Doritos/Bud Light Bowl Breakdown

[Slaky]

If IAN is dead in the impending celebration at least he will die a happy man.

Sean Payton - that's a coach.

Danica Patrick - fuck you.

That's about all I got.

[SKO]

If IAN is dead in the impending celebration at least he will die a happy man.

Sean Payton - that's a coach.

Danica Patrick - fuck you.

That's about all I got.

BREESUS SAVES!!!!

God damnit I'm so fucking happy. LIFE LONG SAINTS FAN UNITE! I've waited so long..endured so much. Too all you nonbelievers and Aaron Brooks's I say fuck off! GEAUX SAINTS!!!!

BREESSUSSS!!!!

[BC]

Great win for the Saints, I honestly didn't think they had much of a chance but they proved themselves tonight...

The Peyton Manning "I'm going to act all pissed off at other players even though I'm the one that just threw the pick six pass" Face returns!

[Andy]

Is now a good time to point out that the worst franchises in NFL history (Tampa and New Orleans) have won as many Super Bowls as the Bears?

But hey, we've got Lovie, and Jerry and Sweaty Teddy.  Why worry?

[Tony]

Having Favre and then the Colts go out like that has made my football year. All of the "die hard clots fans" can suck it. And no, you are not welcome to come back to the Bears after Manning retires.

[Internet Apex]

I can't believe 18 just Favre'd the tub like that. My Facebook feed is FAIL porn right now. WHO DAT!!!

[Jon]

Having Favre and then the Colts go out like that has made my football year. All of the "die hard clots fans" can suck it. And no, you are not welcome to come back to the Bears after Manning retires.

Awesome.

[Waco Kid]

Fuck Manning and fuck the Colts.

[Waco Kid]

Is now a good time to point out that the worst franchises in NFL history (Tampa and New Orleans) have won as many Super Bowls as the Bears?

But hey, we've got Lovie, and Jerry and Sweaty Teddy.  Why worry?

Yeah but they also have one more Super Bowl than the Vikings.

[SKO]

Let me tell you all a story about two boys, one sport, and a nation called America. One's the scion of a powerful family, football royalty. Raised from day one to be the perfect quarterback, schooled in the nuances of the game and given every opportunity to succeed. He's a four year starter at a powerhouse SEC school. He's the first overall pick in the 1998 draft. He blows away the competition, sets records, and is widely regarded as the heir to the title of "greatest quarterback ever", if he doesn't hold it already.

Then there's boy #2. He's too short. His arm's not strong. He puts up a bunch of "inflated" numbers in a novel offense at a second-tier Big Ten football school. He's taken in the 2nd round by a franchise prone to mistrust young quarterbacks because of a previously destructive relationship with one. After three years they deem him a failure. They draft his replacement while he sits and watches. He has two seasons of revival, two seasons where he shows them the mistake they made and yet it all seems moot when he blows out his shoulder. Every team in the league passes on the chance to sign him, all but one destitute franchise coming off a 3-13 season and the near-complete destruction of their home city. Against the odds he makes them the league's most feared offense. He gets them close to glory on multiple occasions until finally getting them to the big game, going up against Prince Manning (boy #1) himself.

What happens?

Come crunch time, the Chosen One throws the game away while the short, weak-armed quarterback that nobody wanted sets the Super Bowl record for completions in a game.

The moral?

Don't fuck with the Breesus.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Let me tell you all a story about two boys, one sport, and a nation called America. One's the scion of a powerful family, football royalty. Raised from day one to be the perfect quarterback, schooled in the nuances of the game and given every opportunity to succeed. He's a four year starter at a powerhouse SEC school. He's the first overall pick in the 1998 draft. He blows away the competition, sets records, and is widely regarded as the heir to the title of "greatest quarterback ever", if he doesn't hold it already.

Then there's boy #2. He's too short. His arm's not strong. He puts up a bunch of "inflated" numbers in a novel offense at a second-tier Big Ten football school. He's taken in the 2nd round by a franchise prone to mistrust young quarterbacks because of a previously destructive relationship with one. After three years they deem him a failure. They draft his replacement while he sits and watches. He has two seasons of revival, two seasons where he shows them the mistake they made and yet it all seems moot when he blows out his shoulder. Every team in the league passes on the chance to sign him, all but one destitute franchise coming off a 3-13 season and the near-complete destruction of their home city. Against the odds he makes them the league's most feared offense. He gets them close to glory on multiple occasions until finally getting them to the big game, going up against Prince Manning (boy #1) himself.

What happens?

Come crunch time, the Chosen One throws the game away while the short, weak-armed quarterback that nobody wanted sets the Super Bowl record for completions in a game.

The moral?

Don't fuck with the Breesus.

Who dat?

No... Really... Who dat?'d

[ChuckD]

Let me tell you all a story about two boys, one sport, and a nation called America. One's the scion of a powerful family, football royalty. Raised from day one to be the perfect quarterback, schooled in the nuances of the game and given every opportunity to succeed. He's a four year starter at a powerhouse SEC school. He's the first overall pick in the 1998 draft. He blows away the competition, sets records, and is widely regarded as the heir to the title of "greatest quarterback ever", if he doesn't hold it already.

Then there's boy #2. He's too short. His arm's not strong. He puts up a bunch of "inflated" numbers in a novel offense at a second-tier Big Ten football school. He's taken in the 2nd round by a franchise prone to mistrust young quarterbacks because of a previously destructive relationship with one. After three years they deem him a failure. They draft his replacement while he sits and watches. He has two seasons of revival, two seasons where he shows them the mistake they made and yet it all seems moot when he blows out his shoulder. Every team in the league passes on the chance to sign him, all but one destitute franchise coming off a 3-13 season and the near-complete destruction of their home city. Against the odds he makes them the league's most feared offense. He gets them close to glory on multiple occasions until finally getting them to the big game, going up against Prince Manning (boy #1) himself.

What happens?

Come crunch time, the Chosen One throws the game away while the short, weak-armed quarterback that nobody wanted sets the Super Bowl record for completions in a game.

The moral?

Don't fuck with the Breesus.

Who dat?

No... Really... Who dat?'d

tldr

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHIqveatztY

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

BTW... While their preseason projections may have been totally for shit, and while you generally can't find their site through such conventional means as "google," who else favored our beloved Saints going into last night besides those faggots at Footballoutsiders.com?

New Orleans: 52.2%
Indianapolis: 47.8%

[BH]

I thought SKO's rant was going to be about Garrett Hartley.

[Jon]

This is, quite literally, the dumbest sports blog post I have ever read.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/342457-onside-kick-was-dirty-pool