The Royals are super-smart

[MAD]

What's the over/under on number of waitresses at The Hurricane getting knocked up this year?

We get it, you're familiar with Kansas City for some reason.

We get it.  You Lake County hot-tubbers would never dream of setting foot in such an ill-educated, backwards-ass burg.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

What's the over/under on number of waitresses at The Hurricane getting knocked up this year?

We get it, you're familiar with Kansas City for some reason.

We get it.  You Lake County hot-tubbers would never dream of setting foot in such an ill-educated, backwards-ass burg.

Lake County? Bah!

Who do you think I am... TJ Slaky?

[Jon]

What's the over/under on number of waitresses at The Hurricane getting knocked up this year?

We get it, you're familiar with Kansas City for some reason.

We get it.  You Lake County hot-tubbers would never dream of setting foot in such an ill-educated, backwards-ass burg.

Lake County? Bah!

Who do you think I am... TJ Slaky?

TJ Slaky? I love that place. Fine family dining at an affordable price. And tons of crazy crap on the walls.

[CT III]

What's the over/under on number of waitresses at The Hurricane getting knocked up this year?

We get it, you're familiar with Kansas City for some reason.

We get it.  You Lake County hot-tubbers would never dream of setting foot in such an ill-educated, backwards-ass burg.

Lake County? Bah!

Who do you think I am... TJ Slaky?

TJ Slaky? I love that place. Fine family dining at an affordable price. And tons of crazy crap on the walls.

I prefer Professor PJ Cornacopia's Fantastic Foodamagorium and Great American Steakery myself.

[smg]

http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100210&content_id=8052790&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb&partnerId=rss_mlb

Missed you at the Cubs Convention.

Awww ... just wasn't up for it this year.  Or last year.

There are plenty of other opportunities to hang out with nerdy internet nerds.  Although if your "boyfriend" still doesn't like baseball, there are probably other issues in play.

It's kind of weird that you remember that, considering that we broke up a year and a half ago.

[Shooter]

http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100210&content_id=8052790&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb&partnerId=rss_mlb

He's 33, he hasn't started a game in 10 years, he's always struggled with his consistency, and there's always the delicate matter of whether he has a drinking problem. What could go wrong?

Starting goes better with drinking; he'll know when he has to be ready to pitch.

[Richard Chuggar]

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Missed you at the Cubs Convention.

Awww ... just wasn't up for it this year.  Or last year.

There are plenty of other opportunities to hang out with nerdy internet nerds.  Although if your "boyfriend" still doesn't like baseball, there are probably other issues in play.

It's kind of weird that you remember that, considering that we broke up a year and a half ago.

Well, I'm kind of weird.  
Wanna go out?

[Brownie]

What's the over/under on number of waitresses at The Hurricane getting knocked up this year?

We get it, you're familiar with Kansas City for some reason.

We get it.  You Lake County hot-tubbers would never dream of setting foot in such an ill-educated, backwards-ass burg.

Lake County? Bah!

Who do you think I am... TJ Slaky?

TJ Slaky? I love that place. Fine family dining at an affordable price. And tons of crazy crap on the walls.

I prefer Professor PJ Cornacopia's Fantastic Foodamagorium and Great American Steakery myself.

T.J. Slaky's is located just south of Townline Road on Milwaukee Ave. in Vernon Hills.

[Slaky]

What's the over/under on number of waitresses at The Hurricane getting knocked up this year?

We get it, you're familiar with Kansas City for some reason.

We get it.  You Lake County hot-tubbers would never dream of setting foot in such an ill-educated, backwards-ass burg.

Lake County? Bah!

Who do you think I am... TJ Slaky?

TJ Slaky? I love that place. Fine family dining at an affordable price. And tons of crazy crap on the walls.

I prefer Professor PJ Cornacopia's Fantastic Foodamagorium and Great American Steakery myself.

T.J. Slaky's is located just south of Townline Road on Milwaukee Ave. in Vernon Hills.

Our servers are required to wear 16 pieces of flair.

[Yeti]

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Missed you at the Cubs Convention.

Awww ... just wasn't up for it this year.  Or last year.

There are plenty of other opportunities to hang out with nerdy internet nerds.  Although if your "boyfriend" still doesn't like baseball, there are probably other issues in play.

It's kind of weird that you remember that, considering that we broke up a year and a half ago.

Well, I'm kind of weird.  
Wanna go out?

Everyone, quiet... This thread just got interesting.

[smg]

http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100210&content_id=8052790&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb&partnerId=rss_mlb

Missed you at the Cubs Convention.

Awww ... just wasn't up for it this year.  Or last year.

There are plenty of other opportunities to hang out with nerdy internet nerds.  Although if your "boyfriend" still doesn't like baseball, there are probably other issues in play.

It's kind of weird that you remember that, considering that we broke up a year and a half ago.

Well, I'm kind of weird.  
Wanna go out?

To be honest, I haven't been around enough recently to know what your username evolved from, meaning I have no idea who you are.  Nevertheless, I'm guessing that I would politely decline, anyway. 

[CT III]

http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100210&content_id=8052790&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb&partnerId=rss_mlb

Missed you at the Cubs Convention.

Awww ... just wasn't up for it this year.  Or last year.

There are plenty of other opportunities to hang out with nerdy internet nerds.  Although if your "boyfriend" still doesn't like baseball, there are probably other issues in play.

It's kind of weird that you remember that, considering that we broke up a year and a half ago.

Well, I'm kind of weird.  
Wanna go out?

To be honest, I haven't been around enough recently to know what your username evolved from, meaning I have no idea who you are.  Nevertheless, I'm guessing that I would politely decline, anyway. 

Or you would throw a bucket of scalding hot cat piss on him.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100210&content_id=8052790&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb&partnerId=rss_mlb

Missed you at the Cubs Convention.

Awww ... just wasn't up for it this year.  Or last year.

There are plenty of other opportunities to hang out with nerdy internet nerds.  Although if your "boyfriend" still doesn't like baseball, there are probably other issues in play.

It's kind of weird that you remember that, considering that we broke up a year and a half ago.

Well, I'm kind of weird.  
Wanna go out?

To be honest, I haven't been around enough recently to know what your username evolved from, meaning I have no idea who you are.  Nevertheless, I'm guessing that I would politely decline, anyway.  

Hint.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Or you would throw a bucket of scalding hot cat piss on him.

Who takes the time to boil feline urine?

[Jon]

Or you would throw a bucket of scalding hot cat piss on him.

Who takes the time to boil feline urine?

People who play the game the right way.