Starlin Castro Unbridled Manlove with a Side Order of Sploogetasticism Thread

[CubFaninHydePark]

Starlin is Starlin and he's here till he's not and I hope he does well while he's here. All of you go to your rooms and leave his splooge thread alone.

The way he's playing, that won't be an issue.

After Rosario just scored from 2nd on that boot of a double-play ball, I'm done with this fucktard for good.  Let him be someone else's petulant, slapdick hitting, can't-field for shit shortstop.

[Slaky]

Starlin is Starlin and he's here till he's not and I hope he does well while he's here. All of you go to your rooms and leave his splooge thread alone.

The way he's playing, that won't be an issue.

After Rosario just scored from 2nd on that boot of a double-play ball, I'm done with this fucktard for good.  Let him be someone else's petulant, slapdick hitting, can't-field for shit shortstop.

We can always count on you

[CubFaninHydePark]

Starlin is Starlin and he's here till he's not and I hope he does well while he's here. All of you go to your rooms and leave his splooge thread alone.

The way he's playing, that won't be an issue.

After Rosario just scored from 2nd on that boot of a double-play ball, I'm done with this fucktard for good.  Let him be someone else's petulant, slapdick hitting, can't-field for shit shortstop.

We can always count on you

Seriously...all he's done this season is be a -0.4 WAR hitter, and -6 runs below average in the field.  In other words, he's been a drag on the team and has reduced his trade value to ashes.

If anyone needs us to go balls to the wall, gas-soaked firebarn, full-on-hate, so he improves, it's Starlin.

[Saul Goodman]

If anyone needs us to go balls to the wall, gas-soaked firebarn, full-on-hate, so he improves, it's Starlin.

I ... agree ... with CFiHP?

[Saul Goodman]

If anyone needs us to go balls to the wall, gas-soaked firebarn, full-on-hate, so he improves, it's Starlin.

I ... agree ... with CFiHP?

It's working

[Slaky]

Starlin is Starlin and he's here till he's not and I hope he does well while he's here. All of you go to your rooms and leave his splooge thread alone.

The way he's playing, that won't be an issue.

After Rosario just scored from 2nd on that boot of a double-play ball, I'm done with this fucktard for good.  Let him be someone else's petulant, slapdick hitting, can't-field for shit shortstop.

We can always count on you

Seriously...all he's done this season is be a -0.4 WAR hitter, and -6 runs below average in the field.  In other words, he's been a drag on the team and has reduced his trade value to ashes.

If anyone needs us to go balls to the wall, gas-soaked firebarn, full-on-hate, so he improves, it's Starlin.

Well good work. He just won the game.

[SKO]

Starlin is Starlin and he's here till he's not and I hope he does well while he's here. All of you go to your rooms and leave his splooge thread alone.

The way he's playing, that won't be an issue.

Get fucked, Chuck

[Saul Goodman]

He sprinted down the line to beat the throw and collected another game-winning hit.  And it was right in front of the Mets' faces.  That's totally worth Syndergaard + Matz + a stud pitcher to be named later.

[SKO]

*dusts off thread*

Let this be the start of the return to replacement level

[Yeti]

*dusts off thread*

Let this be the start of the return to replacement level

Indeed....
Though I logged on Twitter to find people dubbing this the Starlin Castro game. Now, it may have been tongue-in-cheek, which I will ignore for my own purposes, but I'm going to go with 2-5, HR, 3B, 6 RBI as more of "The Starlin Castro Game" than tonight. That was only his MLB debut

[SKO]

*dusts off thread*

Let this be the start of the return to replacement level

Indeed....
Though I logged on Twitter to find people dubbing this the Starlin Castro game. Now, it may have been tongue-in-cheek, which I will ignore for my own purposes, but I'm going to go with 2-5, HR, 3B, 6 RBI as more of "The Starlin Castro Game" than tonight. That was only his MLB debut

It was tongue-in-cheek when I said it, but even were it not I would defend a big game against the team they're chasing for the top wildcard spot in the middle of a playoff race as The Starlin Castro game over a rookie debut in a year that was frustrating and pointless, however impressive said debut was.

[Eli]

*dusts off thread*

Let this be the start of the return to replacement level

Indeed....
Though I logged on Twitter to find people dubbing this the Starlin Castro game. Now, it may have been tongue-in-cheek, which I will ignore for my own purposes, but I'm going to go with 2-5, HR, 3B, 6 RBI as more of "The Starlin Castro Game" than tonight. That was only his MLB debut

It was tongue-in-cheek when I said it, but even were it not I would defend a big game against the team they're chasing for the top wildcard spot in the middle of a playoff race as The Starlin Castro game over a rookie debut in a year that was frustrating and pointless, however impressive said debut was.

I'm just happy he had a good game. Maybe he can have another one tonight, or at least sometime this week.

[SKO]

*dusts off thread*

Let this be the start of the return to replacement level

Indeed....
Though I logged on Twitter to find people dubbing this the Starlin Castro game. Now, it may have been tongue-in-cheek, which I will ignore for my own purposes, but I'm going to go with 2-5, HR, 3B, 6 RBI as more of "The Starlin Castro Game" than tonight. That was only his MLB debut

It was tongue-in-cheek when I said it, but even were it not I would defend a big game against the team they're chasing for the top wildcard spot in the middle of a playoff race as The Starlin Castro game over a rookie debut in a year that was frustrating and pointless, however impressive said debut was.

I'm just happy he had a good game. Maybe he can have another one tonight, or at least sometime this week.

That'd be peachy keen, if I dare say so.

[Saul Goodman]

*dusts off thread*

Let this be the start of the return to replacement level

So much for that.  RIP Starlin.

[Saul Goodman]

Castro said if he was asked to play other positions he would want to talk to teams front office

STARLIN: So, Theo, you guys want me to play another position now.  Does that mean I suck?
THEO: Yep, sorry, but you suck.
STARLIN: Ok great, just checking.