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Wheezer

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Ringy as a b'ar and twice as gone
« on: March 18, 2010, 04:09:09 PM »
Fess Parker.

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Re: Ringy as a b'ar and twice as gone
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2010, 04:12:39 PM »
The most shocking piece of news on this thread: that Fess Parker was still alive until recently.
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Re: Ringy as a b'ar and twice as gone
« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2010, 04:21:29 PM »
Quote from: Bort on March 18, 2010, 04:12:39 PM
The most shocking piece of news on this thread: that Fess Parker was still alive until recently.

Not if you liked fermented grape juice.  Sad to see him go.
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Re: Ringy as a b'ar and twice as gone
« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2010, 04:23:56 PM »
And thus goes another August 16th birthdayer.

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Re: Ringy as a b'ar and twice as gone
« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2010, 05:10:43 PM »
Quote from: thehawk on March 18, 2010, 04:21:29 PM
Quote from: Bort on March 18, 2010, 04:12:39 PM
The most shocking piece of news on this thread: that Fess Parker was still alive until recently.

Not if you liked fermented grape juice.  Sad to see him go.

Or beachside resorts in Santa Barbara.
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Re: Ringy as a b'ar and twice as gone
« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2010, 06:23:45 PM »
Quote from: Day Man on March 18, 2010, 05:10:43 PM
Quote from: thehawk on March 18, 2010, 04:21:29 PM
Quote from: Bort on March 18, 2010, 04:12:39 PM
The most shocking piece of news on this thread: that Fess Parker was still alive until recently.

Not if you liked fermented grape juice.  Sad to see him go.

Or beachside resorts in Santa Barbara.

What a lovely town.  The local newspaper, however, has some sketchy history.
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Ringy as a b'ar and twice as gone
« Reply #6 on: March 19, 2010, 06:01:10 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 18, 2010, 06:23:45 PM
Quote from: Day Man on March 18, 2010, 05:10:43 PM
Quote from: thehawk on March 18, 2010, 04:21:29 PM
Quote from: Bort on March 18, 2010, 04:12:39 PM
The most shocking piece of news on this thread: that Fess Parker was still alive until recently.

Not if you liked fermented grape juice.  Sad to see him go.

Or beachside resorts in Santa Barbara.

What a lovely town.  The local newspaper, however, has some sketchy history.

Curse you, Wendy McCaw.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

Gilgamesh

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Re: Ringy as a b'ar and twice as gone
« Reply #7 on: March 19, 2010, 09:30:41 PM »
Quote from: Day Man on March 19, 2010, 06:01:10 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 18, 2010, 06:23:45 PM
Quote from: Day Man on March 18, 2010, 05:10:43 PM
Quote from: thehawk on March 18, 2010, 04:21:29 PM
Quote from: Bort on March 18, 2010, 04:12:39 PM
The most shocking piece of news on this thread: that Fess Parker was still alive until recently.

Not if you liked fermented grape juice.  Sad to see him go.

Or beachside resorts in Santa Barbara.

What a lovely town.  The local newspaper, however, has some sketchy history.

Curse you, Wendy McCaw.

If you ever want to hear about the inside story, at least from the Board's side, I'm your man.
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.