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Can't reach back there, use the towelrack like a bootscraper
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A team of orphans swabs my dainty hole with perfumed chamois leather while I sun on the terrace
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« Reply #300 on: March 09, 2011, 04:42:59 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 09, 2011, 12:56:32 PM


After step four, opinions vary.

I'm going to try this footrest thing right now. I'm poopin'.
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« Reply #301 on: March 09, 2011, 04:46:53 PM »
Works great! Watch though that your footrest isn't too high as it might cause a dangerous but correctable angle of incidence for your crank. Good luck!
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« Reply #302 on: March 10, 2011, 04:56:02 AM »
The footrest would come in handy for Theriot and Fontenot.
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« Reply #303 on: March 10, 2011, 05:36:15 AM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 09, 2011, 04:46:53 PM
Works great! Watch though that your footrest isn't too high as it might cause a dangerous but correctable angle of incidence for your crank. Good luck!

Only 4 minutes for a poop? You gotta savor that shit
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« Reply #304 on: March 10, 2011, 08:49:29 AM »
Quote from: Yeti on March 10, 2011, 05:36:15 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 09, 2011, 04:46:53 PM
Works great! Watch though that your footrest isn't too high as it might cause a dangerous but correctable angle of incidence for your crank. Good luck!

Only 4 minutes for a poop? You gotta savor that shit

I wasn't done.
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« Reply #305 on: March 10, 2011, 06:56:34 PM »
What a time to be alive!
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« Reply #306 on: April 21, 2011, 06:51:37 PM »
Behold the Numi, successor to the "Purist Hatbox."
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« Reply #307 on: May 06, 2011, 07:57:10 PM »
I'm sorry, but "Waxie Enterprises" should have been a warning sign from the outset.
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« Reply #308 on: May 12, 2011, 11:02:18 PM »
Slightly off topic.
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« Reply #309 on: May 25, 2011, 07:08:29 PM »
The academics weigh in.
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« Reply #310 on: May 25, 2011, 09:17:52 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on May 25, 2011, 07:08:29 PM
The academics weigh in.

Typical monolithic reportage.
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« Reply #311 on: July 03, 2011, 08:16:35 PM »
It seems like this ought to go somewhere.

Edit.--From the June 28 follow-up story:

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« Reply #312 on: August 06, 2011, 12:07:50 AM »
Has the ButtCandle™ really not been mentioned? That can't be right.
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« Reply #313 on: August 16, 2011, 05:04:01 PM »
Seams like the right place to put this... http://www.oddee.com/item_97852.aspx

(I know, that's what she said)
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« Reply #314 on: September 01, 2011, 08:13:05 PM »
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Quote from: Slaky on September 01, 2011, 11:49:38 AM
Again, how does a person get credit for saying things like the Cubs need better players and a drastic organizational-wide attitude shift? The point wasn't that Rozner is wrong for saying these things. The point is that a smart person like Dan Bernstein shouldn't be giving Ol' Barry a belly rub and a bucket of milk bones because he finally managed to string together a few one-sentence paragraphs of cogent thought. How many of us could have, and have, written that same exact thing on this very message board?

How?  Seriously?

David Haugh.
Rick Morrissey.
Gordon Wittendouche.
Hell, even our good friend David Kaplan was telling me the other day that they need to hire someone who understands the Cubs.

They all have been given a public platform, one that they are financially compensated for.

Rozner gets kudos for telling the truth.  What's sad is that said saying of the truth is so rare.

That we would say the same thing is akin to saying, "How kin deez gize get paid so much to plays a game?  I'd plays dat dem der game for free!"

Fine, let's hold everyone to the lowest possible standard. Hey, I wiped my own ass today.

I actually had a non-wiper today

So you didn't even wipe once, like to make sure? You know your butthole that well?
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