2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive

[Slaky]

So Trent Dilfer says he doesn't think the Bears' style can win in the playoffs. Here's my question: how the fuck can Trent Dilfer of anybody argue that a team with an average offense and a great defense can't win in the playoffs? Dilfer is the least-deserving Superbowl winning quarterback of all-time. Granted, the 2000 season was somewhat of an anomaly since fate conspired to have Kerry Collins and Trent Dilfer face off in the Superbowl, but still.

Because Trent Dilfer is a pile of determined wrongness never seen by the human eye. I swear every time he talks I want to punch his upside down face right off his face.

Seriously. You look like a foot with eyes. Go die in a polluted lake.

[SKO]

So Trent Dilfer says he doesn't think the Bears' style can win in the playoffs. Here's my question: how the fuck can Trent Dilfer of anybody argue that a team with an average offense and a great defense can't win in the playoffs? Dilfer is the least-deserving Superbowl winning quarterback of all-time. Granted, the 2000 season was somewhat of an anomaly since fate conspired to have Kerry Collins and Trent Dilfer face off in the Superbowl, but still.

Because Trent Dilfer is a pile of determined wrongness never seen by the human eye. I swear every time he talks I want to punch his upside down face right off his face.

Seriously. You look like a foot with eyes. Go die in a polluted lake.

THIS. Jesus Christ, and I've never seen someone so apt to praise QBs like Jon Kitna, Kyle Orton, David Garrard and jump down the throats of guys like Cutler. I swear he has some agenda of attempting to raise the reputation of "game managers" until someday people don't say "Trent Dilfer won a Superbowl? What a f*%king joke."

[SKO]

DPD. Also, because it amuses me, here is Trent Dilfer's hilarious statline from 1995:

224/415 (54.0%), 2774 YDs, 4 TDs, 18 INTs, 6.7 YPA, 60.1 Rating.

He's no Jake Plummer circa 1999, and I'm aware that many poor players have been decent analysts, but I'll always take that as proof that that man knows nothing about the QB position.

[Internet Apex]

So Trent Dilfer says he doesn't think the Bears' style can win in the playoffs. Here's my question: how the fuck can Trent Dilfer of anybody argue that a team with an average offense and a great defense can't win in the playoffs? Dilfer is the least-deserving Superbowl winning quarterback of all-time. Granted, the 2000 season was somewhat of an anomaly since fate conspired to have Kerry Collins and Trent Dilfer face off in the Superbowl, but still.

What is the Bears' "style" he's speaking of? The one that produced 31 points against Philly or the one that gave up 9 first-half sacks to the Giants? Or is he concerned that the defense and special teams are too good? I kind of agree that if the Bears fail to score enough points, they'll eventually lose to a team that scores a bunch. Fro Dog taught me that. He should work for ESPN.

[Fork]

So Trent Dilfer says he doesn't think the Bears' style can win in the playoffs. Here's my question: how the fuck can Trent Dilfer of anybody argue that a team with an average offense and a great defense can't win in the playoffs? Dilfer is the least-deserving Superbowl winning quarterback of all-time. Granted, the 2000 season was somewhat of an anomaly since fate conspired to have Kerry Collins and Trent Dilfer face off in the Superbowl, but still.

What is the Bears' "style" he's speaking of? The one that produced 31 points against Philly or the one that gave up 9 first-half sacks to the Giants? Or is he concerned that the defense and special teams are too good? I kind of agree that if the Bears fail to score enough points, they'll eventually lose to a team that scores a bunch. Fro Dog taught me that. He should work for ESPN.

Someone needs to explain to Dilfer that this is an 11-on-11 game.

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

DPD. Also, because it amuses me, here is Trent Dilfer's hilarious statline from 1995:

224/415 (54.0%), 2774 YDs, 4 TDs, 18 INTs, 6.7 YPA, 60.1 Rating.

He's no Jake Plummer circa 1999, and I'm aware that many poor players have been decent analysts, but I'll always take that as proof that that man knows nothing about the QB position.

*shakes fist*

[SKO]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73dW4740ILE&feature=related For anyone wanting a fond memory who missed this in the shoutbox.

[Internet Apex]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73dW4740ILE&feature=related For anyone wanting a fond memory who missed this in the shoutbox.

We've done that here before but no worries because it will never stop being the balls.

[BC]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73dW4740ILE&feature=related For anyone wanting a fond memory who missed this in the shoutbox.

Yes! This was also the infamous Bonnie Bernstein "Two Dicks? Wow!" game...