My dick is sort of like a white supremacist.
He looked like a brown guy but sounded like a white guy.
On Obama's Nobel Prize:
Whatís he going to do, send it back? Itís like Iím getting a wrongful bulge in my pants and everyoneís thinking Iíve got a nine-inch cock. Iím not going to argue with them, Iím going to let them think I have a nine-inch cock.
I should be having sex with more girls.