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« Reply #4635 on: March 27, 2012, 10:08:29 AM »

What's not to get?


I think it's pretty clear when you look at the artist credit.

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« Reply #4636 on: March 27, 2012, 10:27:36 AM »

I get it.  It is telling us that Obama is left handed.

And thus sinister.
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« Reply #4637 on: March 27, 2012, 11:23:00 AM »

I get it.  It is telling us that Obama is left handed.

And thus sinister.

The white duffer is a southpaw too. So he deserves whatever happens to him. That leads me to believe that the artist himself is left-handed. That explains why this cartoon doesn't make any damn sense. Because it's hard to draw with your hand all crooked like a fucking jaggoff.
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« Reply #4638 on: March 27, 2012, 11:48:29 AM »

What's not to get?


I think it's pretty clear when you look at the artist credit.



Well done.
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This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.
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« Reply #4639 on: March 27, 2012, 11:52:48 AM »

I get it.  It is telling us that Obama is left handed.

And thus sinister.

The white duffer is a southpaw too. So he deserves whatever happens to him. That leads me to believe that the artist himself is left-handed. That explains why this cartoon doesn't make any damn sense. Because it's hard to draw with your hand all crooked like a fucking jaggoff.

Or he's right handed and draws himself while looking in a mirror.
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« Reply #4640 on: March 29, 2012, 01:06:44 PM »

This is apparently real...





http://www.theconservativeteen.com/

Inspired by this, I just actually flipped through the magazine itself...

http://krtins.longboys.net/Winter-2011-TCT/index.html

Holy shit:



LAUGH OUT LOUD!

(As the kids like to say.)

Those kids on the front cover?  Not even Americans.

http://www.123rf.com/photo_2224014_portrait-of-a-couple-of-kids-woman-and-man-sitting-together-as-part-of-a-study-group-or-in-class.html

They're Danish.
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This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.
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« Reply #4641 on: April 02, 2012, 09:44:57 AM »

The Giannoulias family has a new bank.

How did they get it?  Well, first they took $10 million in dividends they paid themselves from Broadway Bank and used the proceeds to buy CheckSpring.  Then, they assumed $5 million in loans from MB Bank that were originated by Broadway.

From the article:

Following most bank failures, former senior officers aren't in a position to offer credit to customers of their old banks. Federal regulators often won't allow executives they deem responsible for a bank's failure back into senior positions in the industry, according to banking attorneys.

“Regulators have a lot of say over who's in senior management of banks,” says Bert Ely, an Alexandria, Va.-based banking consultant. “The question is, why do they tolerate this situation? It's a hell of a good question.”

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Mark Kirk may be a lightweight, but he's not a crook like these people.

Someone should investigate if Obama pulled any strings at the FDIC.  The people who think Obama was corrupt because of Rezko were barking up the wrong tree.  His association and willingness to put his name on the line for Giannoulias is far more troubling.
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« Reply #4642 on: April 02, 2012, 10:51:15 AM »


<The Conservative Teen magazine crap>

Those kids on the front cover?  Not even Americans.

http://www.123rf.com/photo_2224014_portrait-of-a-couple-of-kids-woman-and-man-sitting-together-as-part-of-a-study-group-or-in-class.html

They're Danish.

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« Reply #4643 on: April 02, 2012, 12:31:23 PM »


NBC, no longer part of the Lamestream Media.
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« Reply #4644 on: April 02, 2012, 01:17:39 PM »


Apparently none of the decision makers at NBC watches HBO.
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« Reply #4645 on: April 02, 2012, 06:40:54 PM »



Sweet socks, fella.
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« Reply #4646 on: April 02, 2012, 06:46:54 PM »



Sweet socks, fella.

No love for the sweatshorts/polo shirt combo?
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This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.
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« Reply #4647 on: April 02, 2012, 09:31:30 PM »

No love for the sweatshorts/polo shirt combo?

The hems, pockets and generous taper suggest regular damn shorts with a comfort stretch waistband. Like the Founding Fathers used to wear.
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« Reply #4648 on: April 02, 2012, 09:42:55 PM »

No love for the sweatshorts/polo shirt combo?

The hems, pockets and generous taper suggest regular damn shorts with a comfort stretch waistband. Like the Founding Fathers used to wear.

We got into it with a Brewers fan at Miller Park back in my more belligerent days who was wearing a yellow polo shirt tucked into cotton, elastic band shorts. I mean there was literally nothing the guy could say that didn't end in the comeback "look at your fucking clothes, man."
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« Reply #4649 on: April 02, 2012, 09:49:29 PM »



Sweet socks, fella.

Damn, you just can't get a good shoeshine these days.
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