2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive

[Sterling Archer]

Also considered:

A Long Offseason March to Yet Another Disaster
The Worst Show on Turf
Lovie's Already Out of Challenges
O-Line?  More Like No Line, AMIRITE?
Urlacher Impregnation Tour
In Which Briggs Crashes on Purpose
Super Bowel Here We Come
At Least They Don't Have A First Round Pick
Kahlil Bell Sploogefest

[CBStew]

Good work.  I was going to start a thread called "Bare up, Chicago Bears 2010".  But then I thought better of it.

[Fork]

"You Gotta Have Heart."

[Yeti]

I'm starting to rethink my Deadpool pick

[BH]

No clue if this is real, but if it is, holy shit is it complex.

http://www.scribd.com/doc/2945347/2000-Rams-Martz-Offense

[Yeti]

No clue if this is real, but if it is, holy shit is it complex.

http://www.scribd.com/doc/2945347/2000-Rams-Martz-Offense

Yes, it is. The Score posted that. I have complete confidence that the Bears offense can absorb all that. Martz doesn't like to run the same play twice in a game, so you know it'll get used. Plus, it's not like the Bears haven't had any players being held back because they couldn't learn the playbook, right?

[CT III]

What am I to make of the Bobby DePaul firing?  SKO, I need to know what to think!

[BH]

What am I to make of the Bobby DePaul firing?  SKO, I need to know what to think!

Absolutely nothing is what you should make of this. It's just rearranging shit that won't matter for 2010, then watching the new guy get fired after the season. It gives the bears another guy to blame for sucking last year, even though DePaul was "best known for engineering the trade for quarterback Jay Cutler." Bear football.

[Ivy6]

What am I to make of the Bobby DePaul firing?  SKO, I need to know what to think!

Absolutely nothing is what you should make of this. It's just rearranging shit that won't matter for 2010, then watching the new guy get fired after the season. It gives the bears another guy to blame for sucking last year, even though DePaul was "best known for engineering the trade for quarterback Jay Cutler." Bear football.

Yeah, how the fuck hard was it to "engineer" the Cutler trade. 

Bears: "Hi Denver, we want Jay Cutler"
Denver: "well, Washington has offered us two 1s and a 3."
Bears: "That is fair, can I have a 5th back?"
Denver: "Yes, but we will need a quarterback for this season"
Bears: "Ok, here's Orton, we won't need him anymore."
Denver: "Sweet."

[Brownie]

What am I to make of the Bobby DePaul firing?  SKO, I need to know what to think!

Absolutely nothing is what you should make of this. It's just rearranging shit that won't matter for 2010, then watching the new guy get fired after the season. It gives the bears another guy to blame for sucking last year, even though DePaul was "best known for engineering the trade for quarterback Jay Cutler." Bear football.

OK, you can tell me that Rod Marinelli and Lovie Smith "engineered" the Tampa-2 defense, or that Mike Martz "engineered" the Greatest Show on Turf, or that Jim Finks and Jerry Vainisi "engineered" the 1985 Bears (yes, I know Finks was gone by 1985, but he started the work in the late 70s/early 80s).

But how do you engineer a trade?

Intrepid Reader: Jim Hendry
Good question, T.J. You should ask my newest Assistant to the General Manager. He engineered a trade that brought us Cesar Izturis!

[BH]

Update on the Bobby Depaul signing. On the score this morning, they said that Depaul wasn't a Lovie yes man and they suspected this was the reason he was fired. It was also said that he brought in 14 of the players on our last Super Bowl team, not angelo.

[Internet Apex]

Update on the Bobby Depaul signing. On the score this morning, they said that Depaul wasn't a Lovie yes man and they suspected this was the reason he was fired. It was also said that he brought in 14 of the players on our last Super Bowl team, not angelo.

What else did they say? And what word from Slezak?

[SKO]

Update on the Bobby Depaul signing. On the score this morning, they said that Depaul wasn't a Lovie yes man and they suspected this was the reason he was fired. It was also said that he brought in 14 of the players on our last Super Bowl team, not angelo.

What else did they say? And what word from Slezak?

I'm sure that, because we're all so god damned angry about the totally fucked up situation in the Bears front office and we'd like to believe someone on the inside is just as mad, we're going to make DePaul out to be the here who stood up bravely to Lovie and Jerry and screamed "None shall pass! The bullshit-toleration stops here!" and that he got axed for his heroics, but my guess is, with the timing and the fact that he had to be escorted out, that he simply stole money or nailed somebody's wife and just got fired for non-football related reasons. I doubt this is a sign of dissent amongst the legion of the inept.

[CT III]

Update on the Bobby Depaul signing. On the score this morning, they said that Depaul wasn't a Lovie yes man and they suspected this was the reason he was fired. It was also said that he brought in 14 of the players on our last Super Bowl team, not angelo.

What else did they say? And what word from Slezak?

I'm sure that, because we're all so god damned angry about the totally fucked up situation in the Bears front office and we'd like to believe someone on the inside is just as mad, we're going to make DePaul out to be the here who stood up bravely to Lovie and Jerry and screamed "None shall pass! The bullshit-toleration stops here!" and that he got axed for his heroics, but my guess is, with the timing and the fact that he had to be escorted out, that he simply stole money or nailed somebody's wife and just got fired for non-football related reasons. I doubt this is a sign of dissent amongst the legion of the inept.

I disagree.  I choose to believe he was fired for his intolerance towards bullshit.

[SKO]

Update on the Bobby Depaul signing. On the score this morning, they said that Depaul wasn't a Lovie yes man and they suspected this was the reason he was fired. It was also said that he brought in 14 of the players on our last Super Bowl team, not angelo.

What else did they say? And what word from Slezak?

I'm sure that, because we're all so god damned angry about the totally fucked up situation in the Bears front office and we'd like to believe someone on the inside is just as mad, we're going to make DePaul out to be the here who stood up bravely to Lovie and Jerry and screamed "None shall pass! The bullshit-toleration stops here!" and that he got axed for his heroics, but my guess is, with the timing and the fact that he had to be escorted out, that he simply stole money or nailed somebody's wife and just got fired for non-football related reasons. I doubt this is a sign of dissent amongst the legion of the inept.

I disagree.  I choose to believe he was fired for his intolerance towards bullshit.

Sometimes the things that may or may not be true are the things a man needs to believe in the most. That people are basically good; that honor, courage, and virtue mean everything; that power and money, money and power mean nothing; that good always triumphs over evil; and I want you to remember this, that bullshit....bullshit should never be tolerated. You remember that, boy. You remember that. Doesn't matter if it's true or not. You see, a man should believe in those things, because those are the things worth believing in.