Fuck its silent in here.......

[Wheezer]

Edited for truth

I get it now.  The funny part is Obama wearing a tinfoil hat...Right?

Wait, wait...Don't tell me...The popcorn is ready.

I really can't understand how Jiffy Pop ever caught on. Burns every damn time.

[Brownie]

Chris Mathews plays Are You Smarter Than Sarah Palin? Jeopardy!

First, Chris with the Jeopardy! skills as Presidential litmus test:

Is this (vice presidential debate) about her brain power?... Do you think cute will beat brains?...Do you think she'd do better on the questions on Jeopardy! or the interview they do during a halftime?...My suspicion is that she has the same lack of intellectual curiosity that the President of the United States has right now and that is scary!

They find these empty vessels who know nothing about the world! Nothing about foreign policy! Who immediately begin to spout the neo-con line. I read her book -- it's full of that crap....It's unbelievable how little this woman knows!...Don't put her on Jeopardy!

Senator, do you think Sarah Palin is qualified to be President of the United States?...If she were on Jeopardy! right now and the topic was national government, American government generally defined, would she look like an imbecile, or would she look okay? Does she know anything?

I'd like to see her on just a couple of episodes of Celebrity Jeopardy! or It's Academic Mac McGarry to just see if she knows anything.

How bad could it go? Could it be any worse than this?

[Chuck to Chuck]

So, if Joe Ricketts goes after Rahm Emanuel's old boss via links to a local Chicago minister, does Joe think this will help or hurt the Ricketts family's attempt to get Rahm to give the family $300 million?

[BH]

So, if Joe Ricketts goes after Rahm Emanuel's old boss via links to a local Chicago minister, does Joe think this will help or hurt the Ricketts family's attempt to get Rahm to give the family $300 million?

"The plan is for the Democratic National Convention in Charlotte, N.C., to be “jolted.” The advertising campaign would include television ads, outdoor advertisements and huge aerial banners flying over the convention site for four hours one afternoon."

Aerial banners? If that doesn't force the people to recognize Wright, who didn't impact anything last election, to change their votes, then nothing will.

[Gilgamesh]

So, if Joe Ricketts goes after Rahm Emanuel's old boss via links to a local Chicago minister, does Joe think this will help or hurt the Ricketts family's attempt to get Rahm to give the family $300 million?

"The plan is for the Democratic National Convention in Charlotte, N.C., to be “jolted.” The advertising campaign would include television ads, outdoor advertisements and huge aerial banners flying over the convention site for four hours one afternoon."

Aerial banners? If that doesn't force the people to recognize Wright, who didn't impact anything last election, to change their votes, then nothing will.

Please, Mr. Ricketts, please do this.  The Obama campaign will be incredibly thankful.

[Chuck to Chuck]

So, if Joe Ricketts goes after Rahm Emanuel's old boss via links to a local Chicago minister, does Joe think this will help or hurt the Ricketts family's attempt to get Rahm to give the family $300 million?

"The plan is for the Democratic National Convention in Charlotte, N.C., to be “jolted.” The advertising campaign would include television ads, outdoor advertisements and huge aerial banners flying over the convention site for four hours one afternoon."

Aerial banners? If that doesn't force the people to recognize Wright, who didn't impact anything last election, to change their votes, then nothing will.

Please, Mr. Ricketts, please do this.  The Obama campaign will be incredibly thankful.

So will Chicago taxpayers.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

So, if Joe Ricketts goes after Rahm Emanuel's old boss via links to a local Chicago minister, does Joe think this will help or hurt the Ricketts family's attempt to get Rahm to give the family $300 million?

The group suggested hiring as a spokesman an “extremely literate conservative African-American” who can argue that Mr. Obama misled the nation by presenting himself as what the proposal calls a “metrosexual, black Abe Lincoln.”

A copy of a detailed advertising plan was obtained by The New York Times through a person not connected to the proposal who was alarmed by its tone. It is titled “The Defeat of Barack Hussein Obama: The Ricketts Plan to End His Spending for Good.”

The Ricketts Plan to End Barack Hussein Obama's Black Metrosexual Spending: find one of those "well-spoken" coloreds who can tell all the old white people that Barack Hussein Obama spent all of their Social Security money on Kenyan manicures with Jeremiah Wright.

HUSSEIN.

[PANK!]

So, if Joe Ricketts goes after Rahm Emanuel's old boss via links to a local Chicago minister, does Joe think this will help or hurt the Ricketts family's attempt to get Rahm to give the family $300 million?

The group suggested hiring as a spokesman an “extremely literate conservative African-American” who can argue that Mr. Obama misled the nation by presenting himself as what the proposal calls a “metrosexual, black Abe Lincoln.”

A copy of a detailed advertising plan was obtained by The New York Times through a person not connected to the proposal who was alarmed by its tone. It is titled “The Defeat of Barack Hussein Obama: The Ricketts Plan to End His Spending for Good.”

The Ricketts Plan to End Barack Hussein Obama's Black Metrosexual Spending: find one of those "well-spoken" coloreds who can tell all the old white people that Barack Hussein Obama spent all of their Social Security money on Kenyan manicures with Jeremiah Wright.

HUSSEIN.

Can you post this on Facebook so I can Share it? I really just want to share your contribution (||) , because it made me lulz but I need context.  Thanks.

[Internet Apex]

So, if Joe Ricketts goes after Rahm Emanuel's old boss via links to a local Chicago minister, does Joe think this will help or hurt the Ricketts family's attempt to get Rahm to give the family $300 million?

The group suggested hiring as a spokesman an “extremely literate conservative African-American” who can argue that Mr. Obama misled the nation by presenting himself as what the proposal calls a “metrosexual, black Abe Lincoln.”

A copy of a detailed advertising plan was obtained by The New York Times through a person not connected to the proposal who was alarmed by its tone. It is titled “The Defeat of Barack Hussein Obama: The Ricketts Plan to End His Spending for Good.”

The Ricketts Plan to End Barack Hussein Obama's Black Metrosexual Spending: find one of those "well-spoken" coloreds who can tell all the old white people that Barack Hussein Obama spent all of their Social Security money on Kenyan manicures with Jeremiah Wright.

HUSSEIN.

Can you post this on Facebook so I can Share it? I really just want to share your contribution (||) , because it made me lulz but I need context.  Thanks.

Borderline usage of the pause button there. I approve.

[thehawk]

So, if Joe Ricketts goes after Rahm Emanuel's old boss via links to a local Chicago minister, does Joe think this will help or hurt the Ricketts family's attempt to get Rahm to give the family $300 million?

I think that Joe's little temper tantrum will affect the Cubs ability to deal with the city about the same as it will affect the Fall election, not a whit.  Money for the city and money for the Cubs will trump the owner's father's nut job political views.

But one does have to ask how divorced from reality the folks who made up this advertising plan are:

It calls for full-page newspaper advertisements featuring a comment Mr. Wright made the Sunday after the attacks of Sept. 11, 2001. “America’s chickens are coming home to roost,” he said.

I would suggest that of all the things you might want to accuse Obama of, being soft on the 9/11 plotters would not be high on the list.

[Gilgamesh]

So, if Joe Ricketts goes after Rahm Emanuel's old boss via links to a local Chicago minister, does Joe think this will help or hurt the Ricketts family's attempt to get Rahm to give the family $300 million?

I think that Joe's little temper tantrum will affect the Cubs ability to deal with the city about the same as it will affect the Fall election, not a whit.  Money for the city and money for the Cubs will trump the owner's father's nut job political views.

But one does have to ask how divorced from reality the folks who made up this advertising plan are:

It calls for full-page newspaper advertisements featuring a comment Mr. Wright made the Sunday after the attacks of Sept. 11, 2001. “America’s chickens are coming home to roost,” he said.

I would suggest that of all the things you might want to accuse Obama of, being soft on the 9/11 plotters would not be high on the list.

NOT WIT DAT OBAMA SPIKIN DA BALL WIT OSAMA'S HEAD, MY FRENT!!

[Internet Apex]

So, if Joe Ricketts goes after Rahm Emanuel's old boss via links to a local Chicago minister, does Joe think this will help or hurt the Ricketts family's attempt to get Rahm to give the family $300 million?

I think that Joe's little temper tantrum will affect the Cubs ability to deal with the city about the same as it will affect the Fall election, not a whit.  Money for the city and money for the Cubs will trump the owner's father's nut job political views.

But one does have to ask how divorced from reality the folks who made up this advertising plan are:

It calls for full-page newspaper advertisements featuring a comment Mr. Wright made the Sunday after the attacks of Sept. 11, 2001. “America’s chickens are coming home to roost,” he said.

I would suggest that of all the things you might want to accuse Obama of, being soft on the 9/11 plotters would not be high on the list.

NOT WIT DAT OBAMA SPIKIN DA BALL WIT OSAMA'S HEAD, MY FRENT!!

Then he did the Heisman Pose with it right in the middle of Guantanamo. Shit was ill, son.

[Gilgamesh]

Fuck you, Nanc.

In her weekly Capitol briefing with reporters, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi responded to a new round of conservative attacks on President Obama for his previous ties to controversial Reverend Jeremiah Wright.

“What was interesting to me is that this is all going to be funded by the owner of the Chicago Cubs,” she said. “Well I hope they’re as successful with this campaign as the Cubs are on the baseball field.”

[PANK!]

Fuck you, Nanc.

In her weekly Capitol briefing with reporters, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi responded to a new round of conservative attacks on President Obama for his previous ties to controversial Reverend Jeremiah Wright.

“What was interesting to me is that this is all going to be funded by the owner of the Chicago Cubs,” she said. “Well I hope they’re as successful with this campaign as the Cubs are on the baseball field.”

To be fair, that line is a no-brainer if you're her...

[flannj]

Fuck you, Nanc.

Thanks but no thanks.