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« Reply #15 on: February 25, 2013, 01:36:26 PM »

It's probably time for a Huey-esque projection of the championship lineup for our Shy-town Cubbiez.

Jackson              LF
Castro                SS
Rizzo                  1B
Meatcake Soler     RF
Baez                   3B
CaNo, Chuck        2B
Beaf Wellington     C
Almora                 CF

Manaea
Price
Snork
Garza
Vizcaino
Edwin

Some cheap bullpen guys Hoystink sign who are awesome

Now we can all look back on this post in a couple years and have a good chortle.

2013 Drafted.

Maybe, but the draft is a long ways off. I guess it's better than your last draft prediction.
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« Reply #16 on: March 12, 2013, 09:00:11 AM »

Is this DRLP?

http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/jorge-soler-baseballs-next-big-propsect/

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The first thing that catches one’s eye is Soler has the build of an elite athlete. He has a lean muscular frame that oozes athleticism.

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Soler’s upper legs are well developed and provide him with a powerful base.

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His chest and back are impressive too, but further growth of his upper half shouldn’t be unexpected.

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Despite the layoff, Soler’s tools are exceptionally loud.

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speed he generates with his hands and hips

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enormous penis

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His hands begin in a high load and require minimal movement before he rifles them forward in conjunction with his hip turn

It feels kinda warm in here.
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« Reply #17 on: March 12, 2013, 11:19:09 AM »

Is this DRLP?

http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/jorge-soler-baseballs-next-big-propsect/

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The first thing that catches one’s eye is Soler has the build of an elite athlete. He has a lean muscular frame that oozes athleticism.

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Soler’s upper legs are well developed and provide him with a powerful base.

Quote
His chest and back are impressive too, but further growth of his upper half shouldn’t be unexpected.

Quote
Despite the layoff, Soler’s tools are exceptionally loud.

Quote
speed he generates with his hands and hips

Quote
enormous penis

Quote
His hands begin in a high load and require minimal movement before he rifles them forward in conjunction with his hip turn

It feels kinda warm in here.

I hope no one runs you off.
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