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Question: How do you wipe?
Standing—Hollywood style
Sitting—the humble, old-fashioned American way
Squating/hovering/can't make up my mind
Bidet
Can't reach back there, use the towelrack like a bootscraper
I only shit in the shower
A team of orphans swabs my dainty hole with perfumed chamois leather while I sun on the terrace
I don't

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« Reply #330 on: June 07, 2012, 10:47:24 AM »
DPD

In case you want to discuss this topic where more than 12 people will read it and more than 3 people will find it funny.
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« Reply #331 on: July 01, 2012, 10:14:48 PM »
You forgot something, guys. Prepare yourselves accordingly.

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Under a measure going into effect Sunday, [cab drivers] can add $50 to the fare of any customer who vomits after entering.

(And on Canada Day, of all things.)
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« Reply #332 on: July 02, 2012, 08:04:41 AM »
Quote from: Wheezer on July 01, 2012, 10:14:48 PM
You forgot something, guys. Prepare yourselves accordingly.

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Under a measure going into effect Sunday, [cab drivers] can add $50 to the fare of any customer who vomits after entering.

(And on Canada Day, of all things.)

This belongs in the "How you pukin'" thread.
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« Reply #333 on: July 02, 2012, 08:49:15 AM »
Quote from: Fork on July 02, 2012, 08:04:41 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on July 01, 2012, 10:14:48 PM
You forgot something, guys. Prepare yourselves accordingly.

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Under a measure going into effect Sunday, [cab drivers] can add $50 to the fare of any customer who vomits after entering.

(And on Canada Day, of all things.)

This belongs in the "How you pukin'" thread.

Also known as the Patrick Kane Tax.
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« Reply #334 on: July 03, 2012, 01:14:56 PM »
Quote from: Fork on July 02, 2012, 08:04:41 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on July 01, 2012, 10:14:48 PM
You forgot something, guys. Prepare yourselves accordingly.

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Under a measure going into effect Sunday, [cab drivers] can add $50 to the fare of any customer who vomits after entering.

(And on Canada Day, of all things.)

This belongs in the "How you pukin'" thread.

No, I think you misread my first sentence.
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« Reply #335 on: July 27, 2012, 11:21:54 PM »
Now we're crappin'.
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« Reply #336 on: April 11, 2013, 05:30:31 PM »
Hi, Eli.
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« Reply #337 on: April 11, 2013, 05:41:26 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 11, 2013, 05:30:31 PM
Hi, Eli.

Seems about right.
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« Reply #338 on: April 12, 2013, 03:51:23 AM »
Quote from: Eli on April 11, 2013, 05:41:26 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 11, 2013, 05:30:31 PM
Hi, Eli.

Seems about right.

It does fail to mention that the flush toilet was responsible for greatly increased morbidity and mortality from paralytic poliomyelitis.
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« Reply #339 on: April 19, 2013, 09:00:17 PM »
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 15, 2010, 07:34:53 PM
a) There are people in this world who don't think Zooey Deschanel is a beautiful angel
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