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« Reply #210 on: April 09, 2010, 09:21:27 AM »

I suggest the Cubs move to a 25-Wells roster post-haste.

24 Wells + Dempster. They'll need some offense.
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« Reply #211 on: April 09, 2010, 09:25:53 AM »

I suggest the Cubs move to a 25-Wells roster post-haste.

24 Wells + Dempster. They'll need some offense.

And some funny. They have to have teh funny.
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« Reply #212 on: April 09, 2010, 09:28:02 AM »

Randy Wells saved the season.

At least he restored a little interest in the team.
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« Reply #213 on: April 09, 2010, 09:34:19 AM »

Randy Wells saved the season.

At least he restored a little interest in the team.

He threw the HATEMOBILE into neutral. But it's idling...waiting...

Silva, it's your move.
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« Reply #214 on: April 09, 2010, 09:38:50 AM »

Randy Wells saved the season.

At least he restored a little interest in the team.

He threw the HATEMOBILE into neutral. But it's idling...waiting...

Silva, it's your move.

The ballhawks on the Kentucky side are getting their fishing nets untangled as we speak.
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« Reply #215 on: April 09, 2010, 09:39:44 AM »

Randy Wells saved the season.

At least he restored a little interest in the team.

He threw the HATEMOBILE into neutral. But it's idling...waiting...

Silva, it's your move.

Tonight has an opportunity to provide new levels of bile around here.
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« Reply #216 on: April 09, 2010, 11:01:42 AM »

Randy Wells saved the season.

At least he restored a little interest in the team.

He threw the HATEMOBILE into neutral. But it's idling...waiting...

Silva, it's your move.

Tonight has an opportunity to provide new levels of bile around here.

I can't wait to buckle up in the HATEMOBILE.
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« Reply #217 on: April 09, 2010, 11:13:39 AM »

Randy Wells saved the season.

At least he restored a little interest in the team.

He threw the HATEMOBILE into neutral. But it's idling...waiting...

Silva, it's your move.

Tonight has an opportunity to provide new levels of bile around here.

I can't wait to buckle up in the HATEMOBILE.

The HATEMOBILE will be fueled by the Fuck You Carlos Silva thread. I expect plenty of action as Joey Blotto hits three homers like it's Jon Lieber day.
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« Reply #218 on: April 09, 2010, 11:43:38 AM »

Randy Wells saved the season.

At least he restored a little interest in the team.

He threw the HATEMOBILE into neutral. But it's idling...waiting...

Silva, it's your move.

Tonight has an opportunity to provide new levels of bile around here.

I can't wait to buckle up in the HATEMOBILE.

The HATEMOBILE will be fueled by the Fuck You Carlos Silva thread. I expect plenty of action as Joey Blotto hits three homers like it's Jon Lieber day.

What a day that was: the first ever Shoutlunch and the last time RV was seen alive.
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« Reply #219 on: April 09, 2010, 11:57:20 AM »

Randy Wells saved the season.

At least he restored a little interest in the team.

He threw the HATEMOBILE into neutral. But it's idling...waiting...

Silva, it's your move.

Tonight has an opportunity to provide new levels of bile around here.

I can't wait to buckle up in the HATEMOBILE.

The HATEMOBILE will be fueled by the Fuck You Carlos Silva thread. I expect plenty of action as Joey Blotto hits three homers like it's Jon Lieber day.

What a day that was: the first ever Shoutlunch and the last time RV was seen alive.

No, he was also alive at the MEGASHOUTLUNCH at the Billy Goat. He died shortly afterwards.
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« Reply #220 on: April 09, 2010, 12:04:28 PM »

Randy Wells saved the season.

At least he restored a little interest in the team.

He threw the HATEMOBILE into neutral. But it's idling...waiting...

Silva, it's your move.

Tonight has an opportunity to provide new levels of bile around here.

I can't wait to buckle up in the HATEMOBILE.

The HATEMOBILE will be fueled by the Fuck You Carlos Silva thread. I expect plenty of action as Joey Blotto hits three homers like it's Jon Lieber day.

What a day that was: the first ever Shoutlunch and the last time RV was seen alive.

No, he was also alive at the MEGASHOUTLUNCH at the Billy Goat. He died shortly afterwards.

at the JEWTABLE.
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« Reply #221 on: April 09, 2010, 12:07:43 PM »

Randy Wells saved the season.

At least he restored a little interest in the team.

He threw the HATEMOBILE into neutral. But it's idling...waiting...

Silva, it's your move.

Tonight has an opportunity to provide new levels of bile around here.

I can't wait to buckle up in the HATEMOBILE.

The HATEMOBILE will be fueled by the Fuck You Carlos Silva thread. I expect plenty of action as Joey Blotto hits three homers like it's Jon Lieber day.

What a day that was: the first ever Shoutlunch and the last time RV was seen alive.

No, he was also alive at the MEGASHOUTLUNCH at the Billy Goat. He died shortly afterwards.

I recall meeting him at a ShoutLunch at Bacci's after that but, now that i think about it, that may have been a phantasm.
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« Reply #222 on: April 09, 2010, 12:12:16 PM »

Randy Wells saved the season.

At least he restored a little interest in the team.

He threw the HATEMOBILE into neutral. But it's idling...waiting...

Silva, it's your move.

Tonight has an opportunity to provide new levels of bile around here.

I can't wait to buckle up in the HATEMOBILE.

The HATEMOBILE will be fueled by the Fuck You Carlos Silva thread. I expect plenty of action as Joey Blotto hits three homers like it's Jon Lieber day.

What a day that was: the first ever Shoutlunch and the last time RV was seen alive.

No, he was also alive at the MEGASHOUTLUNCH at the Billy Goat. He died shortly afterwards.

I recall meeting him at a ShoutLunch at Bacci's after that but, now that i think about it, that may have been a phantasm.

I am everywhere, and also nowhere. But mostly nowhere.
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« Reply #223 on: April 09, 2010, 12:29:13 PM »

at the JEWTABLE.

Intrepid readers: The uninvited gentiles

Since there's a TV executive that no doubt sits there with you...can you help persuade them to do something about the Life Unexpected commercials?
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« Reply #224 on: April 09, 2010, 12:30:57 PM »

Randy Wells saved the season.

At least he restored a little interest in the team.

He threw the HATEMOBILE into neutral. But it's idling...waiting...

Silva, it's your move.

Tonight has an opportunity to provide new levels of bile around here.

I can't wait to buckle up in the HATEMOBILE.

The HATEMOBILE will be fueled by the Fuck You Carlos Silva thread. I expect plenty of action as Joey Blotto hits three homers like it's Jon Lieber day.

What a day that was: the first ever Shoutlunch and the last time RV was seen alive.

No, he was also alive at the MEGASHOUTLUNCH at the Billy Goat. He died shortly afterwards.

I recall meeting him at a ShoutLunch at Bacci's after that but, now that i think about it, that may have been a phantasm.

I can be everywhere and nowhere at lunch. I know my style is bumpin' even though some people front.

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