The Royals are super-smart

[PenFoe]

Or you would throw a bucket of scalding hot cat piss on him.

Who takes the time to boil feline urine?

People who play the game the right way.

You have to boil it before you pour it down Gil's toilet.

[smg]

http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100210&content_id=8052790&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb&partnerId=rss_mlb

Missed you at the Cubs Convention.

Awww ... just wasn't up for it this year.  Or last year.

There are plenty of other opportunities to hang out with nerdy internet nerds.  Although if your "boyfriend" still doesn't like baseball, there are probably other issues in play.

It's kind of weird that you remember that, considering that we broke up a year and a half ago.

Well, I'm kind of weird.  
Wanna go out?

To be honest, I haven't been around enough recently to know what your username evolved from, meaning I have no idea who you are.  Nevertheless, I'm guessing that I would politely decline, anyway. 

Or you would throw a bucket of scalding hot cat piss on him.

I would never do that.  Just not my style.

[Richard Chuggar]

http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100210&content_id=8052790&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb&partnerId=rss_mlb

Missed you at the Cubs Convention.

Awww ... just wasn't up for it this year.  Or last year.

There are plenty of other opportunities to hang out with nerdy internet nerds.  Although if your "boyfriend" still doesn't like baseball, there are probably other issues in play.

It's kind of weird that you remember that, considering that we broke up a year and a half ago.

Well, I'm kind of weird.  
Wanna go out?

To be honest, I haven't been around enough recently to know what your username evolved from, meaning I have no idea who you are.  Nevertheless, I'm guessing that I would politely decline, anyway. 

Or you would throw a bucket of scalding hot cat piss on him.

I would never do that.  Just not my style.

I'm me.

[CT III]

Or you would throw a bucket of scalding hot cat piss on him.

Who takes the time to boil feline urine?

I thought that Slaky did:

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=4258.msg75424#msg75424

But upon closer examination, it appears I added the cat part myself.

Still, the spirit of the thing belongs to him.

[Slaky]

Or you would throw a bucket of scalding hot cat piss on him.

Who takes the time to boil feline urine?

I thought that Slaky did:

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=4258.msg75424#msg75424

But upon closer examination, it appears I added the cat part myself.

Still, the spirit of the thing belongs to him.

Looks like I wrote puckets instead of buckets. Damn it.

[MAD]

That is a 5 star thread bump.  Holy crap.

[Gilgamesh]

Or you would throw a bucket of scalding hot cat piss on him.

Who takes the time to boil feline urine?

People who play the game the right way.

You have to boil it before you pour it down Gil's toilet.

Keep your animal excretory products out of my toilet, hooligans.

[Wheezer]

Or you would throw a bucket of scalding hot cat piss on him.

Who takes the time to boil feline urine?

People who play the game the right way.

You have to boil it before you pour it down Gil's toilet.

Keep your animal excretory products out of my toilet, hooligans.

Because many people lack the time or mental resolution to follow my fasting system, I have a detoxification method which has been widely adopted. I do not prescribe for individuals, and I am in sympathy with any reader who wishes to be under the observation of a physician during the process of a fast or detoxification regime. I am an advocate of the process of a fast or detoxification regime. I am an advocate of the papain enzyme, and I personally follow this even in my regular regime. Note that HOT water should be used and that the process can go on for several days--up to five. At the request of a doctor in Santa Monica who followed my system, I observed a man who at the end of TEN days passed an odorous mass scoured from the intestinal wall! This is unusual!

[Jon]

Or you would throw a bucket of scalding hot cat piss on him.

Who takes the time to boil feline urine?

People who play the game the right way.

You have to boil it before you pour it down Gil's toilet.

Keep your animal excretory products out of my toilet, hooligans.

Because many people lack the time or mental resolution to follow my fasting system, I have a detoxification method which has been widely adopted. I do not prescribe for individuals, and I am in sympathy with any reader who wishes to be under the observation of a physician during the process of a fast or detoxification regime. I am an advocate of the process of a fast or detoxification regime. I am an advocate of the papain enzyme, and I personally follow this even in my regular regime. Note that HOT water should be used and that the process can go on for several days--up to five. At the request of a doctor in Santa Monica who followed my system, I observed a man who at the end of TEN days passed an odorous mass scoured from the intestinal wall! This is unusual!

As long as it's not feline in origin, Gil will be fine with it.