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Yeti

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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #1290 on: May 04, 2010, 12:50:48 PM »
Quote from: R-V on May 04, 2010, 12:34:33 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on May 04, 2010, 12:04:37 PM
Why wasn't this cockbag shot in the back of the skull after he was detained?

I guess it would help our prison overpopulation problem to just shoot every citizen suspected of a crime in the back of the head.

I suspect you of a crime

Bort

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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #1291 on: May 04, 2010, 01:06:27 PM »
Quote from: Yeti on May 04, 2010, 12:50:48 PM
Quote from: R-V on May 04, 2010, 12:34:33 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on May 04, 2010, 12:04:37 PM
Why wasn't this cockbag shot in the back of the skull after he was detained?

I guess it would help our prison overpopulation problem to just shoot every citizen suspected of a crime in the back of the head.

I suspect you of a crime
You know good and damn well RV is already dead.
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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #1292 on: May 04, 2010, 01:17:47 PM »
Quote from: Bort on May 04, 2010, 01:06:27 PM
Quote from: Yeti on May 04, 2010, 12:50:48 PM
Quote from: R-V on May 04, 2010, 12:34:33 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on May 04, 2010, 12:04:37 PM
Why wasn't this cockbag shot in the back of the skull after he was detained?

I guess it would help our prison overpopulation problem to just shoot every citizen suspected of a crime in the back of the head.

I suspect you of a crime
You know good and damn well RV is already dead.

Did the LIBRUL SOCIALISTS legalize Zombies when we weren't looking?
TIME TO POST!

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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #1293 on: May 04, 2010, 02:46:27 PM »
Quote from: Bort on May 04, 2010, 12:37:50 PM
Quote from: R-V on May 04, 2010, 12:34:33 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on May 04, 2010, 12:04:37 PM
Why wasn't this cockbag shot in the back of the skull after he was detained?

I guess it would help our prison overpopulation problem to just shoot every citizen suspected of a crime in the back of the head.

The simplest way to preserve our freedom is to give the state more power over life and death. name SKO as dictator for life

THIS.
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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #1294 on: May 04, 2010, 02:49:53 PM »
Quote from: SKO on May 04, 2010, 02:46:27 PM
Quote from: Bort on May 04, 2010, 12:37:50 PM
Quote from: R-V on May 04, 2010, 12:34:33 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on May 04, 2010, 12:04:37 PM
Why wasn't this cockbag shot in the back of the skull after he was detained?

I guess it would help our prison overpopulation problem to just shoot every citizen suspected of a crime in the back of the head.

The simplest way to preserve our freedom increase the amount of awful karaoke is to give the state more power over life and death. name SKO as dictator for life

THIS.


THAT.
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SKO

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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #1295 on: May 04, 2010, 02:50:58 PM »
Quote from: Bort on May 04, 2010, 02:49:53 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 04, 2010, 02:46:27 PM
Quote from: Bort on May 04, 2010, 12:37:50 PM
Quote from: R-V on May 04, 2010, 12:34:33 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on May 04, 2010, 12:04:37 PM
Why wasn't this cockbag shot in the back of the skull after he was detained?

I guess it would help our prison overpopulation problem to just shoot every citizen suspected of a crime in the back of the head.

The simplest way to preserve our freedom increase the amount of awful karaoke make awesome happen is to give the state more power over life and death. name SKO as dictator for life

THIS.


THAT.
I will vow, for the sake of peace, not to complain about David Ross between now and his first start next year- 10/26/2015

Bort

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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #1296 on: May 04, 2010, 02:54:08 PM »
Quote from: SKO on May 04, 2010, 02:50:58 PM
Quote from: Bort on May 04, 2010, 02:49:53 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 04, 2010, 02:46:27 PM
Quote from: Bort on May 04, 2010, 12:37:50 PM
Quote from: R-V on May 04, 2010, 12:34:33 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on May 04, 2010, 12:04:37 PM
Why wasn't this cockbag shot in the back of the skull after he was detained?

I guess it would help our prison overpopulation problem to just shoot every citizen suspected of a crime in the back of the head.

The simplest way to preserve our freedom increase the amount of awful karaoke make awesome happen give girls the fun they so desperately want is to give the state more power over life and death. name SKO as dictator for life give SKO a microphone.

THIS.


THAT.
"Javier Baez is the stupidest player in Cubs history next to Michael Barrett." Internet Chuck

Dr. Nguyen Van Falk

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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #1297 on: May 04, 2010, 06:23:07 PM »
I'm laughing out loudly...

http://www.miaminewtimes.com/2010-05-06/news/christian-right-leader-george-rekers-takes-vacation-with-rent-boy/

QuoteThe pictures on the Rentboy.com profile show a shirtless young man with delicate features, guileless eyes, and sun-kissed, hairless skin. The profile touts his "smooth, sweet, tight ass" and "perfectly built 8 inch cock (uncut)" and explains he is "sensual," "wild," and "up for anything" — as long you ask first. And as long as you pay.

On April 13, the "rent boy" (whom we'll call Lucien) arrived at Miami International Airport on Iberian Airlines Flight 6123, after a ten-day, fully subsidized trip to Europe. He was soon followed out of customs by an old man with an atavistic mustache and a desperate blond comb-over, pushing an overburdened baggage cart.

That man was George Alan Rekers, of North Miami — the callboy's client and, as it happens, one of America's most prominent anti-gay activists. Rekers, a Baptist minister who is a leading scholar for the Christian right, left the terminal with his gay escort, looking a bit discomfited when a picture of the two was snapped with a hot-pink digital camera.

Reached by New Times before a trip to Bermuda, Rekers said he learned Lucien was a prostitute only midway through their vacation. "I had surgery," Rekers said, "and I can't lift luggage. That's why I hired him." (Medical problems didn't stop him from pushing the tottering baggage cart through MIA.)

Yet Rekers wouldn't deny he met his slender, blond escort at Rentboy.com — which features homepage images of men in bondage and grainy videos of crotch-rubbing twinks — and Lucien confirmed it.

At the small western Miami townhome he shares with a roommate, a nervous Lucien expressed surprise when we told him that Rekers denied knowing about his line of work from the beginning. "He should've been able to tell you that," he said, fidgeting and fixing his eyes on his knees. "But that's up to him."

For decades, George Alan Rekers has been a general in the culture wars, though his work has often been behind the scenes. In 1983, he and James Dobson, America's best-known homophobe, formed the Family Research Council, a D.C.-based, rabidly Christian, and vehemently anti-gay lobbying group that has become a standard-bearer of the nation's extreme right wing. Its annual Values Summit is considered a litmus test for Republican presidential hopefuls, and Sean Hannity and Ann Coulter have spoken there. (The Family Research Council would not comment about Rekers's Euro-trip.)

...

In his interview with New Times, Lucien didn't want to impugn his client, but he made it clear they met through Rentboy.com, which is the only website on which he advertises his services. Neither Google nor any other search engine picks up individual Rentboy.com profiles, any more than they pick up individual profiles on eHarmony or Match.com. You cannot just happen upon one.

To arrive at Lucien's site, Rekers must have accepted Rentboy.com's terms of use, thereby acknowledging he was not offended by graphic sexual material. He then would have been transported to a front page covered with images of naked, tumescent men busily sodomizing each other.

Then Rekers must have performed a search. Did he want a "rentboy," a "sugar daddy," or a "masseur"? In what country? And what city? If Rekers searched for a rent boy in Miami, he would have found approximately 80 likely candidates. He must have scrolled down the first page, past the shirtless bears and desperate ex-models, and on to page 2. There, at last, was Lucien.

I hope this is legit.
WHAT THESE FANCY DANS IN CHICAGO THINK THEY DO?

Slaky

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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #1298 on: May 04, 2010, 07:39:03 PM »
Goddamn it - that's incredible. These stories will truly never get old.

Dr. Nguyen Van Falk

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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #1299 on: May 04, 2010, 11:57:07 PM »
WHAT THESE FANCY DANS IN CHICAGO THINK THEY DO?

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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #1300 on: May 05, 2010, 07:25:31 AM »
TIME TO POST!

"...their lead is no longer even remotely close to insurmountable " - SKO, 7/31/16

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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #1301 on: May 05, 2010, 07:33:04 AM »
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on May 04, 2010, 11:57:07 PM


That can't be the real cover, right?

Intrepid Reader: Al Yellon

Maybe you shouldn't pay so much attention to the cover and actually read what's inside.

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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #1302 on: May 05, 2010, 08:45:29 AM »
"Not throwing my hands up or my dress above my ears don't mean I ain't awestruck." -- Al Swearengen

Bort

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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #1303 on: May 05, 2010, 08:46:56 AM »
Can't a guy dressed like the Brawny Man gaze meaningfully into a small boy's eyes without you people turning it into something perverse?
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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #1304 on: May 05, 2010, 08:48:33 AM »
TIME TO POST!

"...their lead is no longer even remotely close to insurmountable " - SKO, 7/31/16