How you crappin'?

[Jon]

Actually, I have another tale of the liquid garbage can.  On Friday, my cohabitator called and asked me to pick up Drain-o when I came home.  I did so and when I got home, she dutifully took it and began using it on the shower, as her hair was the reason for its clog in the first place.  So, after about an hour, she goes back to the shower stall and lets hot water go down the drain.  Following this, she begins to remove, by hand and paper-clip, some of the clumps of hair and whatever that had accumulated in the drain.  Now, instead of taking those clumps and putting them in the garbarge can a mere three feet away, she takes them and puts them in the toilet, a mere TWO feet away.

Doesn't mechanical clearing of the drain usually precede the use of caustics?

Anyway, my last girlfriend had a good story about dining at her neighbors' house for the first time. When they were done eating, the kids were instructed to clear off their plates, and the resident children promptly marched into the bathroom, leaving their parents staring at her expectantly. I think it was spaghetti and meatballs.

I know you're real b/c I've met you, but you're a fucking liar.

You can repress it, but it's all a product of your unconscious mind.

So, here's something.  Do you mean "subconscious"?  I've heard others use "unconscious" in the same manner, and far be it for me to question anyone's word choice, but, the question stands.

Unconscious would mean knocked out or not conscious.
Sunconscious would mean thoughts or what-have-you beneath the conscious.

On the other hand, I suppose I see where unconscious would also fit, as in not in conscious thought.  In which case, what's the difference?

I meant "unconscious mind" in the "psychoanalytic" sense of the source of seemingly acausal events such as the plot twists of sleeping dreams.

D'UR.

[BH]

Actually, I have another tale of the liquid garbage can.  On Friday, my cohabitator called and asked me to pick up Drain-o when I came home.  I did so and when I got home, she dutifully took it and began using it on the shower, as her hair was the reason for its clog in the first place.  So, after about an hour, she goes back to the shower stall and lets hot water go down the drain.  Following this, she begins to remove, by hand and paper-clip, some of the clumps of hair and whatever that had accumulated in the drain.  Now, instead of taking those clumps and putting them in the garbarge can a mere three feet away, she takes them and puts them in the toilet, a mere TWO feet away.

Doesn't mechanical clearing of the drain usually precede the use of caustics?

Anyway, my last girlfriend had a good story about dining at her neighbors' house for the first time. When they were done eating, the kids were instructed to clear off their plates, and the resident children promptly marched into the bathroom, leaving their parents staring at her expectantly. I think it was spaghetti and meatballs.

I know you're real b/c I've met you, but you're a fucking liar.

You can repress it, but it's all a product of your unconscious mind.

So, here's something.  Do you mean "subconscious"?  I've heard others use "unconscious" in the same manner, and far be it for me to question anyone's word choice, but, the question stands.

Unconscious would mean knocked out or not conscious.
Sunconscious would mean thoughts or what-have-you beneath the conscious.

On the other hand, I suppose I see where unconscious would also fit, as in not in conscious thought.  In which case, what's the difference?

What the fuck is "sunconscious?"

Oleg is just promoting his faggy, hippy threads man.
http://www.cafepress.com/+sunconscious_white_tshirt,397877193

[Sterling Archer]

So would it be...

ZD + Breasts = KP

[BH]

So would it be...

ZD + Breasts = KP

Sure. I can see that. I think both are good looking.

[CBStew]

Fundraising advice for Andy:  Collect the wisdom of this thread and market it as a toilet training manual for new parents.  Advertise it with a caution that if they screw it up their kid could end up posting here someday.

[Powdered Toast Man]

So would it be...

ZD + Breasts = KP

Sure. I can see that. I think both are good looking.

I mean, they're not ugly, but there are certainly hotter broads to look at.  Like, Maggie G.

[morpheus]

So would it be...

ZD + Breasts = KP

Sure. I can see that. I think both are good looking.

I mean, they're not ugly, but there are certainly hotter broads to look at.  Like, Maggie G.

HAWT.

[PenFoe]

Because this thread is entirely too awesome to end with Maggie Thryllenhaal, I'm bumping for a legit question.

Do you always piss when you take a crap?

Because lately I've been having to go back to the bathroom just a few minutes after the dump because I somehow forget to piss. (Insert Pen is so old joke here).

Just wondering if this is common or if I'm beginning the slow journey into dementia.

[Yeti]

Because this thread is entirely too awesome to end with Maggie Thryllenhaal, I'm bumping for a legit question.

Do you always piss when you take a crap?

Because lately I've been having to go back to the bathroom just a few minutes after the dump because I somehow forget to piss. (Insert Pen is so old joke here).

Just wondering if this is common or if I'm beginning the slow journey into dementia.

I piss while I crap on occasion. It's not a commonplace though.

[Gilgamesh]

Because this thread is entirely too awesome to end with Maggie Thryllenhaal, I'm bumping for a legit question.

Do you always piss when you take a crap?

Because lately I've been having to go back to the bathroom just a few minutes after the dump because I somehow forget to piss. (Insert Pen is so old joke here).

Just wondering if this is common or if I'm beginning the slow journey into dementia.

I piss while I crap on occasion. It's not a commonplace though.

For me, it's always a given. 

Also, since lunch has long passed you Central Time Zoners, yesterday I had the worst diarrhea known to man.  I think it was a combination of buffalo wings and a Long Island Iced Tea that I had at lunch.

That shit came out like a fucking garden hose.  Burned like a mofo.  It felt like pure stomach acid.

PS - It was a birthday lunch, so drinking was appropriate.  The boss was there, after all.

[Jon]

Because this thread is entirely too awesome to end with Maggie Thryllenhaal, I'm bumping for a legit question.

Do you always piss when you take a crap?

Because lately I've been having to go back to the bathroom just a few minutes after the dump because I somehow forget to piss. (Insert Pen is so old joke here).

Just wondering if this is common or if I'm beginning the slow journey into dementia.

I piss while I crap on occasion. It's not a commonplace though.

For me, it's always a given. 

Also, since lunch has long passed you Central Time Zoners, yesterday I had the worst diarrhea known to man.  I think it was a combination of buffalo wings and a Long Island Iced Tea that I had at lunch.

That shit came out like a fucking garden hose.  Burned like a mofo.  It felt like pure stomach acid.

PS - It was a birthday lunch, so drinking was appropriate.  The boss was there, after all.

Did your boss pay for a trip to the VIP room?

[Gilgamesh]

Because this thread is entirely too awesome to end with Maggie Thryllenhaal, I'm bumping for a legit question.

Do you always piss when you take a crap?

Because lately I've been having to go back to the bathroom just a few minutes after the dump because I somehow forget to piss. (Insert Pen is so old joke here).

Just wondering if this is common or if I'm beginning the slow journey into dementia.

I piss while I crap on occasion. It's not a commonplace though.

For me, it's always a given. 

Also, since lunch has long passed you Central Time Zoners, yesterday I had the worst diarrhea known to man.  I think it was a combination of buffalo wings and a Long Island Iced Tea that I had at lunch.

That shit came out like a fucking garden hose.  Burned like a mofo.  It felt like pure stomach acid.

PS - It was a birthday lunch, so drinking was appropriate.  The boss was there, after all.

Did your boss pay for a trip to the VIP room?

He was too busy makin' it rain!

[Richard Chuggar]

Because this thread is entirely too awesome to end with Maggie Thryllenhaal, I'm bumping for a legit question.

Do you always piss when you take a crap?

Because lately I've been having to go back to the bathroom just a few minutes after the dump because I somehow forget to piss. (Insert Pen is so old joke here).

Just wondering if this is common or if I'm beginning the slow journey into dementia.

I'm not a Dr. but I think if you don't piss while you're shitting, you should go see a doctor.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Softly and regularly.  And we're out of Glade.

[Slaky]

Remember: sometimes poo, always pee.