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Don't forget that after that Cedeno fuckup, he told reporters that they "must have changed the rules".  He still didn't know what he did wrong.

That's Hall-of-Fame shitheadedness right there.  No one compares.
I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
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Ron Cedeno was no Freddie Bynum.
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Quote from: Simmer on March 10, 2010, 01:36:31 PM
Ron Cedeno was no Freddie Bynum.

TEC will fight you to the death over this.
WHAT THESE FANCY DANS IN CHICAGO THINK THEY DO?

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Quote from: Simmer on March 10, 2010, 01:36:31 PM
Ron Cedeno Freddie Bynum was no Freddie Bynum. Jose Macias

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Quote from: BBM on March 10, 2010, 05:38:31 PM
Quote from: Simmer on March 10, 2010, 01:36:31 PM
Ron Cedeno Freddie Bynum was no Freddie Bynum. Jose Macias

Thing was, as bad as Jose Macias was, he actually had a major league career before he came to the Cubs. It's kind of special knowing that Cedeno and even Bynum got their first taste of undeserved major league service as Cubs.

Although there was a moment in time where I thought RonCe might actually have been turning into a decent hitter. I can't say the same for Bynum.

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Quote from: Slack-E on March 10, 2010, 09:36:04 PM
Quote from: BBM on March 10, 2010, 05:38:31 PM
Quote from: Simmer on March 10, 2010, 01:36:31 PM
Ron Cedeno Freddie Bynum was no Freddie Bynum. Jose Macias

Thing was, as bad as Jose Macias was, he actually had a major league career before he came to the Cubs. It's kind of special knowing that Cedeno and even Bynum got their first taste of undeserved major league service as Cubs.

Although there was a moment in time where I thought RonCe might actually have been turning into a decent hitter. I can't say the same for Bynum.

Holy hell, Bynum was so bad. The only thing worse than his playing was Dusty's attempt to give him the nickname "Boom-Boom."
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Quote from: Bort on March 11, 2010, 10:40:25 AM
Quote from: Slack-E on March 10, 2010, 09:36:04 PM
Quote from: BBM on March 10, 2010, 05:38:31 PM
Quote from: Simmer on March 10, 2010, 01:36:31 PM
Ron Cedeno Freddie Bynum was no Freddie Bynum. Jose Macias

Thing was, as bad as Jose Macias was, he actually had a major league career before he came to the Cubs. It's kind of special knowing that Cedeno and even Bynum got their first taste of undeserved major league service as Cubs.

Although there was a moment in time where I thought RonCe might actually have been turning into a decent hitter. I can't say the same for Bynum.

Holy hell, Bynum was so bad. The only thing worse than his playing was Dusty's attempt to give him the nickname "Boom-Boom."

Especially when "Piano Keys" made so much more sense.
I don't get that KurtEvans photoshop.

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Quote from: morpheus on March 11, 2010, 11:10:03 AM
Quote from: Bort on March 11, 2010, 10:40:25 AM
Quote from: Slack-E on March 10, 2010, 09:36:04 PM
Quote from: BBM on March 10, 2010, 05:38:31 PM
Quote from: Simmer on March 10, 2010, 01:36:31 PM
Ron Cedeno Freddie Bynum was no Freddie Bynum. Jose Macias

Thing was, as bad as Jose Macias was, he actually had a major league career before he came to the Cubs. It's kind of special knowing that Cedeno and even Bynum got their first taste of undeserved major league service as Cubs.

Although there was a moment in time where I thought RonCe might actually have been turning into a decent hitter. I can't say the same for Bynum.

Holy hell, Bynum was so bad. The only thing worse than his playing was Dusty's attempt to give him the nickname "Boom-Boom."

Especially when "Piano Keys" made so much more sense.

It was a team effort, but I want everyone to know that *I* was the one who coined "piano keys".  ME!
I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
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Quote from: MAD on March 11, 2010, 11:11:12 AM
Quote from: morpheus on March 11, 2010, 11:10:03 AM
Quote from: Bort on March 11, 2010, 10:40:25 AM
Quote from: Slack-E on March 10, 2010, 09:36:04 PM
Quote from: BBM on March 10, 2010, 05:38:31 PM
Quote from: Simmer on March 10, 2010, 01:36:31 PM
Ron Cedeno Freddie Bynum was no Freddie Bynum. Jose Macias

Thing was, as bad as Jose Macias was, he actually had a major league career before he came to the Cubs. It's kind of special knowing that Cedeno and even Bynum got their first taste of undeserved major league service as Cubs.

Although there was a moment in time where I thought RonCe might actually have been turning into a decent hitter. I can't say the same for Bynum.

Holy hell, Bynum was so bad. The only thing worse than his playing was Dusty's attempt to give him the nickname "Boom-Boom."

Especially when "Piano Keys" made so much more sense.

It was a team effort, but I want everyone to know that *I* was the one who coined "piano keys".  ME!

GARBANZO BEANS!

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Quote from: BH on March 11, 2010, 11:15:26 AM
Quote from: MAD on March 11, 2010, 11:11:12 AM
Quote from: morpheus on March 11, 2010, 11:10:03 AM
Quote from: Bort on March 11, 2010, 10:40:25 AM
Quote from: Slack-E on March 10, 2010, 09:36:04 PM
Quote from: BBM on March 10, 2010, 05:38:31 PM
Quote from: Simmer on March 10, 2010, 01:36:31 PM
Ron Cedeno Freddie Bynum was no Freddie Bynum. Jose Macias

Thing was, as bad as Jose Macias was, he actually had a major league career before he came to the Cubs. It's kind of special knowing that Cedeno and even Bynum got their first taste of undeserved major league service as Cubs.

Although there was a moment in time where I thought RonCe might actually have been turning into a decent hitter. I can't say the same for Bynum.

Holy hell, Bynum was so bad. The only thing worse than his playing was Dusty's attempt to give him the nickname "Boom-Boom."

Especially when "Piano Keys" made so much more sense.

It was a team effort, but I want everyone to know that *I* was the one who coined "piano keys".  ME!

GARBANZO BEANS!

I was partial to Freddie "Theory of Relativity of" Bynum "& Bailey's Garbanzo Circus"
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Remember when Bynum dropped two fly balls in one game back in '06?

Good times, good times.
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I don't get this KurtEvans photoshop at all.

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Andy's joke about using Bynum's teeth to rake the infield is still my favorite.

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Kinda what we've been hearing

Quote12. Andrew Cashner, RHP, Chicago Cubs
13. Starlin Castro, SS, Chicago Cubs
23. Josh Vitters, 3B, Chicago Cubs
42. Hak-Ju Lee, SS, Chicago Cubs
49. Jay Jackson, RHP, Chicago Cubs

I very much enjoy that the Cardinals only have 1 guy in this list

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Quote from: Yeti on March 11, 2010, 01:36:45 PM
Kinda what we've been hearing

Quote12. Andrew Cashner, RHP, Chicago Cubs
13. Starlin Castro, SS, Chicago Cubs
23. Josh Vitters, 3B, Chicago Cubs
42. Hak-Ju Lee, SS, Chicago Cubs
49. Jay Jackson, RHP, Chicago Cubs

I very much enjoy that the Cardinals only have 1 guy in this list

I very much enjoy that the Pirates have a bunch of future Cubs on this list.
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What the hell happened to Gail Fischer?