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Author Topic: The Jeff Samardzija Defenestration Thread  (Read 8497 times)
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« Reply #15 on: April 05, 2010, 08:57:01 PM »
With any luck, Carlos Silva will eat him.  But if that fails to happen, the serial killer is due back in a few weeks.  And then there's the burning barn that someone mentioned.
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« Reply #16 on: April 05, 2010, 09:00:52 PM »
Quote from: R-V on April 05, 2010, 08:36:55 PM
Quote from: Bort on April 05, 2010, 06:37:56 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 05, 2010, 06:30:02 PM
Quote from: Waco Kid on April 05, 2010, 06:06:21 PM
Samardzija is a piece of shitzija.

Also, fuck Notre Dame. Because this sack of shit went to ND we have to put up with this.

He should just cut his losses and switch to football.

Alternately, he could die after being locked in a burning barn.

Why would you want to ruin a perfectly good barn? We could use it to store our hate for the winter.

I already have plenty of HATESILOS.
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"Then we can find out that Rizzo is Italian for Adam LaRoche which is French for average first baseman who will play for 8 teams before he retires."
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« Reply #17 on: April 05, 2010, 10:26:58 PM »
Quote from: Bort on April 05, 2010, 09:00:52 PM
Quote from: R-V on April 05, 2010, 08:36:55 PM
Quote from: Bort on April 05, 2010, 06:37:56 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 05, 2010, 06:30:02 PM
Quote from: Waco Kid on April 05, 2010, 06:06:21 PM
Samardzija is a piece of shitzija.

Also, fuck Notre Dame. Because this sack of shit went to ND we have to put up with this.

He should just cut his losses and switch to football.

Alternately, he could die after being locked in a burning barn.

Why would you want to ruin a perfectly good barn? We could use it to store our hate for the winter.

I already have plenty of HATESILOS.

Besides, we can always get the Amish to raise us another one, English.
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« Reply #18 on: April 06, 2010, 07:51:42 AM »
Quote from: CT III on April 05, 2010, 10:26:58 PM
Quote from: Bort on April 05, 2010, 09:00:52 PM
Quote from: R-V on April 05, 2010, 08:36:55 PM
Quote from: Bort on April 05, 2010, 06:37:56 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 05, 2010, 06:30:02 PM
Quote from: Waco Kid on April 05, 2010, 06:06:21 PM
Samardzija is a piece of shitzija.

Also, fuck Notre Dame. Because this sack of shit went to ND we have to put up with this.

He should just cut his losses and switch to football.

Alternately, he could die after being locked in a burning barn.

Why would you want to ruin a perfectly good barn? We could use it to store our hate for the winter.

I already have plenty of HATESILOS.

Besides, we can always get the Amish to raise us another one, English.

Aren't they all busy running puppy farms?
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« Reply #19 on: April 06, 2010, 08:16:50 AM »
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« Reply #20 on: April 06, 2010, 08:42:52 AM »
Okay, I've slept on this. Now I want the barn to not only be on fire but full of angry hornets.
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« Reply #21 on: April 06, 2010, 08:44:27 AM »

And how many fucking meatballs will be at Wrigley Field in their green Samardzija shirts?

I fucking hate this fucking team and 99% of those who support it.

Godmotherfucking dammit.
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« Reply #22 on: April 06, 2010, 08:53:37 AM »
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« Reply #23 on: April 06, 2010, 11:16:16 AM »
Quote from: Fork on April 06, 2010, 08:44:27 AM

And how many fucking meatballs will be at Wrigley Field in their green Samardzija shirts?

I fucking hate this fucking team and 99% of those who support it.

Godmotherfucking dammit.

Cripes, man.  It's game 1.  Of 162.  I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend.
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« Reply #24 on: April 06, 2010, 11:21:40 AM »
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 06, 2010, 11:16:16 AM
Quote from: Fork on April 06, 2010, 08:44:27 AM

And how many fucking meatballs will be at Wrigley Field in their green Samardzija shirts?

I fucking hate this fucking team and 99% of those who support it.

Godmotherfucking dammit.

Cripes, man.  It's game 1.  Of 162.  I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend.

You could cut ties with all the lies that you've been living in
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« Reply #25 on: April 06, 2010, 11:31:47 AM »
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 06, 2010, 11:16:16 AM
Quote from: Fork on April 06, 2010, 08:44:27 AM

And how many fucking meatballs will be at Wrigley Field in their green Samardzija shirts?

I fucking hate this fucking team and 99% of those who support it.

Godmotherfucking dammit.

Cripes, man.  It's game 1.  Of 162.  I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend.

Either hop on the running boards of the HATEMOBILE, or get the hell out of the way.
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« Reply #26 on: April 06, 2010, 11:37:08 AM »
Quote from: Bort on April 06, 2010, 11:31:47 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 06, 2010, 11:16:16 AM
Quote from: Fork on April 06, 2010, 08:44:27 AM

And how many fucking meatballs will be at Wrigley Field in their green Samardzija shirts?

I fucking hate this fucking team and 99% of those who support it.

Godmotherfucking dammit.

Cripes, man.  It's game 1.  Of 162.  I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend.

Either hop on the running boards of the HATEMOBILE, or get the hell out of the way.

I wanna sit in the rumble seat.
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« Reply #27 on: April 06, 2010, 11:37:17 AM »
Quote from: Bort on April 06, 2010, 11:31:47 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 06, 2010, 11:16:16 AM
Quote from: Fork on April 06, 2010, 08:44:27 AM

And how many fucking meatballs will be at Wrigley Field in their green Samardzija shirts?

I fucking hate this fucking team and 99% of those who support it.

Godmotherfucking dammit.

Cripes, man.  It's game 1.  Of 162.  I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend.

Either hop on the running boards of the HATEMOBILE, or get the hell out of the way.

Hmmm...I REALLY like that HATEMOBILE.
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« Reply #28 on: April 06, 2010, 11:42:09 AM »
Quote from: CT III on April 06, 2010, 11:37:08 AM
Quote from: Bort on April 06, 2010, 11:31:47 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 06, 2010, 11:16:16 AM
Quote from: Fork on April 06, 2010, 08:44:27 AM

And how many fucking meatballs will be at Wrigley Field in their green Samardzija shirts?

I fucking hate this fucking team and 99% of those who support it.

Godmotherfucking dammit.

Cripes, man.  It's game 1.  Of 162.  I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend.

Either hop on the running boards of the HATEMOBILE, or get the hell out of the way.

I wanna sit in the rumble seat.

I'm not sure how it works, but somehow EVERY seat is the rumble seat.
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« Reply #29 on: April 06, 2010, 11:44:59 AM »
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 06, 2010, 11:16:16 AM
Quote from: Fork on April 06, 2010, 08:44:27 AM

And how many fucking meatballs will be at Wrigley Field in their green Samardzija shirts?

I fucking hate this fucking team and 99% of those who support it.

Godmotherfucking dammit.

Cripes, man.  It's game 1.  Of 162.  I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend.

He's sucked for two years. He's established a pattern of sucking.

He's a serial sucker.
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