Starlin Castro Unbridled Manlove with a Side Order of Sploogetasticism Thread

[Internet Apex]

I love this guy. He's up to 50 plate appearances and still has more walks than strikeouts. And there's no way in hell Theriot even gets to that ball for the last out of the 8th last night. Are we sure he came from the Cubs farm system and not some other planet?

He's one of ours.

[powen01]

I love this guy. He's up to 50 plate appearances and still has more walks than strikeouts. And there's no way in hell Theriot even gets to that ball for the last out of the 8th last night. Are we sure he came from the Cubs farm system and not some other planet?

He's one of ours.

You people are so sensitive about that kind of stuff. We're all brothers, right?  One love, bro.

[Internet Apex]

I love this guy. He's up to 50 plate appearances and still has more walks than strikeouts. And there's no way in hell Theriot even gets to that ball for the last out of the 8th last night. Are we sure he came from the Cubs farm system and not some other planet?

He's one of ours.

You people are so sensitive about that kind of stuff. We're all brothers, right?  One love, bro tribe, y'all.

Eyed Peas of Color'd.

[Slaky]

I love this guy. He's up to 50 plate appearances and still has more walks than strikeouts. And there's no way in hell Theriot even gets to that ball for the last out of the 8th last night. Are we sure he came from the Cubs farm system and not some other planet?

He's one of ours.

You people are so sensitive about that kind of stuff. We're all brothers, right?  One love, bro tribe, y'all.

Eyed Peas of Color'd.

Fuck HUGH.

[Sterling Archer]

ATTA KID

[R-V]

Len informed me last night that Starlin has reached base every game since he's been called up. The two games that he went hitless/walkless he reached on errors by Furcal and our old bud RonCe.

[CT III]

Len informed me last night that Starlin has reached base every game since he's been called up. The two games that he went hitless/walkless he reached on errors by Furcal and our old bud RonCe.

Too bad he's keeping that stud Mike Fontenot on the bench.

[Powdered Toast Man]

Len informed me last night that Starlin has reached base every game since he's been called up. The two games that he went hitless/walkless he reached on errors by Furcal and our old bud RonCe.

Too bad he's keeping that stud Mike Fontenot on the bench.

So, Starlin Castro doesn't suck?  What a time to be alive.

[BH]

Len informed me last night that Starlin has reached base every game since he's been called up. The two games that he went hitless/walkless he reached on errors by Furcal and our old bud RonCe.

Too bad he's keeping that stud Mike Fontenot on the bench.

So, Starlin Castro doesn't suck?  What a time to be alive.

I've heard next week Starlin is going to be in a bikini. Yowza.

[Slaky]

Len informed me last night that Starlin has reached base every game since he's been called up. The two games that he went hitless/walkless he reached on errors by Furcal and our old bud RonCe.

Look, you're not focused on the real story here. He makes too many errors. He is KILLING this team. They're an abysmal 9-8 since they called him up. Take him and that piece of shit Soriano and fire them into oblivion.

[Brownie]

Len informed me last night that Starlin has reached base every game since he's been called up. The two games that he went hitless/walkless he reached on errors by Furcal and our old bud RonCe.

Look, you're not focused on the real story here. He makes too many errors. He is KILLING this team. They're an abysmal 9-8 since they called him up. Take him and that piece of shit Soriano and fire them into oblivion.

Nor did you consider that he's given them 17 games of clogging the bases.

[Powdered Toast Man]

Len informed me last night that Starlin has reached base every game since he's been called up. The two games that he went hitless/walkless he reached on errors by Furcal and our old bud RonCe.

Look, you're not focused on the real story here. He makes too many errors. He is KILLING this team. They're an abysmal 9-8 since they called him up. Take him and that piece of shit Soriano and fire them into oblivion.

Nor did you consider that he's given them 17 games of clogging the bases.

Holy dicks, has it been 17 games already?  Baseball Reference says 16, but still.  I haven't been doing a whole lot of Cub watching other than watching the videos on my MLB app, so I checked out Starlin's lines so far.  Go Starlin:

.350/.405/.500/.909/133, a double and a triple and two dongs.

He's made five errors, but three in one game, right?  Not that errors are good to judge fielding, but whatevs.  I'm very impressed with his discipline at the plate.  6/6 K/BB ratio isn't bad at all for a 20 year old, right?  I know it's been just 66 PAs, but the bonar...it grows.

And just for poops and giggles, TyCo is .313/.370/.609/.979/147, 4 dongs, 5 doubles and a trey.  DOUBLE PROSPECT BONARS.

[Kermit IV]

Len informed me last night that Starlin has reached base every game since he's been called up. The two games that he went hitless/walkless he reached on errors by Furcal and our old bud RonCe.

Look, you're not focused on the real story here. He makes too many errors. He is KILLING this team. They're an abysmal 9-8 since they called him up. Take him and that piece of shit Soriano and fire them into oblivion.

Nor did you consider that he's given them 17 games of clogging the bases.

Holy dicks, has it been 17 games already?  Baseball Reference says 16, but still.  I haven't been doing a whole lot of Cub watching other than watching the videos on my MLB app, so I checked out Starlin's lines so far.  Go Starlin:

.350/.405/.500/.909/133, a double and a triple and two dongs.

He's made five errors, but three in one game, right?  Not that errors are good to judge fielding, but whatevs.  I'm very impressed with his discipline at the plate.  6/6 K/BB ratio isn't bad at all for a 20 year old, right?  I know it's been just 66 PAs, but the bonar...it grows.

And just for poops and giggles, TyCo is .313/.370/.609/.979/147, 4 dongs, 5 doubles and a trey.  DOUBLE PROSPECT BONARS.

Does it give you as big a headache as it gives me when you look at statistics?

[Oleg]

Len informed me last night that Starlin has reached base every game since he's been called up. The two games that he went hitless/walkless he reached on errors by Furcal and our old bud RonCe.

Look, you're not focused on the real story here. He makes too many errors. He is KILLING this team. They're an abysmal 9-8 since they called him up. Take him and that piece of shit Soriano and fire them into oblivion.

Nor did you consider that he's given them 17 games of clogging the bases.

Holy dicks, has it been 17 games already?  Baseball Reference says 16, but still.  I haven't been doing a whole lot of Cub watching other than watching the videos on my MLB app, so I checked out Starlin's lines so far.  Go Starlin:

.350/.405/.500/.909/133, a double and a triple and two dongs.

He's made five errors, but three in one game, right?  Not that errors are good to judge fielding, but whatevs.  I'm very impressed with his discipline at the plate.  6/6 K/BB ratio isn't bad at all for a 20 year old, right?  I know it's been just 66 PAs, but the bonar...it grows.

And just for poops and giggles, TyCo is .313/.370/.609/.979/147, 4 dongs, 5 doubles and a trey.  DOUBLE PROSPECT BONARS.

Does it give you as big a headache as it gives me when you look at statistics?

Why would you get a headache when IAN looks at statistics?

[Bort]

Len informed me last night that Starlin has reached base every game since he's been called up. The two games that he went hitless/walkless he reached on errors by Furcal and our old bud RonCe.

Look, you're not focused on the real story here. He makes too many errors. He is KILLING this team. They're an abysmal 9-8 since they called him up. Take him and that piece of shit Soriano and fire them into oblivion.

Nor did you consider that he's given them 17 games of clogging the bases.

Holy dicks, has it been 17 games already?  Baseball Reference says 16, but still.  I haven't been doing a whole lot of Cub watching other than watching the videos on my MLB app, so I checked out Starlin's lines so far.  Go Starlin:

.350/.405/.500/.909/133, a double and a triple and two dongs.

He's made five errors, but three in one game, right?  Not that errors are good to judge fielding, but whatevs.  I'm very impressed with his discipline at the plate.  6/6 K/BB ratio isn't bad at all for a 20 year old, right?  I know it's been just 66 PAs, but the bonar...it grows.

And just for poops and giggles, TyCo is .313/.370/.609/.979/147, 4 dongs, 5 doubles and a trey.  DOUBLE PROSPECT BONARS.

Does it give you as big a headache as it gives me when you look at statistics?

Why would you get a headache when IAN looks at statistics?

Because then IAN talks about statistics?