Desipio 2010 Group Outing

[Jon]

I like beer.  And I like bars.  And I like strippers.  Wait, what were we talking about?

Obviously lunch buffets.

If I hate and fear the suburbs, I'm not going all the way to LA.

[Gil Gunderson]

I like beer.  And I like bars.  And I like strippers.  Wait, what were we talking about?

Obviously lunch buffets.

YOU'RE STEALING MY BIT!!!!!@#@$!

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

I like beer.  And I like bars.  And I like strippers.  Wait, what were we talking about?

Obviously lunch buffets.

If I hate and fear the suburbs, I'm not going all the way to LA Peoria.

Might as well be Iowa'd

[SKO]

I like beer.  And I like bars.  And I like strippers.  Wait, what were we talking about?

Obviously lunch buffets.

If I hate and fear the suburbs, I'm not going all the way to LA Peoria.

Might as well be Iowa'd

Iowa wouldn't work. None of us live there. NONE OF US.

[Jon]

I like beer.  And I like bars.  And I like strippers.  Wait, what were we talking about?

Obviously lunch buffets.

If I hate and fear the suburbs, I'm not going all the way to LA Peoria.

Might as well be Iowa'd

Iowa wouldn't work. None of us live there. NONE OF US.

You finally moved out of Iowa? I thought you were a Hawkeye for life.

[Kermit IV]

I like beer.  And I like bars.  And I like strippers.  Wait, what were we talking about?

I second Oleg's implied plan to rent out a bar and hire naked bartenders.

[Fork]

I like beer.  And I like bars.  And I like strippers.  Wait, what were we talking about?

I second Oleg's implied plan to rent out a bar and hire naked bartenders.

Just to be clear - we're talking female bartenders, right?

[Kermit IV]

I like beer.  And I like bars.  And I like strippers.  Wait, what were we talking about?

I second Oleg's implied plan to rent out a bar and hire naked bartenders.

Just to be clear - we're talking female bartenders, right?

No.  I like cock.

[Fork]

I like beer.  And I like bars.  And I like strippers.  Wait, what were we talking about?

I second Oleg's implied plan to rent out a bar and hire naked bartenders.

Just to be clear - we're talking female bartenders, right?

No.  I like cock.

It was directed more at Oleg, but good to know. It'll be entered in the datase.

[JD]

I like beer.  And I like bars.  And I like strippers.  Wait, what were we talking about?

I second Oleg's implied plan to rent out a bar and hire naked bartenders.

Just to be clear - we're talking female bartenders, right?

No.  I like Hartley cock.

[Andy]

So this has only been a thread for 12 days and I just now saw it.  I should read my own messageboard once and a while.

[Kermit IV]

So this has only been a thread for 12 days and I just now saw it.  I should read my own messageboard once and a while.

I'll keep you posted on what's happening on the message board if you let me know if anything important happens in the Shoutbox.

[JD]

So this has only been a thread for 12 days and I just now saw it.  I should read my own messageboard once and a while.

I'm not around much, either, but here's what I've gathered:

BK likes soccer
field goals make Yeti's nuts quiver in anticipation
you've humped your hand/women for over 20 hours in the past 21 years


There are other things going on(some stupid political/video game threads that no one really cares about and won't die), but nothing you need to concern yourself with.  You're the leader of this here place and you need to get those batteries charged up for the coming Cubs World Series run. We want quasi-Daily Doses and fewer tweets.  No one reads tweets.  Tweets are for soccer fans and teenyboppers.  You just look for the threads with JD posts and we'll all be sittin in butter come October.  Or ROCKtober as we'll probably call it.

[Yeti]

So this has only been a thread for 12 days and I just now saw it.  I should read my own messageboard once and a while.

I'm not around much, either, but here's what I've gathered:

BK likes soccer
field goals make Yeti's nuts quiver in anticipation
you've humped your hand/women for over 20 hours in the past 21 years


There are other things going on(some stupid political/video game threads that no one really cares about and won't die), but nothing you need to concern yourself with.  You're the leader of this here place and you need to get those batteries charged up for the coming Cubs World Series run. We want quasi-Daily Doses and fewer tweets.  No one reads tweets.  Tweets are for soccer fans and teenyboppers.  You just look for the threads with JD posts and we'll all be sittin in butter come October.  Or ROCKtober as we'll probably call it.

IAN's going to get jealous of you. You're stealing my man-love.

[JD]

So this has only been a thread for 12 days and I just now saw it.  I should read my own messageboard once and a while.

I'm not around much, either, but here's what I've gathered:

BK likes soccer
field goals make Yeti's nuts quiver in anticipation
you've humped your hand/women for over 20 hours in the past 21 years


There are other things going on(some stupid political/video game threads that no one really cares about and won't die), but nothing you need to concern yourself with.  You're the leader of this here place and you need to get those batteries charged up for the coming Cubs World Series run. We want quasi-Daily Doses and fewer tweets.  No one reads tweets.  Tweets are for soccer fans and teenyboppers.  You just look for the threads with JD posts and we'll all be sittin in butter come October.  Or ROCKtober as we'll probably call it.

IAN's going to get jealous of you. You're stealing my man-love.

So, now you're gonna challenge ME to a swordfight, too?  It's gonna be awfully stimulating with you, me, Hartley, BK, and IAN.  We'll have to pair up.  And, in that case, we should have to have a tourney with seeds and numbers and such.  But, then someone will be left out.  They always are.  And Jim Boeheim will make a big fuss about just letting EVERYONE in.  No, let's forget about the competition aspect of it and just have a swordfight exhibition.  We could still charge people to watch and even put it on the youtube.  It'll be steak sauces.