Sammy Must Really Miss Michael Jackson...

[Philberto]

He turned white after finding out Mark McGwire got a job as a hitting coach.

There you go. You're like 2-for-2 with a double right now. How bout a pinch runner?

Sorry, my leg hurts.

Sure, Hayes

[PenFoe]

Buddy of mine at the office found this rather fortuitous bobblehead of Sammy from back in the day.

I'm not saying that the fine folks at Forever Collectibles knew this was coming, but this seems rather precognitive.

[BH]

Buddy of mine at the office found this rather fortuitous bobblehead of Sammy from back in the day.

I'm not saying that the fine folks at Forever Collectibles knew this was coming, but this seems rather precognitive.

That's pretty sweet that your friends collect dolls.

[PenFoe]

Buddy of mine at the office found this rather fortuitous bobblehead of Sammy from back in the day.

I'm not saying that the fine folks at Forever Collectibles knew this was coming, but this seems rather precognitive.

That's pretty sweet that your friends collect dolls.

It's not a doll, it's an ACTION FIGURE!

[Sterling Archer]

Doug Glanville: Not a fan of Sammy's body.  Or steroids.

[Sterling Archer]

The second guy quoted is our friend Kap, so you know this is worth reading.

[Sterling Archer]

The most-coveted TPD, for this: Life coach Mike Remlinger has some broken wood he'd like to sell you.

Schulte says the bat barrel, in which cork is visible, was authenticated by Remlinger and PSA/DNA Authentication Services, and could bring in excess of $10,000. Bidding was still at the starting price of $750 late Friday and ends Oct. 31. The handle's whereabouts are unclear.

Remlinger now works in the emerging field of life coaching, advising young athletes on improving their performance and charting a life outside of sports — a path he says he chose after making some bad decisions in his own life.

"I did try contacting Sammy about it last year to see if he wanted it back," says Remlinger, adding that this is the only item from his playing days that he's selling. "His personal assistant said Sammy was interested in getting it back, and he'd get in touch with me, but I never heard from him.

"Hopefully this won't be something that the people with the Cubs will see as a negative, and (say that) I shouldn't have done what I'm doing. To me, this is an item for the public and has more service to be out there than to be sitting in my closet."

[Fork]

Remlinger now works in the emerging field of life coaching, advising young athletes on improving their performance and charting a life outside of sports — a path he says he chose after making some bad decisions in his own life.

You mean the Cubs had Kenny Fucking Powers and we never knew it?

[Tonker]

Remlinger now works in the emerging field of life coaching, advising young athletes on improving their performance and charting a life outside of sports — a path he says he chose after making some bad decisions in his own life.

You mean the Cubs had Kenny Fucking Powers and we never knew it?

Kenny Fucking Powers can get fucking lefties out.

[PenPho]

BUMP.