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« Reply #4560 on: February 17, 2012, 09:44:27 AM »

Scandal in Wisconsin!



Oh, Politico... Don't you ever go and change.

Politico already deleted the post.

Hence the need for a screenshot.

That doesn't make it not hilarious.

Nor does it change the fact that Politico—as a haven for bottom-feeding, know-nothing retards ready to roll out their Jump To Conclusions Mats at the merest hint of an inconsequential "controversy"—still typifies our political press at its worst.

Ahh,  good old Local 1848. I hear that the dues (taken out of each paycheck, with a balloon payment in April) are really a bitch!

Something something Stew helped found this union something.

Needs something big.

TIME TO POST.
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« Reply #4561 on: February 17, 2012, 10:19:08 AM »

Scandal in Wisconsin!



Oh, Politico... Don't you ever go and change.

Politico already deleted the post.

Hence the need for a screenshot.

That doesn't make it not hilarious.

Nor does it change the fact that Politico—as a haven for bottom-feeding, know-nothing retards ready to roll out their Jump To Conclusions Mats at the merest hint of an inconsequential "controversy"—still typifies our political press at its worst.

Ahh,  good old Local 1848. I hear that the dues (taken out of each paycheck, with a balloon payment in April) are really a bitch!

Something something Stew helped found this union something.

Needs something big.

TIME TO POST.

Post what?
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« Reply #4562 on: February 17, 2012, 10:34:55 AM »

Scandal in Wisconsin!



Oh, Politico... Don't you ever go and change.

Politico already deleted the post.

Hence the need for a screenshot.

That doesn't make it not hilarious.

Nor does it change the fact that Politico—as a haven for bottom-feeding, know-nothing retards ready to roll out their Jump To Conclusions Mats at the merest hint of an inconsequential "controversy"—still typifies our political press at its worst.

Ahh,  good old Local 1848. I hear that the dues (taken out of each paycheck, with a balloon payment in April) are really a bitch!

Something something Stew helped found this union something.

Needs something big.

TIME TO POST.

Post what?

ANYTHING.
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« Reply #4563 on: February 17, 2012, 10:53:18 AM »

Scandal in Wisconsin!



Oh, Politico... Don't you ever go and change.

Politico already deleted the post.

Hence the need for a screenshot.

That doesn't make it not hilarious.

Nor does it change the fact that Politico—as a haven for bottom-feeding, know-nothing retards ready to roll out their Jump To Conclusions Mats at the merest hint of an inconsequential "controversy"—still typifies our political press at its worst.

Ahh,  good old Local 1848. I hear that the dues (taken out of each paycheck, with a balloon payment in April) are really a bitch!

Something something Stew helped found this union something.

Needs something big.

TIME TO POST.

Post what?

ANYTHING.

Are you saying Big Cheyene couldn't make that picture better?
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« Reply #4564 on: February 17, 2012, 12:08:16 PM »

Scandal in Wisconsin!



Oh, Politico... Don't you ever go and change.

Politico already deleted the post.

Hence the need for a screenshot.

That doesn't make it not hilarious.

Nor does it change the fact that Politico—as a haven for bottom-feeding, know-nothing retards ready to roll out their Jump To Conclusions Mats at the merest hint of an inconsequential "controversy"—still typifies our political press at its worst.

Ahh,  good old Local 1848. I hear that the dues (taken out of each paycheck, with a balloon payment in April) are really a bitch!

Something something Stew helped found this union something.

Needs something big.

TIME TO POST.

Post what?

ANYTHING.

Are you saying Big Cheyene couldn't make that picture better?

I'M SAYIN' TIME TO POST, MOTHERFUCKERS.
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« Reply #4565 on: February 17, 2012, 12:28:34 PM »

Scandal in Wisconsin!



Oh, Politico... Don't you ever go and change.

Politico already deleted the post.

Hence the need for a screenshot.

That doesn't make it not hilarious.

Nor does it change the fact that Politico—as a haven for bottom-feeding, know-nothing retards ready to roll out their Jump To Conclusions Mats at the merest hint of an inconsequential "controversy"—still typifies our political press at its worst.

Ahh,  good old Local 1848. I hear that the dues (taken out of each paycheck, with a balloon payment in April) are really a bitch!

Something something Stew helped found this union something.

Needs something big.

TIME TO POST.

Post what?

ANYTHING.

Are you saying Big Cheyene couldn't make that picture better?

I'M SAYIN' TIME TO POST, MOTHERFUCKERS.

Post what?
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« Reply #4566 on: February 17, 2012, 03:10:17 PM »

Scandal in Wisconsin!



Oh, Politico... Don't you ever go and change.

Politico already deleted the post.

Hence the need for a screenshot.

That doesn't make it not hilarious.

Nor does it change the fact that Politico—as a haven for bottom-feeding, know-nothing retards ready to roll out their Jump To Conclusions Mats at the merest hint of an inconsequential "controversy"—still typifies our political press at its worst.

Ahh,  good old Local 1848. I hear that the dues (taken out of each paycheck, with a balloon payment in April) are really a bitch!

Something something Stew helped found this union something.

Needs something big.

TIME TO POST.

Post what?

ANYTHING.

Are you saying Big Cheyene couldn't make that picture better?

I'M SAYIN' TIME TO POST, MOTHERFUCKERS.

Post what?

Something big.
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« Reply #4567 on: February 17, 2012, 03:41:29 PM »

Scandal in Wisconsin!



Oh, Politico... Don't you ever go and change.

Politico already deleted the post.

Hence the need for a screenshot.

That doesn't make it not hilarious.

Nor does it change the fact that Politico—as a haven for bottom-feeding, know-nothing retards ready to roll out their Jump To Conclusions Mats at the merest hint of an inconsequential "controversy"—still typifies our political press at its worst.

Ahh,  good old Local 1848. I hear that the dues (taken out of each paycheck, with a balloon payment in April) are really a bitch!

Something something Stew helped found this union something.

Needs something big.

TIME TO POST.

Post what?

ANYTHING.

Are you saying Big Cheyene couldn't make that picture better?

I'M SAYIN' TIME TO POST, MOTHERFUCKERS.

Post what?

Something big.

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« Reply #4568 on: February 17, 2012, 04:08:40 PM »

The Gil tax?  http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/ct-met-illinois-stripper-tax-20120216,0,7028576.story
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This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.
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« Reply #4569 on: February 17, 2012, 04:21:56 PM »


Let the bears pay the bear tax.  I pay the Homer tax.
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« Reply #4570 on: February 17, 2012, 05:27:46 PM »


The bear tax is the very reason we have a muscle bear gap.
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« Reply #4571 on: February 18, 2012, 05:36:55 PM »

When do Arizonans finally come out and admit that their entire state is just one big practical joke?
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« Reply #4572 on: February 18, 2012, 11:10:00 PM »

When do Arizonans finally come out and admit that their entire state is just one big practical joke?

Never count out South Carolina.
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« Reply #4573 on: February 18, 2012, 11:17:52 PM »

When do Arizonans finally come out and admit that their entire state is just one big practical joke?

Never count out South Carolina.

Always bet on white
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« Reply #4574 on: February 21, 2012, 11:02:45 AM »

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In a letter to fellow Republicans, Indiana state Rep. Bob Morris (R) called the Girl Scouts a "radicalized organization" that supports abortion and promotes "homosexual lifestyles," the Fort Wayne Journal Gazette reports.

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Morris said he did some research on the Internet and found "allegations that the Girl Scouts are a tactical arm of Planned Parenthood, that they allow transgender females to join, 'just like any real girl,' and encourage sex."

Fuck Indiana.

Reference: http://www.journalgazette.net/article/20120221/NEWS07/302219934
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This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.
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