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« Reply #15 on: February 17, 2010, 11:42:47 AM »
Quote from: Yeti on February 17, 2010, 11:39:07 AM
Quote from: morpheus on February 17, 2010, 11:30:50 AM
Quote from: Jon on February 17, 2010, 11:27:20 AM
All I want to know is if the Cubs have a totally misanthropic, underperforming asshole that Yeti can defend long after everyone else has given up on him this year.

My money's on Carlos Silva for this important role.

That is a great assumption.. I mean, why wouldn't the guy who created the "Fuck You Carlos Silva Thread" be the one to irrationally get behind that fat fuck?

How are we supposed to make sense of your tangled mess of lies and deception, you treacherous blob?!
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"Plummer, in 1999, "contributed" 1,017 fewer yards to the Cardinals than the league average QB would have brought to the table. As far as modern seasons go, Plummer's '99 stands as the worst."
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« Reply #16 on: February 17, 2010, 11:47:59 AM »
Quote from: Yeti on February 17, 2010, 11:39:07 AM
Quote from: morpheus on February 17, 2010, 11:30:50 AM
Quote from: Jon on February 17, 2010, 11:27:20 AM
All I want to know is if the Cubs have a totally misanthropic, underperforming asshole that Yeti can defend long after everyone else has given up on him this year.

My money's on Carlos Silva for this important role.

That is a great assumption.. I mean, why wouldn't the guy who created the "Fuck You Carlos Silva Thread" be the one to irrationally get behind that fat fuck?

That says it all.
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« Reply #17 on: February 17, 2010, 11:51:26 AM »
Quote from: SKO on February 17, 2010, 11:42:47 AM
Quote from: Yeti on February 17, 2010, 11:39:07 AM
Quote from: morpheus on February 17, 2010, 11:30:50 AM
Quote from: Jon on February 17, 2010, 11:27:20 AM
All I want to know is if the Cubs have a totally misanthropic, underperforming asshole that Yeti can defend long after everyone else has given up on him this year.

My money's on Carlos Silva for this important role.

That is a great assumption.. I mean, why wouldn't the guy who created the "Fuck You Carlos Silva Thread" be the one to irrationally get behind that fat fuck?

How are we supposed to make sense of your tangled mess of lies and deception, you treacherous blob?!

We'll just have to monitor ACB closely.
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« Reply #18 on: February 17, 2010, 11:56:24 AM »
Quote from: Jon on February 17, 2010, 11:51:26 AM
Quote from: SKO on February 17, 2010, 11:42:47 AM
Quote from: Yeti on February 17, 2010, 11:39:07 AM
Quote from: morpheus on February 17, 2010, 11:30:50 AM
Quote from: Jon on February 17, 2010, 11:27:20 AM
All I want to know is if the Cubs have a totally misanthropic, underperforming asshole that Yeti can defend long after everyone else has given up on him this year.

My money's on Carlos Silva for this important role.

That is a great assumption.. I mean, why wouldn't the guy who created the "Fuck You Carlos Silva Thread" be the one to irrationally get behind that fat fuck?

How are we supposed to make sense of your tangled mess of lies and deception, you treacherous blob?!

We'll just have to monitor ACB closely.

Someone watch Paul Sullivan's twitter feed. That way we can anticipate further treachery.
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"Plummer, in 1999, "contributed" 1,017 fewer yards to the Cardinals than the league average QB would have brought to the table. As far as modern seasons go, Plummer's '99 stands as the worst."
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« Reply #19 on: February 17, 2010, 12:03:14 PM »
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 17, 2010, 11:35:23 AM
Quote from: Jon on February 17, 2010, 11:32:33 AM
Quote from: morpheus on February 17, 2010, 11:30:50 AM
Quote from: Jon on February 17, 2010, 11:27:20 AM
All I want to know is if the Cubs have a totally misanthropic, underperforming asshole that Yeti can defend long after everyone else has given up on him this year.

My money's on Carlos Silva for this important role.

If Yeti supports Silva (as some sort of fat solidarity thing, I would guess), I will up his ghey pill dosage until he chokes to death on dong.

Marlon Byrd.  I think he's a little chubby, and he's going to be worse than Bradley was.  Although I'm sure his WVIPSC will be through the roof and Yeti will claim he's the key to the lineup while throwing us all under the bus at some other shitty Cubs website.

This made my spit my red Gatorade on my newly laundered shirt this morning.  Thanks, funnyman.
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This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.
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« Reply #20 on: February 17, 2010, 12:06:26 PM »
Quote from: SKO on February 17, 2010, 11:42:47 AM
Quote from: Yeti on February 17, 2010, 11:39:07 AM
Quote from: morpheus on February 17, 2010, 11:30:50 AM
Quote from: Jon on February 17, 2010, 11:27:20 AM
All I want to know is if the Cubs have a totally misanthropic, underperforming asshole that Yeti can defend long after everyone else has given up on him this year.

My money's on Carlos Silva for this important role.

That is a great assumption.. I mean, why wouldn't the guy who created the "Fuck You Carlos Silva Thread" be the one to irrationally get behind that fat fuck?

How are we supposed to make sense of your tangled mess of lies and deception, you treacherous blob?!

This was well-crafted, and it made me laugh.  Just thought you should know that.
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« Reply #21 on: February 17, 2010, 12:07:34 PM »
Wake me up on April 5th, and I'll let you know if I still fucking hate this team and curse the day that I was born into rooting for them.
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I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
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« Reply #22 on: February 17, 2010, 12:08:08 PM »
Quote from: Jon on February 17, 2010, 11:51:26 AM
Quote from: SKO on February 17, 2010, 11:42:47 AM
Quote from: Yeti on February 17, 2010, 11:39:07 AM
Quote from: morpheus on February 17, 2010, 11:30:50 AM
Quote from: Jon on February 17, 2010, 11:27:20 AM
All I want to know is if the Cubs have a totally misanthropic, underperforming asshole that Yeti can defend long after everyone else has given up on him this year.

My money's on Carlos Silva for this important role.

That is a great assumption.. I mean, why wouldn't the guy who created the "Fuck You Carlos Silva Thread" be the one to irrationally get behind that fat fuck?

How are we supposed to make sense of your tangled mess of lies and deception, you treacherous blob?!

We'll just have to monitor ACB closely.

Wait, if Yeti's the spy, why do the rest of us have to be tortured?
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« Reply #23 on: February 17, 2010, 12:09:42 PM »
Quote from: CT III on February 17, 2010, 12:08:08 PM
Quote from: Jon on February 17, 2010, 11:51:26 AM
Quote from: SKO on February 17, 2010, 11:42:47 AM
Quote from: Yeti on February 17, 2010, 11:39:07 AM
Quote from: morpheus on February 17, 2010, 11:30:50 AM
Quote from: Jon on February 17, 2010, 11:27:20 AM
All I want to know is if the Cubs have a totally misanthropic, underperforming asshole that Yeti can defend long after everyone else has given up on him this year.

My money's on Carlos Silva for this important role.

That is a great assumption.. I mean, why wouldn't the guy who created the "Fuck You Carlos Silva Thread" be the one to irrationally get behind that fat fuck?

How are we supposed to make sense of your tangled mess of lies and deception, you treacherous blob?!

We'll just have to monitor ACB closely.

Wait, if Yeti's the spy, why do the rest of us have to be tortured?

We're already planning on watching the 2010 Cubs. Might as well go all in on the misery.
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« Reply #24 on: February 17, 2010, 12:11:38 PM »
Quote from: Jon on February 17, 2010, 12:09:42 PM
We're already planning on watching the 2010 Cubs. Might as well go all in on the misery.

Not me.  I'm making maztoh.
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« Reply #25 on: February 17, 2010, 12:12:44 PM »
So, serious question.  Let's say Starlin Castro really isn't ready, which I'm assuming to be true.  Are the Cubs really going to play Theriot and Baker up the middle?
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« Reply #26 on: February 17, 2010, 12:15:49 PM »
Quote from: Brownie on February 17, 2010, 11:25:46 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on February 17, 2010, 11:23:18 AM
I'm going to be watching this team's CHEMISTRY very closely.

Which team's CHEMISTRY? I know a team that believes in CHEMISTRY:



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« Reply #27 on: February 17, 2010, 12:18:19 PM »
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on February 17, 2010, 12:12:44 PM
So, serious question.  Let's say Starlin Castro really isn't ready, which I'm assuming to be true.  Are the Cubs really going to play Theriot and Baker up the middle?

Yes.
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« Reply #28 on: February 17, 2010, 12:19:40 PM »
Quote from: Armchair_QB on February 17, 2010, 12:18:19 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on February 17, 2010, 12:12:44 PM
So, serious question.  Let's say Starlin Castro really isn't ready, which I'm assuming to be true.  Are the Cubs really going to play Theriot and Baker up the middle?

Yes.

What other options do they have? /Rhetorical question.
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« Reply #29 on: February 17, 2010, 12:20:31 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 17, 2010, 12:19:40 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on February 17, 2010, 12:18:19 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on February 17, 2010, 12:12:44 PM
So, serious question.  Let's say Starlin Castro really isn't ready, which I'm assuming to be true.  Are the Cubs really going to play Theriot and Baker up the middle?

Yes.

What other options do they have? /Rhetorical question.

Seppaku?
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