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« on: February 02, 2010, 02:23:35 PM »


Jay Novacek's wife ate a gun.
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« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2010, 03:11:20 PM »

Surely that should be "One fewer at the next family reunion..."?
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« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2010, 03:17:45 PM »


Generally none of this shit gets to me, but I definitely cringed at "ate a gun."
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« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2010, 03:24:43 PM »


Generally none of this shit gets to me, but I definitely cringed at "ate a gun."

You prefer, "Chose a high-iron diet"?
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« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2010, 03:42:55 PM »


One more Novacek with no brains?
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« Reply #5 on: February 02, 2010, 03:57:49 PM »

And not a word for Zelda Rubinstein.
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« Reply #6 on: February 02, 2010, 04:16:14 PM »


Generally none of this shit gets to me, but I definitely cringed at "ate a gun."

You prefer, "Chose a high-iron diet"?

Okay, that's funny.
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« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2010, 05:16:06 AM »

So can we say she Nova-cheked out?
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« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2010, 09:59:34 AM »

She had a chek'red past.
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« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2010, 10:28:09 AM »

So can we say she Nova-cheked out?

I'm saving that one for Forklift.
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« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2010, 10:31:57 AM »

The 'cek is in the mail?

What are we doing here?
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« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2010, 11:08:06 AM »

The 'cek is in the mail?

What are we doing here?

Don't write 'ceks that your ass can't cash?
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« Reply #12 on: February 08, 2010, 11:09:21 AM »

The 'cek is in the mail?

What are we doing here?

Don't write 'ceks that your ass can't cash?

Probably should have 'ceked the safety?
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« Reply #13 on: February 08, 2010, 07:26:21 PM »


Cancelled 'cek.
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« Reply #14 on: February 08, 2010, 07:33:22 PM »

The 'cek is in the mail?

What are we doing here?

Don't write 'ceks that your ass can't cash?

Probably should have 'ceked the safety?

Enjoy that nut.
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