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Question: How do you wipe?
Standing—Hollywood style
Sitting—the humble, old-fashioned American way
Squating/hovering/can't make up my mind
Bidet
Can't reach back there, use the towelrack like a bootscraper
I only shit in the shower
A team of orphans swabs my dainty hole with perfumed chamois leather while I sun on the terrace
I don't

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« Reply #45 on: February 16, 2010, 01:12:05 PM »

I'm going to waffle on ZD.  Meh for me.  Christina Hendricks, on the other hand...

Also, I stand.  It's always been the way I do it, so I can't say I have any science or theory behind it.  Thrill's advocacy for sitting has merit, and I will try it, but I doubt I'll ultimately change the way I wipe.

Good poll question.

I assume you stand to keep an eye out for unwanted cat foecal matter.

I stand as well, always have. Don't have a reason. I sometimes sit in public toilets so I don't "prairie dog" over the top of the stall.

I can only guess one of the following:
1. You're really, really tall.
2. You're using the stalls at elementary schools
3. You're standing ON the toilet seat when you do this.
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« Reply #46 on: February 16, 2010, 01:18:02 PM »

I'm going to waffle on ZD.  Meh for me.  Christina Hendricks, on the other hand...

Also, I stand.  It's always been the way I do it, so I can't say I have any science or theory behind it.  Thrill's advocacy for sitting has merit, and I will try it, but I doubt I'll ultimately change the way I wipe.

Good poll question.

I assume you stand to keep an eye out for unwanted cat foecal matter.

I stand as well, always have. Don't have a reason. I sometimes sit in public toilets so I don't "prairie dog" over the top of the stall.

I can only guess one of the following:
1. You're really, really tall.
2. You're using the stalls at elementary schools
3. You're standing ON the toilet seat when you do this.

I'm about 6 feet tall. Most of the stalls I've been in are about 5'6" tall.
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« Reply #47 on: February 16, 2010, 01:22:32 PM »

I dig the use of "Prairie Dog" to describe the standing wipe in public stall conundrum. But to me "Prairie Doggin'" was always a prerequisite for entering a public stall to begin with.
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« Reply #48 on: February 16, 2010, 01:23:01 PM »

I dig the use of "Prairie Dog" to describe the standing wipe in public stall conundrum. But to me "Prairie Doggin'" was always a prerequisite for entering a public stall to begin with.

Touche.
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« Reply #49 on: February 16, 2010, 01:26:32 PM »

I'm going to waffle on ZD.  Meh for me.  Christina Hendricks, on the other hand...

Also, I stand.  It's always been the way I do it, so I can't say I have any science or theory behind it.  Thrill's advocacy for sitting has merit, and I will try it, but I doubt I'll ultimately change the way I wipe.

Good poll question.

I assume you stand to keep an eye out for unwanted cat foecal matter.

I stand as well, always have. Don't have a reason. I sometimes sit in public toilets so I don't "prairie dog" over the top of the stall.

Cat foeaces out of my toilet!!!

Actually, I have another tale of the liquid garbage can.  On Friday, my cohabitator called and asked me to pick up Drain-o when I came home.  I did so and when I got home, she dutifully took it and began using it on the shower, as her hair was the reason for its clog in the first place.  So, after about an hour, she goes back to the shower stall and lets hot water go down the drain.  Following this, she begins to remove, by hand and paper-clip, some of the clumps of hair and whatever that had accumulated in the drain.  Now, instead of taking those clumps and putting them in the garbarge can a mere three feet away, she takes them and puts them in the toilet, a mere TWO feet away.  

Now, aside from the fact that I don't approve of anything non-foaeces, non-urine, or non-vomit in the toilet, does it make any sense to take that which just clogged the shower drain and put it in the toilet?

Needless to say, an argument ensued, which I won, only by proving that the average size of toilet pipe is equal to if not smaller than the diameter of your average shower drain.  
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« Reply #50 on: February 16, 2010, 01:31:11 PM »

I'm going to waffle on ZD.  Meh for me.  Christina Hendricks, on the other hand...

Also, I stand.  It's always been the way I do it, so I can't say I have any science or theory behind it.  Thrill's advocacy for sitting has merit, and I will try it, but I doubt I'll ultimately change the way I wipe.

Good poll question.

I assume you stand to keep an eye out for unwanted cat foecal matter.

I stand as well, always have. Don't have a reason. I sometimes sit in public toilets so I don't "prairie dog" over the top of the stall.

Cat foeaces out of my toilet!!!

Actually, I have another tale of the liquid garbage can.  On Friday, my cohabitator called and asked me to pick up Drain-o when I came home.  I did so and when I got home, she dutifully took it and began using it on the shower, as her hair was the reason for its clog in the first place.  So, after about an hour, she goes back to the shower stall and lets hot water go down the drain.  Following this, she begins to remove, by hand and paper-clip, some of the clumps of hair and whatever that had accumulated in the drain.  Now, instead of taking those clumps and putting them in the garbarge can a mere three feet away, she takes them and puts them in the toilet, a mere TWO feet away.  

Now, aside from the fact that I don't approve of anything non-foaeces, non-urine, or non-vomit in the toilet, does it make any sense to take that which just clogged the shower drain and put it in the toilet?

Needless to say, an argument ensued, which I won, only by proving that the average size of toilet pipe is equal to if not smaller than the diameter of your average shower drain.  

She sounds like a keeper.

But if you have to give up anything higher than 5th to hold onto her I'd say let her walk.
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« Reply #51 on: February 16, 2010, 01:32:35 PM »

I'm going to waffle on ZD.  Meh for me.  Christina Hendricks, on the other hand...

Also, I stand.  It's always been the way I do it, so I can't say I have any science or theory behind it.  Thrill's advocacy for sitting has merit, and I will try it, but I doubt I'll ultimately change the way I wipe.

Good poll question.

I assume you stand to keep an eye out for unwanted cat foecal matter.

I stand as well, always have. Don't have a reason. I sometimes sit in public toilets so I don't "prairie dog" over the top of the stall.

Cat foeaces out of my toilet!!!

Actually, I have another tale of the liquid garbage can.  On Friday, my cohabitator called and asked me to pick up Drain-o when I came home.  I did so and when I got home, she dutifully took it and began using it on the shower, as her hair was the reason for its clog in the first place.  So, after about an hour, she goes back to the shower stall and lets hot water go down the drain.  Following this, she begins to remove, by hand and paper-clip, some of the clumps of hair and whatever that had accumulated in the drain.  Now, instead of taking those clumps and putting them in the garbarge can a mere three feet away, she takes them and puts them in the toilet, a mere TWO feet away.  

Now, aside from the fact that I don't approve of anything non-foaeces, non-urine, or non-vomit in the toilet, does it make any sense to take that which just clogged the shower drain and put it in the toilet?

Needless to say, an argument ensued, which I won, only by proving that the average size of toilet pipe is equal to if not smaller than the diameter of your average shower drain.  

By winning, you've only lost. 

Ohmmmm.
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« Reply #52 on: February 16, 2010, 01:34:21 PM »

Needless to say, an argument ensued, which I won, only by proving that the average size of toilet pipe is equal to if not smaller than the diameter of your average shower drain.  

Did you prove this by dumping in the shower?
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« Reply #53 on: February 16, 2010, 01:36:09 PM »

I'm going to waffle on ZD.  Meh for me.  Christina Hendricks, on the other hand...

Also, I stand.  It's always been the way I do it, so I can't say I have any science or theory behind it.  Thrill's advocacy for sitting has merit, and I will try it, but I doubt I'll ultimately change the way I wipe.

Good poll question.

I assume you stand to keep an eye out for unwanted cat foecal matter.

I stand as well, always have. Don't have a reason. I sometimes sit in public toilets so I don't "prairie dog" over the top of the stall.

Cat foeaces out of my toilet!!!

Actually, I have another tale of the liquid garbage can.  On Friday, my cohabitator called and asked me to pick up Drain-o when I came home.  I did so and when I got home, she dutifully took it and began using it on the shower, as her hair was the reason for its clog in the first place.  So, after about an hour, she goes back to the shower stall and lets hot water go down the drain.  Following this, she begins to remove, by hand and paper-clip, some of the clumps of hair and whatever that had accumulated in the drain.  Now, instead of taking those clumps and putting them in the garbarge can a mere three feet away, she takes them and puts them in the toilet, a mere TWO feet away.  

Now, aside from the fact that I don't approve of anything non-foaeces, non-urine, or non-vomit in the toilet, does it make any sense to take that which just clogged the shower drain and put it in the toilet?

Needless to say, an argument ensued, which I won, only by proving that the average size of toilet pipe is equal to if not smaller than the diameter of your average shower drain.  

PenFoe has no idea what you're talking about.
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« Reply #54 on: February 16, 2010, 01:39:59 PM »

It appears that the stall at work is closer to 5'10", so my prairie-dogging fear is more psychological than anything, apparently.
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« Reply #55 on: February 16, 2010, 01:40:56 PM »

I'm going to waffle on ZD.  Meh for me.  Christina Hendricks, on the other hand...

Also, I stand.  It's always been the way I do it, so I can't say I have any science or theory behind it.  Thrill's advocacy for sitting has merit, and I will try it, but I doubt I'll ultimately change the way I wipe.

Good poll question.

I assume you stand to keep an eye out for unwanted cat foecal matter.

I stand as well, always have. Don't have a reason. I sometimes sit in public toilets so I don't "prairie dog" over the top of the stall.

Cat foeaces out of my toilet!!!

Actually, I have another tale of the liquid garbage can.  On Friday, my cohabitator called and asked me to pick up Drain-o when I came home.  I did so and when I got home, she dutifully took it and began using it on the shower, as her hair was the reason for its clog in the first place.  So, after about an hour, she goes back to the shower stall and lets hot water go down the drain.  Following this, she begins to remove, by hand and paper-clip, some of the clumps of hair and whatever that had accumulated in the drain.  Now, instead of taking those clumps and putting them in the garbarge can a mere three feet away, she takes them and puts them in the toilet, a mere TWO feet away.  

Now, aside from the fact that I don't approve of anything non-foaeces, non-urine, or non-vomit in the toilet, does it make any sense to take that which just clogged the shower drain and put it in the toilet?

Needless to say, an argument ensued, which I won, only by proving that the average size of toilet pipe is equal to if not smaller than the diameter of your average shower drain.  

By winning, you've only lost. 

Ohmmmm.

Ain't that the truth.
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« Reply #56 on: February 16, 2010, 01:44:39 PM »

If it's any consolation, even I agree with your position here.
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« Reply #57 on: February 16, 2010, 01:44:48 PM »

I dig the use of "Prairie Dog" to describe the standing wipe in public stall conundrum. But to me "Prairie Doggin'" was always a prerequisite for entering a public stall to begin with.

If you wish to use "Prarie Dog" for the standing wipe, then you can replace "Prarie Doggin" with "Turtlehead".
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« Reply #58 on: February 16, 2010, 01:47:32 PM »

I'm going to waffle on ZD.  Meh for me.  Christina Hendricks, on the other hand...

Also, I stand.  It's always been the way I do it, so I can't say I have any science or theory behind it.  Thrill's advocacy for sitting has merit, and I will try it, but I doubt I'll ultimately change the way I wipe.

Good poll question.

I assume you stand to keep an eye out for unwanted cat foecal matter.

I stand as well, always have. Don't have a reason. I sometimes sit in public toilets so I don't "prairie dog" over the top of the stall.

Cat foeaces out of my toilet!!!

Actually, I have another tale of the liquid garbage can.  On Friday, my cohabitator called and asked me to pick up Drain-o when I came home.  I did so and when I got home, she dutifully took it and began using it on the shower, as her hair was the reason for its clog in the first place.  So, after about an hour, she goes back to the shower stall and lets hot water go down the drain.  Following this, she begins to remove, by hand and paper-clip, some of the clumps of hair and whatever that had accumulated in the drain.  Now, instead of taking those clumps and putting them in the garbarge can a mere three feet away, she takes them and puts them in the toilet, a mere TWO feet away.  

Now, aside from the fact that I don't approve of anything non-foaeces, non-urine, or non-vomit in the toilet, does it make any sense to take that which just clogged the shower drain and put it in the toilet?

Needless to say, an argument ensued, which I won, only by proving that the average size of toilet pipe is equal to if not smaller than the diameter of your average shower drain.  

I figured LA Gil would tell his woman to shave that shit.
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« Reply #59 on: February 16, 2010, 01:47:58 PM »

I dig the use of "Prairie Dog" to describe the standing wipe in public stall conundrum. But to me "Prairie Doggin'" was always a prerequisite for entering a public stall to begin with.

If you wish to use "Prarie Dog" for the standing wipe, then you can replace "Prarie Doggin" with "Turtlehead".

Or touching cloth.
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