So this has only been a thread for 12 days and I just now saw it. I should read my own messageboard once and a while.
I'm not around much, either, but here's what I've gathered:
BK likes soccer
field goals make Yeti's nuts quiver in anticipation
you've humped your hand/women for over 20 hours in the past 21 years
There are other things going on(some stupid political/video game threads that no one really cares about and won't die), but nothing you need to concern yourself with. You're the leader of this here place and you need to get those batteries charged up for the coming Cubs World Series run. We want quasi-Daily Doses and fewer tweets. No one reads tweets. Tweets are for soccer fans and teenyboppers. You just look for the threads with JD posts and we'll all be sittin in butter come October. Or ROCKtober as we'll probably call it.
I got high of this post.