Page 3, 2nd row, middle.

Thanks for giving me a site that wants me to install a toolbar.

[CubFaninHydePark]

I don't care what happens to Lovie right now; that was satisfyin'. Like scratching an itch. Mmmmmhmmm.

I would say it was satisfying like kicking some dude you hate in the dick, but that's me.

I'm savoring it like a mouthful of bacon-wrapped cocktail weenies. Mmm hmm.

http://www.shockinghumor.com/soundboards/4145/Homer_Simpson_Soundboard_-_2

Page 3, 2nd row, middle.

Thanks for giving me a site that wants me to install a toolbar.

Sorry--didn't give me that option on a Mac or in Firefox.

[Internet Apex]

I have two tickets to last night's game, if anyone's interested.

[MAD]

How badly do I hate the Vikings?  I want the Bears to beat them, even if it means Lovie is back next year.

If Lovie comes back, last night will have had little or nothing to do with it.  Anyone else enjoy how, two weeks after he burned through all of his timeouts like a heroin addict 4 days from payday, he pocketed two timeouts at the end of regulation?  The only time all night I think agreed with Gruden was when he pointed out that the Bears should have been using their timeouts during that hillbilly fuck's game-tying drive.  I guess Lovie's strategy revolved around winning the coin toss and using their advantageous field positon to win the game in OT.  I've gone from defending this guy two months ago to absoultely wanting to punch him in his spleen while praying for his departure.

And it's nice to win games and not have the lingering bitterness that accompanies a lesser draft pick.  Fuck Denver.

[Powdered Toast Man]

Thank you, Bears.