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Slaky

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The Crazies
« on: February 07, 2010, 01:27:18 PM »

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Re: The Crazies
« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2010, 07:27:04 AM »
Quote from: Slack-E on February 07, 2010, 01:27:18 PM
http://screenrant.com/the-crazies-remake-trailer-scottm-29276/

Let's go see this.

The end of the trailer, at the baseball field, is what makes me want to see this movie.
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Re: The Crazies
« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2010, 10:39:29 AM »
Tim Olyphant always brings it.
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Re: The Crazies
« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2010, 02:58:57 PM »
Quote from: JD on February 09, 2010, 10:39:29 AM
Tim Olyphant always brings it.

In Girl Next Door? Forget it. That guy was outstanding.


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Re: The Crazies
« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2010, 03:20:59 PM »
Quote from: Slack-E on February 09, 2010, 02:58:57 PM
Quote from: JD on February 09, 2010, 10:39:29 AM
Tim Olyphant always brings it.

In Girl Next Door? Forget it. That guy was outstanding.



He was awesome. 
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Re: The Crazies
« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2010, 03:26:01 PM »
Mad World belongs to Donnie Darko in my head, so it's weird hearing it attached to this junk

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Re: The Crazies
« Reply #7 on: February 09, 2010, 03:48:36 PM »
Quote from: JD on February 09, 2010, 03:20:59 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on February 09, 2010, 02:58:57 PM
Quote from: JD on February 09, 2010, 10:39:29 AM
Tim Olyphant always brings it.

In Girl Next Door? Forget it. That guy was outstanding.



He was awesome. 

I'll always remember him as Petey from "Dreamcatcher"
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Re: The Crazies
« Reply #8 on: February 09, 2010, 05:29:16 PM »
Quote from: Pre on February 09, 2010, 03:26:01 PM
Mad World belongs to Donnie Darko in my head, so it's weird hearing it attached to this junk

Donnie Darko?  Really?  Tim Olyphant would make Jake Gylenhal go down on him.  Not because Tim's ghey, but just to show Jake who the better actor is.  And Jake would do it, too, because he was in that one movie where he played a time-traveling Arab with long hair.
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Re: The Crazies
« Reply #9 on: March 01, 2010, 11:19:46 AM »
Saw the movie this weekend and it was pretty good.  If you are fan of zombie movies, then you will not be disappointed.  However, beyond that, the acting is delightful and the plot is engaging.  At times, it doesn't feel like you are watching a horror movie, but rather a documentary.  Very much in the mold of 28 Days Later, in terms of its proximity to feeling "real."  Plus, there are some comedic moments, as well.

No nudity, though, so a huge minus.

Overall, good flick, but make it a matinee.
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Re: The Crazies
« Reply #10 on: March 01, 2010, 11:29:58 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 01, 2010, 11:19:46 AM
Overall, good flick, but make it a matinee.

I think this is LA-ese for "three stars."
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Re: The Crazies
« Reply #11 on: March 01, 2010, 11:54:48 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 01, 2010, 11:19:46 AM
At times, it doesn't feel like you are watching a horror movie, but rather a documentary. 

A documentary about zombies?  How about a documentary about time travellers?  Or talking mice who have dogs as pets?
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Re: The Crazies
« Reply #12 on: March 01, 2010, 12:01:07 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on March 01, 2010, 11:54:48 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 01, 2010, 11:19:46 AM
At times, it doesn't feel like you are watching a horror movie, but rather a documentary. 

A documentary about zombies?  How about a documentary about time travellers?  Or talking mice who have dogs as pets?

I would watch that documentary.
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Re: The Crazies
« Reply #13 on: March 01, 2010, 12:34:05 PM »
Quote from: Jon on March 01, 2010, 12:01:07 PM
Quote from: CBStew on March 01, 2010, 11:54:48 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 01, 2010, 11:19:46 AM
At times, it doesn't feel like you are watching a horror movie, but rather a documentary. 

A documentary about zombies?  How about a documentary about time travellers?  Or talking mice who have dogs as pets?

I would watch that documentary.

I'd wank it to that documentary.

But again, still a good movie is Teh Crazies.
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Re: The Crazies
« Reply #14 on: March 01, 2010, 01:06:03 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 01, 2010, 12:34:05 PM
Quote from: Jon on March 01, 2010, 12:01:07 PM
Quote from: CBStew on March 01, 2010, 11:54:48 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 01, 2010, 11:19:46 AM
At times, it doesn't feel like you are watching a horror movie, but rather a documentary. 

A documentary about zombies?  How about a documentary about time travellers?  Or talking mice who have dogs as pets?

I would watch that documentary.

I'd wank it to that documentary.

You sick fuck (NSFWish).
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