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ChuckD

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Re: DDD
« Reply #90 on: March 09, 2010, 08:37:58 AM »
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Is she dating McLovin?

I can understand his expression, but why is she smiling?

Because he has a much bigger cock than all of you think

Because he can play "Foggy Mountain Breakdown" on banjo with his tongue.

Because she has enormous, beautiful breasts.

Because she saw someone slip on a banana peel and fall down.
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thehawk

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Re: DDD
« Reply #91 on: March 09, 2010, 08:48:44 AM »
Quote from: ChuckD on March 09, 2010, 08:37:58 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 09, 2010, 08:22:57 AM
Quote from: Fork on March 09, 2010, 07:14:58 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 08, 2010, 08:55:04 PM
Quote from: CBStew on March 08, 2010, 06:31:27 PM
Quote from: fiveouts on March 08, 2010, 02:18:34 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 08, 2010, 12:24:50 PM
Sauce shelf and the luckiest nerd alive.






Is she dating McLovin?

I can understand his expression, but why is she smiling?

Because he has a much bigger cock than all of you think

Because he can play "Foggy Mountain Breakdown" on banjo with his tongue.

Because she has enormous, beautiful breasts.

Because she saw someone slip on a banana peel and fall down.

Because I just wanted to post this picture one more time
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Jon

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Re: DDD
« Reply #92 on: March 09, 2010, 09:11:17 AM »
Quote from: thehawk on March 09, 2010, 08:48:44 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on March 09, 2010, 08:37:58 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 09, 2010, 08:22:57 AM
Quote from: Fork on March 09, 2010, 07:14:58 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 08, 2010, 08:55:04 PM
Quote from: CBStew on March 08, 2010, 06:31:27 PM
Quote from: fiveouts on March 08, 2010, 02:18:34 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 08, 2010, 12:24:50 PM
Sauce shelf and the luckiest nerd alive.






Is she dating McLovin?

I can understand his expression, but why is she smiling?

Because he has a much bigger cock than all of you think

Because he can play "Foggy Mountain Breakdown" on banjo with his tongue.

Because she has enormous, beautiful breasts.

Because she saw someone slip on a banana peel and fall down.

Because I just wanted to post this picture one more time


Because something something something.
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Yeti

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Re: DDD
« Reply #93 on: March 09, 2010, 10:12:22 AM »
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Slaky

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Re: DDD
« Reply #94 on: March 12, 2010, 09:26:30 AM »
I've got a friend who doesn't think she's attractive at all. Just a pale redhead with big boobs. Said he could find tons of girls hotter than her just walking down the street.

I don't even...
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Ivy6

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Re: DDD
« Reply #95 on: March 12, 2010, 10:02:07 AM »
Quote from: Slack-E on March 12, 2010, 09:26:30 AM
I've got a friend who doesn't think she's attractive at all. Just a pale redhead with big boobs. Said he could find tons of girls hotter than her just walking down the street.

I don't even...

I'm with him on the middle part.
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flannj

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Re: DDD
« Reply #96 on: March 12, 2010, 10:22:22 AM »
Quote from: Slack-E on March 12, 2010, 09:26:30 AM
I've got a friend who doesn't think she's attractive at all. Just a pale redhead with big boobs. Said he could find tons of girls hotter than her just walking down the street.

I don't even...

That must be some neighborhood he's walking through.
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Slaky

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Re: DDD
« Reply #97 on: March 12, 2010, 10:42:09 AM »
Quote from: Ivy6 on March 12, 2010, 10:02:07 AM
Quote from: Slack-E on March 12, 2010, 09:26:30 AM
I've got a friend who doesn't think she's attractive at all. Just a pale redhead with big boobs. Said he could find tons of girls hotter than her just walking down the street.

I don't even...

I'm with him on the middle part.

I'm not going to argue. Everyone has different tastes and some people don't like redheads. That's fine.

His favorite actress, however, is Drew Barrymore.
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CT III

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Re: DDD
« Reply #98 on: March 12, 2010, 10:48:57 AM »
Quote from: Slack-E on March 12, 2010, 10:42:09 AM
Quote from: Ivy6 on March 12, 2010, 10:02:07 AM
Quote from: Slack-E on March 12, 2010, 09:26:30 AM
I've got a friend who doesn't think she's attractive at all. Just a pale redhead with big boobs. Said he could find tons of girls hotter than her just walking down the street.

I don't even...

I'm with him on the middle part.

I'm not going to argue. Everyone has different tastes and some people don't like redheads. That's fine.

His favorite actress, however, is Drew Barrymore.

Why didn't you just tell he was gay at the beginning of the story?
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Bort

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Re: DDD
« Reply #99 on: March 12, 2010, 10:51:11 AM »
Quote from: CT III on March 12, 2010, 10:48:57 AM
Quote from: Slack-E on March 12, 2010, 10:42:09 AM
Quote from: Ivy6 on March 12, 2010, 10:02:07 AM
Quote from: Slack-E on March 12, 2010, 09:26:30 AM
I've got a friend who doesn't think she's attractive at all. Just a pale redhead with big boobs. Said he could find tons of girls hotter than her just walking down the street.

I don't even...

I'm with him on the middle part.

I'm not going to argue. Everyone has different tastes and some people don't like redheads. That's fine.

His favorite actress, however, is Drew Barrymore.

Why didn't you just tell he was gay at the beginning of the story?

That was the twist ending, CT. Haven't you watched that one M. Night Schylamanannan movie?
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Slaky

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Re: DDD
« Reply #100 on: March 12, 2010, 02:20:54 PM »
Quote from: Bort on March 12, 2010, 10:51:11 AM
Quote from: CT III on March 12, 2010, 10:48:57 AM
Quote from: Slack-E on March 12, 2010, 10:42:09 AM
Quote from: Ivy6 on March 12, 2010, 10:02:07 AM
Quote from: Slack-E on March 12, 2010, 09:26:30 AM
I've got a friend who doesn't think she's attractive at all. Just a pale redhead with big boobs. Said he could find tons of girls hotter than her just walking down the street.

I don't even...

I'm with him on the middle part.

I'm not going to argue. Everyone has different tastes and some people don't like redheads. That's fine.

His favorite actress, however, is Drew Barrymore.

Why didn't you just tell he was gay at the beginning of the story?

That was the twist ending, CT. Haven't you watched that one M. Night Schylamanannan movie?

I just blew your minds.
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BH

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Re: DDD
« Reply #101 on: March 12, 2010, 02:26:35 PM »
She's very hot.
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Armchair_QB

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Re: DDD
« Reply #102 on: March 12, 2010, 02:32:18 PM »
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Re: DDD
« Reply #103 on: March 15, 2010, 12:39:31 PM »

I had a nightmare that she was my mother and I was bottle fed.
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Gilgamesh

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Re: DDD
« Reply #104 on: March 15, 2010, 12:47:19 PM »
Quote from: Fork on March 15, 2010, 12:39:31 PM

I had a nightmare that she was my mother and I was bottle fed.

Yeah, but that still means you'd have to pass through her ... nevermind.
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