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« Reply #3735 on: March 22, 2011, 06:28:10 PM »

I just heard an ad on WSCR today for this website: http://illinoisisbroke.com/

Here I find out that I shouldn't be paying state income taxes.

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Illinois has 13 Million residents. Only 5% – or about 700,000 of them - are enrolled in the State's pension programs. That means the remaining 95% must pay higher taxes to pay for retirement benefits for that are far more generous than their own and that benefit just 5% of the population. Does that seem fair to you?

Does that seem like a fundamental misrepresentation of what a pension is to you?

And a lot of my taxes pay for roads that I will never use and bridges that I will never cross and schools that my kids don't attend, and...
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« Reply #3736 on: March 22, 2011, 06:36:05 PM »

I just heard an ad on WSCR today for this website: http://illinoisisbroke.com/

Here I find out that I shouldn't be paying state income taxes.

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Illinois has 13 Million residents. Only 5% – or about 700,000 of them - are enrolled in the State's pension programs. That means the remaining 95% must pay higher taxes to pay for retirement benefits for that are far more generous than their own and that benefit just 5% of the population. Does that seem fair to you?

Does that seem like a fundamental misrepresentation of what a pension is to you?

And a lot of my taxes pay for roads that I will never use and bridges that I will never cross and schools that my kids don't attend, and...

Those fat cats in Springfield are using MY TAXES to pay the salaries of people WHO AREN'T EVEN ME.

Does that seem fair to you?
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« Reply #3737 on: March 23, 2011, 07:39:51 AM »

Praise Jesus
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« Reply #3738 on: March 23, 2011, 07:53:04 AM »


[rul=http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=news/local&id=8026078]Praise Jesus[/url]

Great link for your datase.
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« Reply #3739 on: March 23, 2011, 08:05:47 AM »


[rul=http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=news/local&id=8026078]Praise Jesus[/url]

Great link for your datase.

Fixed. Now I have to find that fucker who made decaf for the first pot of the day.
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« Reply #3740 on: March 24, 2011, 09:32:00 AM »

That stinkin' Obama.  He doesn't even respect his staff!!  I WANT MY COUNTRY BACK!!

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This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.
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« Reply #3741 on: March 24, 2011, 09:57:49 AM »

That stinkin' Obama.  He doesn't even respect his staff!!  I WANT MY COUNTRY BACK!!



The guy on the right appears to have lost so much weight that he's floating in mid-air.
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« Reply #3742 on: March 24, 2011, 10:44:26 AM »

Unrelated: http://blogs.govexec.com/fedblog/2011/03/locked_out_of_the_white_house.php
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This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.
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« Reply #3743 on: March 24, 2011, 10:56:20 AM »

That stinkin' Obama.  He doesn't even respect his staff!!  I WANT MY COUNTRY BACK!!



The guy on the right appears to have lost so much weight that he's floating in mid-air.

If ever something needed something Big, this is that something.
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« Reply #3744 on: March 24, 2011, 05:12:02 PM »

I ask you, Desipio, is this guy worse than MikeC?

http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/03/bryan_fischer_muslims_have_no_first_amendment_righ.php?ref=fpblg#
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This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.
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« Reply #3745 on: March 24, 2011, 07:07:54 PM »


He doesn't have awesome boobies next to his posts. So yes he is worse than MikeC.
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« Reply #3746 on: March 24, 2011, 07:50:49 PM »

Let the insanity ensue...

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2011/03/24/cnn-exclusive-michele-bachmann-to-form-exploratory-committee-in-june-possibly-earlier/

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Washington (CNN) – CNN has exclusively learned that Rep. Michele Bachmann will form a presidential exploratory committee. The Minnesota Republican plans to file papers for the committee in early June, with an announcement likely around that same time.

But a source close to the congresswoman said that Bachmann could form the exploratory committee even earlier than June so that she could participate in early Republican presidential debates.

"She's been telling everyone early summer," the source told CNN regarding Bachmann's planned June filing and announcement. But the source said that nothing is static.

"If you [debate sponsors] come to us and say, 'To be in our debates, you have to have an exploratory committee,' then we'll say, 'Okay, fine...I'll go file the forms.'"

http://www.slate.com/id/2289347/pagenum/all/

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Pollster and political guru Frank Luntz flew to Iowa last month to conduct a survey for Fox News. Twenty-six Republicans, likely to vote in the next caucuses, were shown video clips of 11 politicians who might run for president. They twisted dials, scored from 0 to 100, to rate the candidates. One of the clear winners was Minnesota Rep. Michele Bachmann.

"There's a very strong message that the people want us to hear," said Bachmann-on-video. "No.1, it is get rid of the big spending, which leads to big deficits, which kills jobs. And then No. 2, we don't want the federal government to control private industry or own private industry."

The Iowans couldn't twist their dials fast enough.

Newt came out on top...

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« Reply #3747 on: March 24, 2011, 07:59:45 PM »

Let the insanity ensue...

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2011/03/24/cnn-exclusive-michele-bachmann-to-form-exploratory-committee-in-june-possibly-earlier/

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Washington (CNN) – CNN has exclusively learned that Rep. Michele Bachmann will form a presidential exploratory committee. The Minnesota Republican plans to file papers for the committee in early June, with an announcement likely around that same time.

But a source close to the congresswoman said that Bachmann could form the exploratory committee even earlier than June so that she could participate in early Republican presidential debates.

"She's been telling everyone early summer," the source told CNN regarding Bachmann's planned June filing and announcement. But the source said that nothing is static.

"If you [debate sponsors] come to us and say, 'To be in our debates, you have to have an exploratory committee,' then we'll say, 'Okay, fine...I'll go file the forms.'"

http://www.slate.com/id/2289347/pagenum/all/

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Pollster and political guru Frank Luntz flew to Iowa last month to conduct a survey for Fox News. Twenty-six Republicans, likely to vote in the next caucuses, were shown video clips of 11 politicians who might run for president. They twisted dials, scored from 0 to 100, to rate the candidates. One of the clear winners was Minnesota Rep. Michele Bachmann.

"There's a very strong message that the people want us to hear," said Bachmann-on-video. "No.1, it is get rid of the big spending, which leads to big deficits, which kills jobs. And then No. 2, we don't want the federal government to control private industry or own private industry."

The Iowans couldn't twist their dials fast enough.

Newt came out on top...



The one who chose Bachmann also reported that their knobs tasted funny.
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« Reply #3748 on: March 24, 2011, 09:40:58 PM »

Let the insanity ensue...

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2011/03/24/cnn-exclusive-michele-bachmann-to-form-exploratory-committee-in-june-possibly-earlier/

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Washington (CNN) – CNN has exclusively learned that Rep. Michele Bachmann will form a presidential exploratory committee. The Minnesota Republican plans to file papers for the committee in early June, with an announcement likely around that same time.

But a source close to the congresswoman said that Bachmann could form the exploratory committee even earlier than June so that she could participate in early Republican presidential debates.

"She's been telling everyone early summer," the source told CNN regarding Bachmann's planned June filing and announcement. But the source said that nothing is static.

"If you [debate sponsors] come to us and say, 'To be in our debates, you have to have an exploratory committee,' then we'll say, 'Okay, fine...I'll go file the forms.'"

http://www.slate.com/id/2289347/pagenum/all/

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Pollster and political guru Frank Luntz flew to Iowa last month to conduct a survey for Fox News. Twenty-six Republicans, likely to vote in the next caucuses, were shown video clips of 11 politicians who might run for president. They twisted dials, scored from 0 to 100, to rate the candidates. One of the clear winners was Minnesota Rep. Michele Bachmann.

"There's a very strong message that the people want us to hear," said Bachmann-on-video. "No.1, it is get rid of the big spending, which leads to big deficits, which kills jobs. And then No. 2, we don't want the federal government to control private industry or own private industry."

The Iowans couldn't twist their dials fast enough.

Newt came out on top...



The one who chose Bachmann also reported that their knobs tasted funny.

Now Romney will have no choice but to Rastafy.
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« Reply #3749 on: March 24, 2011, 09:45:08 PM »

Let the insanity ensue...

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2011/03/24/cnn-exclusive-michele-bachmann-to-form-exploratory-committee-in-june-possibly-earlier/

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Washington (CNN) – CNN has exclusively learned that Rep. Michele Bachmann will form a presidential exploratory committee. The Minnesota Republican plans to file papers for the committee in early June, with an announcement likely around that same time.

But a source close to the congresswoman said that Bachmann could form the exploratory committee even earlier than June so that she could participate in early Republican presidential debates.

"She's been telling everyone early summer," the source told CNN regarding Bachmann's planned June filing and announcement. But the source said that nothing is static.

"If you [debate sponsors] come to us and say, 'To be in our debates, you have to have an exploratory committee,' then we'll say, 'Okay, fine...I'll go file the forms.'"

http://www.slate.com/id/2289347/pagenum/all/

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Pollster and political guru Frank Luntz flew to Iowa last month to conduct a survey for Fox News. Twenty-six Republicans, likely to vote in the next caucuses, were shown video clips of 11 politicians who might run for president. They twisted dials, scored from 0 to 100, to rate the candidates. One of the clear winners was Minnesota Rep. Michele Bachmann.

"There's a very strong message that the people want us to hear," said Bachmann-on-video. "No.1, it is get rid of the big spending, which leads to big deficits, which kills jobs. And then No. 2, we don't want the federal government to control private industry or own private industry."

The Iowans couldn't twist their dials fast enough.

Newt came out on top...



I can't wait for this next election. It's going to be so incredibly awesome.
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